Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

[oidreez]

Didnt have to follow up, she responded so we good.

See look at you already wanting to dead her over not getting a response

 

[nike4kja05]

See look at you already wanting to dead her over not getting a response

Right, just gotta be a little more patient especially being in Cali and with COVID in an uproar right now.

 

[Present]

Lookin' light skinned, mami was tight slim
Fat ***, big ****, I noticed her nice chin (sturdy chin)
I approached her, slight grin, white Timbs, number you can type in
Said she don't like men (hahaha)
I just laughed, ma, if we link, we link
You don't like men? me neither, what a coincidink (what a coincidence)

 

[calye2da]

Either I'm getting trolled or these woman who find me on bumble are looking for an ego boost . 2 out of the 3 ended unmatching me before they even messaged me. Then the 3rd one messaged me but by time went to see what she said she unmatched me.

This app’s process with matching is so flawed.

 

[gotjz]

facts plus nothing beats the first impression being in person and it going well

if it’s an app chick I find myself being less interested just because we haven’t had that first interaction yet

Exactly. Like they really expect me to GENUINELY ask how their day is outside of the first message when I don’t know if my lust is even real yet. They’re only screens, pics, and words before I meet them.

 

[2163O1baller90]

All I want to say is white nail polish is played out, chicks need to start switching it up

 

[fluid hips]

About to join chispa

 

[tay1]

This dude went on over 100 dates from online dating and compiled some stats

 

[Xennial]

For some context, dude is a 48 yr old white man that lives in Portland, retired from owning 2 car dealerships and 1 motorcycle dealership. Also did a yr in Fed Prison for white collar crime charges

This dude went on over 100 dates from online dating and compiled some stats

 

[tay1]

For some context, dude is a 48 yr old white man that lives in Portland, retired from owning 2 car dealerships and 1 motorcycle dealership. Also did a yr in Fed Prison for white collar crime charges

Also days he dated women from ages 35-50

 

[checks mcgee]

Nah that’s some serial killer type ****

 

[アミーゴ]

Lol at only hitting a HR on 24% of those dates

 

[tay1]

Lol at only hitting a HR on 24% of those dates

Is that not a good percentage?

 

[checks mcgee]

Is that not a good percentage?

are you being serious?

 

[アミーゴ]

are you being serious?

Trolls gunna troll B

 

[tay1]

Trolls gunna troll B

How am I trolling. Y’all know most of these ****** ain’t knocking it down on the first date like that right? That’s not hard to believe at all.

 

[アミーゴ]

How am I trolling. Y’all know most of these ****** ain’t knocking it down on the first date like that right? That’s not hard to believe at all.

My friends who have no game are hitting higher than that lol

 

[Based Jesus]

At least 87% of his dates had kids. Most responsible single mothers I know aren't ****ing random men.

 

[checks mcgee]

If I smashed 24% of the chicks I met up with I’d just say **** it and switch teams


not serious but yo that’s like 2 out of 10, you know how much wasted time that is

if there’s a vibe, which you can tell within like 5-10 min, smashing is always on the table right away

 

[tay1]

Y’all wylin if you think the majority of dudes is smashing that high of a percentage on the first date.

 

[アミーゴ]

At that age bracket? I don’t buy - those are the most horny AND his average date was how much?

Dude is a clown regardless

 

[checks mcgee]

The horniest, most straight forward chicks I’ve ever met are late 30’s to mid 40’s, I put that on anything

and you can sense the saltiness in homies graph

I can picture dude fuming as he put that **** together

 

[Based Jesus]

I just know for me sex on a first date isn't a priority. Sex isn't a priority at all actually.

Wont deny mans is a weirdo though

 

[fluid hips]

The horniest, most straight forward chicks I’ve ever met are late 30’s to mid 40’s, I put that on anything

Might have to dip my toes in that water

 

[Grine]

38-45 is the height of their sexual peak. I’m not surprised at all.