I'm 21 and never had a girlfriend.

[antidope]

I still don't understand how you dudes go so long without intercourse or female companionship.

Unless you are in prison, there really shouldn't be an excuse.

I would of lost my mind, I would of went crazy.


I think there is a direct correlation between not getting poon and not getting laid with becoming serial killers, murderers and rapists and child molestors.


You don't hear those stories about dudes who don't know how to talk to women and can't get some buns got women bodies in their basements or those dudes with no girl or that get rejected by ladies....shoot up schools and movie theatres.


I think we should start a pool, like PayPal jordannovice some money so he can lose his v-card with a skripper or pay an escort for this dude b-day.


Once you get over that hurdle, I think you might be saved.

Smashing yambs isn't a science b...stop overthinking it and putting too much thought in it.




I feel sorry for dude.

Be quiet. OP made the thread to ask for some advice, the last thing he needs is you running in here trying to imply that he might be depraved. No one cares about your story, cool you're pulling chicks on the reg according to you, how is that relevant to this thread? Why dont you pay for yourself, youre clearly balling out of control Mr. Louis Vuitton Scarf.

 

[Deleted member 37467]

Why dont you pay for yourself, youre clearly balling out of control Mr. Louis Vuitton Scarf.

He clearly isn't.

 

[antidope]

Why dont you pay for yourself, youre clearly balling out of control Mr. Louis Vuitton Scarf.

He clearly isn't.

 

[imvictor]

Why dont you pay for yourself, youre clearly balling out of control Mr. Louis Vuitton Scarf.

He clearly isn't.

Oh shhh

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

I really don't have a clue..what to say..

 

[cudderz]

tim tebow's a virgin, and he's not complaining. Dude just go talk to some women man and you're going to school and have job. that's what you should worry about bro.

 

[Master Zik]

Why dont you pay for yourself, youre clearly balling out of control Mr. Louis Vuitton Scarf.

He clearly isn't.

#POOR

 

[dacityslanga]

#POOR

DEER GAWD


rollinrollin

 

[3dgarfly23]

Op, first you get the money, then you get the power, then comes the girls.

 

[daytona 5000]

Don't listen to these dudes clowning you, making it seem like vagina is the end all be all. A lot of these dudes will spend their entire lives in pursuit of the box, as if it gives them some sort of life giving energy. All it is is a warm wet orifice. Entertainment. Like your Xbox. Except if feels good. Your Xbox won't cost you LOT in the long run though (dates, headaches, heartache, court cases, STD's, child support, alimony etc.). Focus on improving yourself and doing things that make YOU happy, not things that you think MAY impress a chick enough to give you 10 minutes of that black hole they call vagina.

 

[Deleted member 37467]

Don't listen to these dudes clowning you, making it seem like vagina is the end all be all. A lot of these dudes will spend their entire lives in pursuit of the box, as if it gives them some sort of life giving energy. All it is is a warm wet orifice. Entertainment. Like your Xbox. Except if feels good. Your Xbox won't cost you LOT in the long run though (dates, headaches, heartache, court cases, STD's, child support, alimony etc.). Focus on improving yourself and doing things that make YOU happy, not things that you think MAY impress a chick enough to give you 10 minutes of that black hole they call vagina.

He gets it.

 

[charles schwag]

Are you in college? How are you not getting laid in college?

I remember p being so easy in high school/college.

I honestly think you should enroll in a college. Go away, live in a dorm. Cuz even lames and ugly nerds be getting laid up by dimes. (Boards follow the tech geeks cuz they see the money. Word to Steve Jobs/Bill Gates)

it aint like high school were the cheerleaders going after the bball and football players.


What about you co-workers? Any hot colleagues?


We should hold that pool....get this dude a stripper/pro.....make him a man....


Tim Tebow is doing it for religious reasons. Tim Tebow is caked up, Jordan Novice not so much.

 

[thegrandpuba26]

#POOR

I'm drooling on myself

 

[localnative88]

I hope you're at least getting some sex.. But don't stress that, you're 21 focus on yourself until the right girl appears. Because the breed of girl now, smh.

 

[imvictor]

#POOR

LMFAOOOOO
Son posted again like if nothing happened.

 

[tomdiginson]

#POOR

 

[noskey]

Why dont you pay for yourself, youre clearly balling out of control Mr. Louis Vuitton Scarf.

He clearly isn't.

Repped.

 

[shorty doo wop]

LMFAOOOOO
Son posted again like if nothing happened.

 

[ihatemondayz]

smh at this dude charles schwag talking about getting poon

i know for a fact that you ain't getting any poon by your instagram

charles' instagram dndang

 

[ijumpman]

I didn't have my first girlfriend until I was 22, no big deal. I mean, yeah, It's nice, but at some point after you have a girlfriend, you'll probably wish you didn't.

 

[charles schwag]

A lot of late bloomers on here.

What in the world where you dudes doing in middle school and high school?

I was copping dome in the staircases and skipping class with a bird....

I dont get it.

 

[iluvjordanxi]

Its either you're a loser or have no game. Lets be honest here. But there is hope, just have confidence in yourself.

 

[snaggykicks]

Lucky you.
I wish I never had a girlfriend, .

lol this

 

[futuremd]

Why dont you pay for yourself, youre clearly balling out of control Mr. Louis Vuitton Scarf.

He clearly isn't.

 

[njcollector]

the struggle....is mindblowing.


But don't worry about it i guess, i didn't have a gf till i was 20, and even then it was brief like 5-6 months. You are still smashing though, right?
or are you a 21 year old virgin? If its the latter than damn, dude, i'm not a pretty nor handsome dude, but i still get a decent amount, you just got to start taking some risks, i know you probably feel ugly and unworthy for a gf, but in reality you aren't and you know that, but youre scared of rejection, so scared it is clouding your judgement.


Go out there and have fun, never associate your happiness to women, it will lead you till a life of ups and downs, because women are unstable and so is the dating life, some games youre doing 20-30pts a game, and then like a switch of the lights you end up in a drought and benched. You have to have something else to empower you with confidence, whether it is finding your self worth by helping those in need, or getting to the gym and improving yourself daily, or going out there and having fun with your friends.

Regardless, if worst comes to worst, realize you have an amazing and glorious life compared to nearly 40% of the world, female or no female, you have so much opportunities and possibilities, the situation youre in is purely because you want to be in this situation; it isn't because youre ugly,fat, or poor, it is your doing, and you need to get out of it and change, its never too late to change. Goodluck brah, 2-3 years from now, you'll laugh at this thread and remember how low you sank but also see how you rose like a phoenix