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[storm2006]

i have been wanting to procure some Amazon yambs (6’+) for awhile but it just hasn’t happened merely because of their scarcity in areas I have been in. I am particularly curious what that looks like in a picture if she’s in heels and is taller than me because for some reason….idk

I am thinking of one in particular who might have been like 5’10/11” or so but I never saw her in heels because she was a straight up bussdown but still has a great “ex” story that confirms Based Jesus ‘s thoughts about voodoo dolls of me existing and also substantiate アミーゴ ‘s block on all platforms claim (although text was the only way I ever could/knew how to communicate with her)

 

[アミーゴ]

storm2006 man in my prime online days I would be blocking them going IN to the drinks/meetups if I knew this was a one time thing. Took ruthless to a new level

 

[storm2006]

storm2006 man in my prime online days I would be blocking them going IN to the drinks/meetups if I knew this was a one time thing. Took ruthless to a new level

Dog. I am weak at thought of a girl trying to text you the morning after saying she has a good time only to realize she’s been blocked


“Already? It was just date 1! He already cut me?!”

 

[アミーゴ]

Re-logged into Bumble a few days ago and found the two most attractive girls in my neighborhood on there.

Bro I thought you had a girl out there in VA?

Gotta get out with my guy suberzat1

The gif you posted is willypete

 

[アミーゴ]

storm2006 bro you know I’m a STRATEGY guy

 

[willypete]

Bro I thought you had a girl out there in VA?

Gotta get out with my guy suberzat1

The gif you posted is willypete

Shhhhhhhhhh you too loud

 

[アミーゴ]

Shhhhhhhhhh you too loud

I’ll be in DC for two weeks in March - you bailed on us last time CC suberzat1

 

[willypete]

I’ll be in DC for two weeks in March - you bailed on us last time CC suberzat1

I’ll make sure I’m around

 

[SerialSlugger]

I know I’m going to hell but

Spoiler

Wood

she’s 3’9………I’m 6’3

Sorry man had to FTFY

 

[calikev34]

Srs question

For a chick who is on your roster - how often do you text or call her? And how often do you see her IRL?

Obviously "it depends" but that's not a helpful answer

What's helpful is if you give your best guess or give us a general rule of thumb

 

[アミーゴ]

Srs question

For a chick who is on your roster - how often do you text or call her? And how often do you see her IRL?

Obviously "it depends" but that's not a helpful answer

What's helpful is if you give your best guess or give us a general rule of thumb

What spot on the roster and where we at in the situation?

 

[storm2006]

I’ll be in DC for two weeks in March - you bailed on us last time CC suberzat1

 

[アミーゴ]

storm2006 you pulling up fam???

 

[storm2006]

storm2006 you pulling up fam???

 

[storm2006]

i have been wanting to procure some Amazon yambs (6’+) for awhile but it just hasn’t happened merely because of their scarcity in areas I have been in. I am particularly curious what that looks like in a picture if she’s in heels and is taller than me because for some reason….idk

BREHS! You can’t make this up. The Yamb Gawds are reading the thread. Just matched with her

I actually don’t even remember swiping right on her but I have to go through with this for the culture

 

[calikev34]

What spot on the roster and where we at in the situation?

At the beginning. Towards the top of the roster

 

[アミーゴ]

storm2006 HOLLADAY BLESSINGS FROM US RETIRED YAMB GAWDS

LFG

 

[アミーゴ]

At the beginning. Towards the top of the roster

You got plans set yet?

It has to go both ways which is the key. Need her to set something up just as much as you do.

 

[checks mcgee]

Gonna divert from the midgetTalk a bit

Would y’all crack a chick with a prosthetic leg?

Everything else on point

 

[アミーゴ]

Gonna divert from the midgetTalk a bit

Would y’all crack a chick with a prosthetic leg?

Everything else on point

Y’all know me

 

[tupac jordan]

Gonna divert from the midgetTalk a bit

Would y’all crack a chick with a prosthetic leg?

Everything else on point

Without a doubt!

 

[bigslim773]

Without a doubt!

I WOULD BE LIKE QUAGMIRE ON THAT ONE EPISODE OF FG WHERE HE ROASTED OH GIRLS LEG . I WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO GET WOOD AT ALL, MY MIND WOULD BE ELSEWHERE

 

[willypete]

Without a doubt!

Deuce Bigalow that you?

 

[DonCigaro]

Without a doubt!

I’d hit and lick her limb

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

If you want the ****** experience without the investment all you gotta do is smash a tall yamb 5'9 or better and then move on to a chick of normal height like 5'5. Her legs are gonna seem like stubs in comparison