Hide Ya Wives, Hide Ya Kids: Worldwide Coronavirus Pandemic!

[misha]

752 dead in New York 2k new hospitalized total of 18k in the hospitals

 

[kungfu koala]

Damn. Gives even more credence to that story of millions of missing Chinese cellphone accounts.
Gotta be in the millions. And imagine torching that amount of bodies....:/
Y'all stay healthy, we had our first loss last night. Older, 70s.

 

[WAKKO!]

https://www.businessinsider.com/ame...000-a-month-under-house-democrats-plan-2020-4

 

[hipstermike]

they should do that no questions asked for all persons that files any form of taxes with a Social Security card or Individual Tax ID

 

[DJ Shift]

"Later today to people watch"

 

[had pants]

 

[maldonado]

So this next guy walks in and says how does your hair look the same after like a month. I said i cut my own hair.

He said oh wow, hes been looking bummy. I asked him how much he pays usually he saif 30, i said ill cut it for 15. Gonna give dude a bowl cut for $15

Just put ahat on em and shave around that bitxh.
Charge em 20

 

[dman14]

in a week, you probably cant even tell it was a bad cut unless he totally ****ed it up

 

[Blake P]

Not even surprised. My wife was talking with a friend on the phone last night and I heard her friend say they booked a cruise for October “since this should be over by then.” LOLWUT?!

 

[shibadekobe]

 

[shibadekobe]

 

[stanfan]

Reading Bill Gates insta comments....

There are a lot more dumb people out there than I really thought.

We are gonna be back in this same situation every decade because people think they are really going part of some new world order. More evidence that vaccines work than some random illuminati..but I digress.

Can't fix stupid.

 

[Canadian Destroyer]

Anybody living alone during this entire self-isolation period?
I'm introverted by nature so I kind of enjoy it, but what are yall doing to keep yourselves busy?

I was WFH and that would take up most my day. But I got laid off yesterday so that all changes.
Going to be doing home work outs, FaceTiming at least two people a day. Learning a new skill for a career change and watching A LOT of wrestling.

 

[shibadekobe]

SMALL-BUSINESS AID PROGRAM SET TO RUN OUT OF MONEY LATER TODAY, SOURCE SAYS

*Ruth Chris took it all

Ruth's Chris Steak House receives $20M in coronavirus relief

The company, like so many others, had to curtail operations at locations across the nation to limit the economic fallout created by the pandemic.

finance.yahoo.com

 

[Deleted member 42060]

Cruise ships are being booked
They want some sickness, they'll get some sickness.
Not even wait a year for the situation to improve, or not.

 

[Cashflow]

Cinemark Planning To Re-Open Circuit Around July 1

Figuring that the COVID-19 crisis will calm by the summer, Cinemark CFO and COO Sean Gamble today told investors and financial analysts in a special conference call today that the chain is looking to “ramp up” by July 1 with employees coming back roughly two weeks prior in late June. That said...

deadline.com

 

[Canadian Destroyer]

752 dead in New York 2k new hospitalized total of 18k in the hospitals

752 is a high number. It’s what I suspected.
They cane out last week saying hospitalizations are down and tried to play it off as that we’re peaking and on our way to recovery when in reality hospitalizations are down because people hospitalized are dying and others aren’t being brought in because they’re dying at home while all the beds were full

 

[Doom.]

I kept getting this, this morning:

Now I’m locked out.

 

[Deleted member 42060]

Has anyone tried this?

https://sa.www4.irs.gov/irfof-wmsp/login

You know its bad when even the IRS gives us splash pages to check something

took this from the footsites playbook

 

[everysingletime]

"Later today to people watch"

My head hurt reading that tweet

 

[shibadekobe]

 

[shibadekobe]

You know its bad when even the IRS gives us splash pages to check something

took this from the footsites playbook

YZY taught us well...

Multiple chrome users...30 at a time, LTE,

 

[Blake P]

You know its bad when even the IRS gives us splash pages to check something

took this from the footsites playbook

Next screen.... DANG!

 

[shibadekobe]

 

[Deleted member 42060]

YZY taught us well...

Multiple chrome users...30 at a time, LTE,

and when I check it, it says not available. Taxpayers broke the site. I need a tax bot!