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So while browsing the interwebz a couple of days ago, I saw a story about Rohan Marley being engaged to Brazilian model Isabeli Fontana. If you’re unfamiliar with Bob Marley‘s 172nd child, his other claim to fame is impregnating Lauryn Hill 5 times. Throughout the years, Marley and Hill never officially married, which makes this recent news all the more hilarious. While I will always hold The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill in the highest regard, only one thought comes to mind right now: Lauryn Hill lost.
Ever since her debut album, Hill has been an enigma. She had a boatload of kids, put out an Unplugged album where every song contained the same 3 chords and dressed like Ronald McDonald. On top of that, she became notorious for showing up to her own concerts hours late and singing with a voice that’s seen better years. All of this while being “married