Just broke up with my girlfriend vol:farmlife

[BaltimoreLove]

Honestly I questioned if she was special needs a few times .... she was really smart valedictorian at my middle school

 

[getback]

 

[kickvicisous]

 

[tr1ll]

Honestly I questioned if she was special needs a few times .... she was really smart valedictorian at my middle school

Middle school?? What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

Wait, how old are you and how old is she?? Let me find out OP is a backsliding Amish..

 

[ahat]

 

[louytromps]

OP if you really want our help and advice we need pics!

Help us help you

 

[AEA18]

This the kind of farming OP is referring to?

Farming refers to a gaming tactic where a player, or someone hired by a player, performs repetitive actions to gain experience, points or some form of in-gamecurrency. Farming usually involves staying in a game area with a spawn point that generates endless numbers of items or enemies.

 

[SIETE TRES LA]

OP the trick to moving on is growing bangs, wearing black eyeliner, and painting your nails black while listening to Greenday. If your serious about going this route you should consider picking up a hacky sack too. PM me your paypal login/pass combo if you have any more questions.

 

[grimeyy]

OP, sorry to hear your ex didn't wanna milk the cows for you

 

[ryda421]

OP the type to complain about anything. Had she been well-skilled with her farming abilities, OP would probably say "she has too many farming skills."

 

[jayhood23]

OP the trick to moving on is growing bangs, wearing black eyeliner, and painting your nails black while listening to Greenday. If your serious about going this route you should consider picking up a hacky sack too. PM me your paypal login/pass combo if you have any more questions.

I've seen some horrendously corny jokes on the internet but this by far is top 5

 

[Mark Antony]

If you ain't feeling it, you ain't feeling it, no need for all the excuses. "***** couldn't do parkour"

 

[Barbados Slim]

This the kind of farming OP is referring to?

Nah he's talking about actual farming...

 

[htg designs]

Farming ain't no joke. I moved from the city to the sticks over a yr ago. Got a bunch of farmer friends (none single, sorry op). Got a lil garden myself and chickens, but no way I would myself a farmer. Takes a lot of work and commitment. Sorry to hear your Shorty's farm game weak, but **** is funny af.

 

[3stheluckynumbe]

Today I learned, when finding a proper mate, first question should be, “how’s your farming skills?”

 

[illwill8710]

By skills, I assume you mean does she make that sloppy vacuum/wet vacuum sound when shes cleaning the pipes.

 

[oh you mad]

What kinda farming skills were you expecting her to have??

 

[$tatus $ymbol]

OP sounding like Dwight K Shrute

 

[Maserati Fox]

You don't have to be lonely at FarmersOnly.com, OP

 

[youngthundercat]

I feel like Op with the OG NT troll job. I love it.

 

[jape]

 

[Mister Meaner]

OP sounding like Dwight K Shrute

 

[BaltimoreLove]

Middle school?? What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

Wait, how old are you and how old is she?? Let me find out OP is a backsliding Amish..

I figured she would smart because she did well in school

 

[BaltimoreLove]

29 and you took her virginity?

Yeah ok

I tell no lies

 

[BaltimoreLove]

Middle school?? What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

Wait, how old are you and how old is she?? Let me find out OP is a backsliding Amish..

Im28 she 29