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No need to be worrying about getting all settled just yet... you young bruh bruh. i swear relationships always pop outta nowhere! dont go lookin too hard... love yourself, have fun, the gf will come when it comes...
I'm 21 and never had a girlfriend.
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Thierry Henry
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Son.
How in the hell is that possible? You must look like Sam Cassell. Post your pic. No ****.
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Do you want it to happen with just someone special or are you waiting till marriage?
If you're waiting till marriage (for religious reasons) just get your life together how you want it and the one will come when she's supposed to.
If you're just waiting for someone "special", get that nonsense out of your head. Don"t make sex a bigger deal than what it is.
You don't have to have "swag" or a great mouthpiece to get laid. Just be sociable and don't be afraid of rejection. There are all types of women out there with different personalities out there and the vast majority want to have sex just like we do.
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stay single as long as you can
get action from as many as possible
stay strapped
concentrate on you
get action from as many as possible
stay strapped
concentrate on you
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Count your blessings
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happy born day
charles schwag
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Nh, but you must be a chronic mastervader.
You have your penis going through 20 year sentence.
Balls got cobwebs and need to be dusted off.
I would honestly go crazy if I wasn't getting laid or some poon.
You gotta put your life in perspective.
You probably could be gay, try your luck with men. No joking, dudes that have no luck with the ladies, end up finding out they were fun boys. *****exuality might be your calling.
Also
If you are not smashing or getting girls at 21 and while your young
Imagine when your older 30, 40, 50.
You are probably you going to lose your v-card to a skripper or a pro.
Might as well get it over with before it becomes a serious issue. You wil be paying for sex for the rest of life.
Word of advice, work out go to the gym and get in better shape, step your clothes/shoe game up (check dressing better and high end designer threads) and get your finances up....
You might look like hell rell and Sam cassell....but dudes really don't have to be pretty....I've seen fat and ugly dudes with dimes and bad chicks....what you don't have in looks, you make up with gear, style, cash, etc.
I pray to god you don't end up being a 30 40 year old virgin. Or a deviant.
You have your penis going through 20 year sentence.
Balls got cobwebs and need to be dusted off.
I would honestly go crazy if I wasn't getting laid or some poon.
You gotta put your life in perspective.
You probably could be gay, try your luck with men. No joking, dudes that have no luck with the ladies, end up finding out they were fun boys. *****exuality might be your calling.
Also
If you are not smashing or getting girls at 21 and while your young
Imagine when your older 30, 40, 50.
You are probably you going to lose your v-card to a skripper or a pro.
Might as well get it over with before it becomes a serious issue. You wil be paying for sex for the rest of life.
Word of advice, work out go to the gym and get in better shape, step your clothes/shoe game up (check dressing better and high end designer threads) and get your finances up....
You might look like hell rell and Sam cassell....but dudes really don't have to be pretty....I've seen fat and ugly dudes with dimes and bad chicks....what you don't have in looks, you make up with gear, style, cash, etc.
I pray to god you don't end up being a 30 40 year old virgin. Or a deviant.
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THIS THIS THIS!!!!!!!!!
Being tied down to one woman sucks, then they wanna get all mad when they catch you having sex with other women
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Gill Baka Esq. LLC.
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This gotta be the dumbest post i've read so far on the new NT....check this dudes username and reply...guaranteed this dude is also gettin no buns, is 17-18 years old and is talking about **** he don't know anything about, and trying to get those lulz.
Get your burger *** off NT please....go spit this advice on iss and they'll give you that e-fame your so desperately seeking.
OP, here's what you do, your probably a nice guy/introvert....make eye contact with a girl (I mean that flirty kind of eye contact) approach her, and say something about that staring situation like "hi/hey, my name is jordan, I thought to myself why keep staring at each other when we can get to know each other" idk some slick **** like that...kinda depends on how much she's eye-******g you and how pretty your facial region is to girls....that's about it.
You'll def know when a girl is eye-******g you. Then you move in.
Also don't be so focused on getting a girlfriend....I been there homie and at first that **** is def not made to be all that great. Also your gonna get rejected from time to time and it will hurt you in a lot of ways but you gotta be like batman. "what do you do when you fall down"....
Flirt with girls, get that feeling going for yourself and then your good. If you hit it off with a girl THEN think of making her your girlfriend and when you do get to that stage make sure you let her know your expectations and she lets you know hers and then you guys can see if your compatible.
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jamesrustler
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Dude, half these guys crackin' on you for not smashing ain't smashing either. The other half are smashing whales and calling them "thick"
Prioritize. Life for our generation is tough enough as it is. Get your **** together, put yourself and your loved ones in a good position. Then worry about chasing "yambs."
Oh, and HBD.
Prioritize. Life for our generation is tough enough as it is. Get your **** together, put yourself and your loved ones in a good position. Then worry about chasing "yambs."
Oh, and HBD.
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i didn't get a girlfriend or lose my virginity until i was 24.
meek meals
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So? At least you're not smashing for sandwiches.
MetalMario
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If you're smashing I don't see the problem here. I don't really sweat that issue myself. When I want a gf and a relationship, I'll get one.
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I'm 23 and never had one. Forever alone swag!
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I'm jealous.
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Damn have you atleast had a finger in the box or know what that thang smell like??
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It's fine man, as long as you have direction in life, ie. a career that you're focusing on, don't worry about women. They'll come when the time is right.
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my friend is 33 and never had a girlfriend...well he had one 4 like 3 months but come to find out she played him does that count??
is that bad for him?
is that bad for him?
Last time I checked I never heard anybody say when they were born they came out of a yamb.
charles schwag
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I still don't understand how you dudes go so long without intercourse or female companionship.
Unless you are in prison, there really shouldn't be an excuse.
I would of lost my mind, I would of went crazy.
I think there is a direct correlation between not getting poon and not getting laid with becoming serial killers, murderers and rapists and child molestors.
You don't hear those stories about dudes who don't know how to talk to women and can't get some buns got women bodies in their basements or those dudes with no girl or that get rejected by ladies....shoot up schools and movie theatres.
I think we should start a pool, like PayPal jordannovice some money so he can lose his v-card with a skripper or pay an escort for this dude b-day.
Once you get over that hurdle, I think you might be saved.
Smashing yambs isn't a science b...stop overthinking it and putting too much thought in it.
I feel sorry for dude.
Unless you are in prison, there really shouldn't be an excuse.
I would of lost my mind, I would of went crazy.
I think there is a direct correlation between not getting poon and not getting laid with becoming serial killers, murderers and rapists and child molestors.
You don't hear those stories about dudes who don't know how to talk to women and can't get some buns got women bodies in their basements or those dudes with no girl or that get rejected by ladies....shoot up schools and movie theatres.
I think we should start a pool, like PayPal jordannovice some money so he can lose his v-card with a skripper or pay an escort for this dude b-day.
Once you get over that hurdle, I think you might be saved.
Smashing yambs isn't a science b...stop overthinking it and putting too much thought in it.
I feel sorry for dude.
