Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

[Mark Antony]

I know you're clever b, just relax and write whatever the **** you wanna write, don't be so strict to guidelines. One that used to get me a lot of interest is one of my life interests was figuring out how to get super powers like Vin Diesel on just family and coronas. Corny, but it was relevant at the time and it's what really popped in MY head. Give a real feel for your sense of humor, and they feel that.

 

[johnny cakes]

I can see that, but in our case neither of us has anything to be guilty about. I can honestly say I still have feelings but I know it just wont work. Maybe down the line, right now I just want to move on, search OKC, without seeing her profile and getting into my feelings. Not to mention I don't want her to know I'm on there.

Bro it's a saying, he isn't saying anything about literally being guilty. He said she's guilty of being on there as well, just saying she is on there. It isn't a literal guilt. And I've had exes I've ran across on dating sites..I would just hit them up and say I hope they get catfished or locked in someone's basement on the first date

 

[nazdrowie]

Anyone using a good bio, none cheesy lol? , think I wanna upgrade my bio with "I'm tall" to something with a little more words

try this...

I'm a modern man. A man for the millenium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist, politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high tech lo-life. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multitasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I'm new wave but I'm old school and my inner child is outward bound. I'm a hotwired, heatseaking, warmhearted cool customer, voice activated and biodegradable. I interface with my database and my database is in cyberspace, so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging the bullet, and pushing the envelope. I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed. I got no urge to binge and purge. I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high concept, low profile, medium range ballistic missionary. A streetwise smartbomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties; I tell power lies; I take power naps; I take victory laps. I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot, slamdunk rain maker with a pro-active outreach, a raging workaholic, a working rage-a-holic, out of rehab and in denial.

I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda. You can't shut me up, you can't dumb me down, cause I'm tireless and I'm wireless. I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers. 

I'm a non-believer and an overacheiver, laid-back but fashion forward, up front, down home, low rent, high maintenance, supersize, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready, and built to last. I'm a hands on, footloose, knee-jerk headcase, prematurely postraumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate mail.

But I'm feeling; I'm caring; I'm healing; I'm sharing; a supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary caregiver. My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk-mail; I eat junk food; I buy junk bonds; I watch trash sports. I'm gender specific, captial intensive, user friendly, and lactose intolerant.

I like rough sex; I like tough love; I use the f-word in my email, and the software on my hard drive is hardcore; no soft porn.

I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a minivan at a megastore. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I'm toll free, bite size, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes; a fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle. I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double wrapped, vacuum packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity.

I'm a rude dude but I'm the real deal, lean and mean, cocked, locked, and ready to rock; rough, tough, and hard to bluff. I take it slow; I go with the flow; I ride with the tide; I got glide in my stride; driving and moving, sailing and spinning, jiving and grooving, wailing and winning. I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hardy and lunchtime is crunchtime. I'm hanging in, there ain't no doubt, and I'm hanging tough, over and out.

 

[sohoguy]

, I don't even look like someone that would use such bio....

 

[kevlar]

Man whoever reads that whole thing

 

[oidreez]

Aint no ***** reading all that ****

 

[23kidd]

Can't be mad at anyone not posting pics. **** is really lame out here, not like a fraternity anymore.

 

[johnny cakes]

 
@Johnny cakes  Brah, i'm at work reading your stories like

S*** is entertaining as hell.

I still wanna know what that german chick told her dog.

Lol I want to know too fam, but in the same breath I don't want to know..

 

[Bruce Banner]

Got more..But I'll post tomorrow. To be continued

We're both in Florida might as well PM me their IG's specially the thick booty white girl you mention earlier [emoji]128064[/emoji]


Better yet answer me this Question , German chick name start with a P ?

 

[23kidd]

 

[friscostylez]

man wtf is wrong with pof. they keep deleting my account for no goddamn reason.

 

[ogmcmxcii]

Ain't no ***** reading all that ****

Goddamn

 

[ogmcmxcii]

man wtf is wrong with pof. they keep deleting my account for no goddamn reason.

It's a sign from the gods

 

[johnny cakes]

We're both in Florida might as well PM me their IG's specially the thick booty white girl you mention earlier [emoji]128064[/emoji]


Better yet answer me this Question , German chick name start with a P ?

Lol nah German chick named started with a D. Maybe we can do some trades with info? [emoji]128527[/emoji]

 

[thenewjs23]

Is there anyway to hide online status on okc. Im meeting chicks but thy are bring up my always online status. OKC is saying I was online when im not.

 

[yaje1christ]

Is there anyway to hide online status on okc. Im meeting chicks but thy are bring up my always online status. OKC is saying I was online when im not.

If you checking the site frequently it'll keep you online just because your active... Do you have the app?

 

[thenewjs23]

Is there anyway to hide online status on okc. Im meeting chicks but thy are bring up my always online status. OKC is saying I was online when im not.

If you checking the site frequently it'll keep you online just because your active... Do you have the app?

I understand saying online when Im actually online. It's saying i'm online when Im actually not. I have the app and my brother says the app keeps you logged in. I would like to turn it off completely.

I've been talking to this from OKC and this am I wake up to texts from 11pm and shes upset that Im online but not responding to her texts. She wanted to come over but I was knocked out sleep.

 

[freeze]

just tell them the app keeps you online but you arent actually on there. i had the same issue with fb messenger. you say that, problem solved.

 

[smedroc]

I understand saying online when Im actually online. It's saying i'm online when Im actually not. I have the app and my brother says the app keeps you logged in. I would like to turn it off completely.

I've been talking to this from OKC and this am I wake up to texts from 11pm and shes upset that Im online but not responding to her texts. She wanted to come over but I was knocked out sleep.

If my girl getting butthurt already that's one you want to toss back over board

 

[oidreez]

Is there anyway to hide online status on okc. Im meeting chicks but thy are bring up my always online status. OKC is saying I was online when im not.

If you checking the site frequently it'll keep you online just because your active... Do you have the app?

I understand saying online when Im actually online. It's saying i'm online when Im actually not. I have the app and my brother says the app keeps you logged in. I would like to turn it off completely.

I've been talking to this from OKC and this am I wake up to texts from 11pm and shes upset that Im online but not responding to her texts. She wanted to come over but I was knocked out sleep.

yea im sorry but that sounds insecure on a female's end if she's complaining that the site says youre online but not responding to her texts

 

[heliumclinton]

Yooooo SoulSwipe is heat the melanin is flourishing, this is my type of app

Thanks for putting me on

 

[wavycrocket]

Yooooo SoulSwipe is heat the melanin is flourishing, this is my type of app

Thanks for putting me on

 

[friscostylez]

man wtf is wrong with pof. they keep deleting my account for no goddamn reason.

You printin in your prof

what does that mean lol


i just made another one but this time on my phone. what's yall opening line? i normally try to see if i can come up with something witty off their profile but if i cant, i just switch it up with the hey, sup& wsup and throw in their name and smiley depending on how im feelin

 

[adi934liife]

man im just tryna bust some joints without putting in work. i usually hit em with the "hey boo" tell them they cute then ask if they tryna smoke and F. the nerve of them to not respond back to me >:

 

[sohoguy]

I dead can't find any pic of me out without me wearing a hat.. Man bout to hope back on here all with pics of me with a hat on