If you had the opportunity to slap a celebrity, who would it be??

Mokorider

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I'd go with Pitbull.
Just can't stand that dude's voice and music.
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DJ Khaled
Soulja Boy
Paris Hilton
Mark Schlereth
Merrill Hodge
Ocho Cinco
Jimmy Clausen (already got hit by someone for being a douche)

That's all I can think of off of the top of my head...
 
Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck, even though I wouldn't really consider them celebrities, but they both have a lot of notoriety for the wrong reasons. It'dhave to be a UFC type backhand slap/puch though.
 
ann coulter maybe? or osama bin laden or something if he counts.

im in too good of a state of mind to talk about this negative stuff though. nobody really comes to mind.
 
I probably wouldn't pick an actor or musician, even though I don't like a lot of them. At least they're doing something creative, even ifI hate it, I can't completely hate them for trying.

With that in mind, if I ever see Perez Hilton (who shouldn't even be a celebrity), I will strike down with great vengeance and furious anger, a slap soloud and powerful that it will echo throughout the heavens.

Then the crowd of onlookers would lift me up onto their shoulders like it's the end of Rudy and carry me off in celebration.
 
id LEAN on Tracy Mcgrady. I mean like 'Jermaine ONeal sliding punch from the pacers riot' lean.

And id put Wendy Williams in the cobra clutch without hesitation.
 
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