Its not about the size of the boat..but the motion in the ocean Unappreaciation

Originally Posted by DatZNasty

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You have no choice. God gave you that small penis for a reason; you are destined to be a muff diver, so become the best one you can be and chics will give you a pass on your vienna sausage.

Get in where you fit in dude! Cave yodeling is your calling, chicks will put up with your deficiencies if you can bring other
stuff to the table.
 
Originally Posted by Kicktionair

SO whats the length

like how will people know they are small or big.......... whats the drawing line

yes I want to check my mead for accuracy
i would also like to know the answer to this question
 
Fam said yaht
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... Well I damn sure ain't got a yacht, but ain't no canoe neither.
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. Confidence is the key anyway... Either way, I'mCaptain Neemo when it's sailing time and I've never had any physical complaints, though my longevity depends on my attitude at thetime
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At least u ain insecure.
Better take sum clitorial lessons.
If chicks usin bullets, maybe u have a chance.
Either that, or strap it up
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Oww!
 
Don't worry my dude.

When you're not having sex, size don't matter at all, and when you are having sex, it matters even less.
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Originally Posted by PhillyPG1

Originally Posted by dreClark

Quite possibly the gayest thread in NT history.

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For shame.
You got a dude doing the Macarena in your avy.
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I know right.

A dude doing one of the most popular dances in music history is really gay.

I see what you did there.

You are so clever.

Teach me your way's.

But be sure to do that right after you continue commenting on and thinking about the size of another mans meat.
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cmon dre...gotta appreciate dude's honesty
Wanna be honest?

Tell about the fact that you got a thing for big girls. Tell about the fact that you listen to Phil Collins on a regular basis. Tell me that you have nofriends or some #!*@ like that.
 
Originally Posted by dreClark

Originally Posted by PhillyPG1

Originally Posted by dreClark

Quite possibly the gayest thread in NT history.

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For shame.
You got a dude doing the Macarena in your avy.
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I know right.

A dude doing one of the most popular dances in music history is really gay.

I see what you did there.

You are so clever.

Teach me your way's.

But be sure to do that right after you continue commenting on and thinking about the size of another mans meat.
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cmon dre...gotta appreciate dude's honesty
Wanna be honest?

Tell about the fact that you got a thing for big girls. Tell about the fact that you listen to Phil Collins on a regular basis. Tell me that you have no friends or some #!*@ like that.

I am pretty clever.
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Tryna justify a dude doing the Macarena.You got that.
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Hey and don't talk about Phil Collins like that.
 
Originally Posted by PhillyPG1

I am pretty clever.
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Tryna justify a dude doing the Macarena.You got that.
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You sure told me.
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I am now going to 'Commit that'.
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I bid you adieu my compatriot.

/life
 
its easy to over come this. all you need to do is

1. Eat the box or work on your hand skills cuz that will get her to the point where size really wont matter.

2. Make sure the first time is at night or somewhere really dark. There's a chance that she will feel you out but try and cut the foreplay down to aminimum and strap yourself up isntead of having her do it.

3. Work on your game. If your game is sick and you get these girls on some fallin in love tip then it wont really matter to them.
 
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