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[geno90221]

When you accidentally hit her eyes and she gets mad at you

Or her hair and now she has to go wash it

 

[fluid hips]

Or her hair and now she has to go wash it

Word. Some insist on taking a whole shower just cuz they got drops in their hair. Outchea wasting water.

 

[storm2006]

Shooting up the club over everything

 

[geno90221]

Shooting up the club over everything

 

[Based Jesus]

Although it is the stupidest it definitely feels the best

 

[Remy LeBeau]

Sometimes you get them grown women who aint with the BS and they keep that natural coochie curl. Aint gon lie when she get drenched and her crotch start looking like a 1991 NWA curl i kinda like it

 

[ballinsam23]

I’m aiming for the neck up

It's crazy they're ok with it literally anywhere, but their hair.

 

[s-blaze]

1991 NWA is crazy

 

[executive76]

Chicks really do go extra crazy for their bdays tho, outta control with it

"Celebrating all month" Over the past 10 years or so it gets increasingly extra/elaborate




They're more obsessed with birthdays than kids and they project it on to other people.

 

[moe200069]

"Celebrating all month" Over the past 10 years or so it gets increasingly extra/elaborate




They're more obsessed with birthdays than kids and they project it on to other people.

how tf she gonna ask him to blow out those sparklers? he got one of these laying around?

truth be told, if i know a dating situation is nothing more than casual, i avoid attending a bday invite. i’ve used every excuse to finesse my way out of these things. you not gettin sloppy drunk on my dime and then expectin me to uber you home

 

[NToweG]

Women want attention, their birthdays are a great way to go about it.

I think men could care less about being front row and center of attention....

 

[fluid hips]

 

[bigslim773]

NEED TO SEE HER STANDING UP

 

[executive76]

Judging by her arms/midsection she doesn't meet NT standards.

 

[tomdiginson]

Judging by her arms/midsection she doesn't meet NT stastandards

"High calorie human".

 

[smedroc]

 

[smedroc]

Has anyone ever dated one of the 'I'm celebrating my birthday all month' types??

If so how does that go in reality?

 

[tomdiginson]

Has anyone ever dated one of the 'I'm celebrating my birthday all month' types??

If so how does that go in reality?

They tend to be careless.

 

[smedroc]

They tend to be careless.

Can you elaborate?

 

[tomdiginson]

Can you elaborate?

They aren't serious people to be in a relationship with and are only meant for a good time.

 

[frshstunna]

Has anyone ever dated one of the 'I'm celebrating my birthday all month' types??

If so how does that go in reality?

They’ll annoy you wanting extra time and money spent

 

[storm2006]

Those birthday tweets are wild Like a lot of people in here and dudes in general, I'm not big on my birthday. It's just another day to me. Never met a woman with that mentality. I honestly care more about celebrating the day of my end of year review and the day bonuses are announced

It becomes hella awkward when it's casual and a birthday rolls around. I always did my best to avoid those situations because expectations are a ***** and it could ruin a good thing.

Usually for relationships it was a nice dinner, a present and a brunch with people her friends. Celebrating for a whole month is unacceptable and I almost want to say that's not a real thing. Worse than folks keeping up holiday decorations too long

 

[frshstunna]

If it ain’t the whole month then it’s planning something super extravagant (a trip or some type of function) , and it don’t matter how long y’all been together or known em

Some act like a date and a gift is not enough, but really it’s all competition to show off for other ppl …They gotta make sure the bday social media posts is lit and a lot of content to flood timelines

 

[steebie j]

Thankfully my girl is cool with pizza and red velvet cupcake from Crave

I can only imagine if she was the extravagant type

 

[clyde the glide]

Ill never forget one year as a kid my mom was legit mad at me for not being as excited as she was about my birthday.