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[kuya7macky23]

This thread saved my overnight shift. Thanks NT!

 

[chicksnkicks]

 

[million dollar stacks]

Originally Posted by Crank Lucas

Originally Posted by proper english

Originally Posted by aaf703

Originally Posted by bacardi01

MrONegative wrote:

ayyy that's my song! no bs

 

 

[916kings]

 

[mronegative]

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That rail better be adamantium or some !%%$.

 

[veezyv]

MrONegative wrote:

*DEAD*

 

[jus3]

That rail better be adamantium or some !%%$.

 

[lol]

Originally Posted by VeEzyV

MrONegative wrote:

*DEAD*

 

[joegalvan]

Originally Posted by MrONegative

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That rail better be adamantium or some $%%@.

 

[dimsum9]

Originally Posted by SaNTi0321

Originally Posted by chucks ohyeah

Originally Posted by DOWNTOWN43

Idiot

 

[leonard109]

omg this one had me rolling on the floor literally

Original ad:
**** Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc.....
Offering: cash, items for barter

From Me to **********@***********.org:

Hey,

I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have severalfine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you areinterested and I will send you pictures and prices.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

I am. lets see what you got.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Here you go:

Looks like a normal spoon, right?

Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knifewith tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, andthe next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguisedweapon.

I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can %##% off.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:

At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if youlook close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automaticGlock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup oflead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.

Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-packof soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow forany kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weaponis only for sale if you have a Class III permit.

This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but isactually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. Theultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on thepump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during theheat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action.Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5per box.

Let me know if you want any of these items.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

youre a xxxxing #+%$#%*, xxxxbrained, xxxxxx, ******ed dipxxxx. youprob walk around with that xxxx too you dumb xxxxx xxxxer. I hope youget hit by a car. xxxx off, eat xxxx, and die.

 

[mronegative]

Originally Posted by leonard109

This one got me. 

 

[foreverdecember21]

Originally Posted by lol

Originally Posted by VeEzyV

MrONegative wrote:

*DEAD*

 

[jd214]

Chris

 

[airforce416]

Originally Posted by MrONegative

 

[mronegative]

*tired of tryin to duck harpoons. 

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 that was wrong.

 

[T0INE]

I love this thread.

 

[MetalMario]

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Originally Posted by leonard109

I don't get it...

all I see is a Kleenex box with a battery next to it.
Info on Pic?

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[Retroballer]

thats no battery

 

[mronegative]

some ppl...

 

[kvsm23vs24]

at thinking thats a battery

 

[lakersfan1]

Originally Posted by kvsm23vs24

at thinking thats a battery

at you not understanding he was being sarcastic

 

[tecnoman23]

Funny stuff

 

[wren32]

best NT post ever.

 

[chrisb9393]

Originally Posted by MrONegative