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I was against the hoochies for the longest, but my wife convinced me my legs are too luscious not to flaunt 
Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof
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Wait, yall mashing breaks at spitting in your shorty mouth? Pft. C'mon now. I thought yall were franchise players.
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I’m 6’5” if I wear some king ding a ling hoochie shorts ima look like a damn grass hopper
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That tree do look a little curvy in front of her stomach. At least, compared to the other ones in the pic
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I'm a rim runner. Not all of us can create off the dribble.
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Youse a what now
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I switched to 5 & 7 inch shorts this year and get nothing but compliments. Im 6’2.
5 inches take some time to get used to but if you dont skip leg day youre good.
5 inches take some time to get used to but if you dont skip leg day youre good.
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Skipping leg dayMe in hoochie daddies:
Legs like Mcdonald's fries.
Skipping leg day
That's with leg day Fam
w/o leg day = soggy Mcdonald's fries.
Genetics said either way you gonna get this work:
I still be posted up though.
0 shame in my game.
Salute to my hoochie shorts-wearing bredren.
When I said it couldn't be me it wasn't because of the shorts. A man should know his limitations
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Just matched with my first xxx corn content maker. Slim 2% lowfat milk. Typical "punk rock" type with tatts piercings gages and purple hair. Normally not my type but im tryna see what that's like word to Day Day
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You gonna need to get baptised once you done messing with that.
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I was hoping mans would pick up on the 'dribble/spit' wordplay but of course.... I get branded a doo doo eater
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I WAS DEF HESITANT STEPPING INTO THE HOOCHIE DADDY SHORTS REALM… I WAS MISSING OUT!
I GET MAD LOOKS FROM YAMS. I JUST GOTTA GET AROUND TO GETTING MORE LEG TATS BECAUSE THE HOOCHIE’S LOVE MY CURRENT LEG TATS.
I ROCK WITH THE 9”… IM TOO TALL TO ROLL WITH THE 7” JOINTS
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Just getting to 11 inch inseam shorts was a journey.
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Regarding shorts...
When I worked at a gym I used to wear 5 inch running shorts with leggings underneath. Typical strength coach bro style.
Anyway i was kinda leaning over on the computer station checking bookings and this older Punjabi dude who was on the floor stretching nearby said from the waist down I looked like a 'sexy woman'.
EYE have never felt so violated.
When I worked at a gym I used to wear 5 inch running shorts with leggings underneath. Typical strength coach bro style.
Anyway i was kinda leaning over on the computer station checking bookings and this older Punjabi dude who was on the floor stretching nearby said from the waist down I looked like a 'sexy woman'.
EYE have never felt so violated.
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Might've been another rim runner
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I have a full right leg sleeve as well so that helps.I WAS DEF HESITANT STEPPING INTO THE HOOCHIE DADDY SHORTS REALM… I WAS MISSING OUT!
I GET MAD LOOKS FROM YAMS. I JUST GOTTA GET AROUND TO GETTING MORE LEG TATS BECAUSE THE HOOCHIE’S LOVE MY CURRENT LEG TATS.
I ROCK WITH THE 9”… IM TOO TALL TO ROLL WITH THE 7” JOINTS
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