How should i get back at my "friend" Vol. Revenge!

[angeleelee]

do the same thing only put it on youtube

 

[julian wright]

Finger his butthole while he's sleeping

 

[nktran001]

Itching powder on everything he owns, done deal.

 

[dwadefan]

 

[skyflydul]

mayb im old fashioned but i would just dump a bucket of cold water on him while hes sleeping and antique him

 

[drjdoc26]

Fart on his pillow and give him pink eye.

 

[raffstylexx]

Use the "Niketalk Virus".... if he's using pc. that will stress him out!







NT wins!!!

 

[sooperhooper]

There's something fishy about this: He "picked" the lock; He stood there for 2 minutes and you didn't hear a thing? And lemme guess, you shower with your eyes closed the entire time so you didn't see him either. c'mon fam, delete this thread before the Detectives get to work.

 

[downtown43]

Originally Posted by sooperhooper

There's something fishy about this: He "picked" the lock; He stood there for 2 minutes and you didn't hear a thing? And lemme guess, you shower with your eyes closed the entire time so you didn't see him either. c'mon fam, delete this thread before the Detectives get to work.

why would someone lie about this happening to them?

he didn't say he had a threesome with Megan Fox and Jessica Biel.. dude got "exposed" publicly to all his friends

 

[ldj]

Soldier his car brake lines. Deff put some come in his mayo. If he is a hard sleeper, gorilla glue his testicles together, and/or buttcheeks. Take all his left shoes, cut one leg offa all his pants, cut offa one sleeve off all his shirts, jackets etc... Nair in his shaving cream. Rubbin alcohol in his contact solution. Grind up some a lightbulb, in a smoothy ah somethin. Slip hard on liquid in his drink.

 

[21shots]

Usually you do this with weird hardcore porn (granny porn for example) but to really get this +!@% you should get some gay porn. Buy a bunch of weird gay porn magazines, print out some labels with his name, address... like if he had a subscription to these magazines. Next time you have people over, 'hide them' in plain view like behind the toilet or some thing and wait for someone to find them.

PS: LOL at the girls not being impressed by what they saw.

 

[donpoppa]

if he has a laptop change all the sounds to porn sounds. i did it to my cousin once everytime he opened it or maximized or minimized his computer it had porn sound effects and would say i love gay porn.

buy some skunkshot and spread it all over his stuff.

add dye to his hair products

set a bunch of alarms 5-10 minutes apart

 

[sc415]

That ain't no prank, straight disrespect there

 

[recognize game]

Originally Posted by J23S

Originally Posted by BrokeBallah

He's def a Deutsche that i can't trust and im willing to make him stress for my revenge. 

Pranked by a German

 

[18key]

Poop in his bed. Like under the mattress. He'll never figure out why it always smells so bad.
Jizz on his pillow. And all of his underwear.
Change his shampoo out with Drano.
*+%% his girlfriend/crush/mom.
Throw baking soda all over him as soon as he gets out of the shower. Video tape it and put it on Facebook.
Wipe a powerful magnet all over his computer.

 

[allreds]

Put him in a blender and record it. Then show your friends.

 

[habib77fm]

Go to your local college, and post up flyers all over the place saying that there is a child pr0nography enthusiast meeting being held at your crib on a specific night and to ask for (insert your room mates name here) and list his phone number.

Just make sure you don't come home that night

 

[jpioneer]

Originally Posted by 18key

Jizz on his pillow. And all of his underwear.

That's too much.

 

[o fenomeno]

Originally Posted by Julian Wright

Finger his butthole while he's sleeping

yea that would totally show him whats up!!

 

[pj and bompton]

He's def a Deutsche

 

[donpoppa]

list him on ciagslist

 

[marlsj]

Originally Posted by IAlreadyGotThose


Wait... I thought our ding dongs got bigger when it was cold??

 

[18key]

Originally Posted by JPioneer

Originally Posted by 18key

Jizz on his pillow. And all of his underwear.

That's too much.

Go big or go home.

 

[kicktionair]

Originally Posted by OctobersFinest

Originally Posted by HOVKid

Originally Posted by jplikejayz

hold on lemme get this straight... you were showering, and he went through all the trouble of picking the lock. not only that but he recorded you cleaning yourself?

Is that why the word "friend" is in quotes in the title?  Meaning like, with benefits?

Yeah caught this too

next time while both of you are having sex don't pull out

 

[elnino4530]

Gay personal ad on Craigslist

Shave his eyebrows/patch in his head while sleeping

Empty a bottle of his cologne and replace it with deer urine that hunters use