One year, we went on vacation to Montego Bay, Jamaica. We got to the hotel, and there was construction going on. So I called my travel agent, told him of the situation, and he got us a room at Hedonism III, of which was the only thing available at that time. As many of you know, all sorts of things go down at this destination. So a car pulls up, takes us to the new spot. I had never been, didn't know what to expect. We get there, and the first thing we see after getting past the gates, is this dude who works at the resort getting propositioned by a white couple. Typical midwestern look, gut hanging, tacky tee shirts, because we entered on the Prude side of the resort. The Nude side of the resort was hidden from onlookers. So we check in, and we get to the room of which had mirrors on the ceiling, porn playing in the background. White porn no less.
After our first day there, the propositions began to come, mostly because it is a swingers resort as well as a spot for people looking to connect on the nude side, where they play sex games.
So we got an invite to the Nude Side, of which I found comical, especially after finding out that as soon as you enter the pool area, it was mandatory that you disrobe, no shorts, no towel, unless you were walking through in order to get to the beach, of which was nude as well.
Everyone, the vacationers on that nude side were fat, and white. The staff was made up of the locals, and all had to pass HIV and STD tests before working there. Tips, were encouraged from what I was told.
So we stripped down, walked straight through to the beach, and that was because as we passed through, they had already started a game in the pool, where a woman was blindfolded, and she was to fondle each of six men, to figure out which was her husband.
I say that to say this, ONE of the workers there got lucky while we were there, then was being cared for by one of those midwestern types, after her vacation there. We, my wife and, I found out about this arraignment on the way from the resort to the airport from the taxi driver.
He said that he had hoped to be so lucky.