Moment of Truth:Things you did or do that ppl may see is weird, nasty, disgusting.....

Not even.

I get creative in the kitchen when I'm high. I'll throw some **** together before I eat a hot pocket.
some of my favorite stoned menu creations...

Thousand Island Fries

Eggo with semisweet chocolate chips smushed into each square

Croissant pizzas

Cereal but instead of milk, melted ice cream.

Ghetto quesadilla...grilled cheese sandwich with salsa inside.

Ghetto crabcakes...leftover rice & canned tuna crisped up in the frying pan  
 
Not even.


I get creative in the kitchen when I'm high. I'll throw some **** together before I eat a hot pocket.


some of my favorite stoned menu creations...

Thousand Island Fries

Eggo with semisweet chocolate chips smushed into each square

Croissant pizzas

Cereal but instead of milk, melted ice cream.

Ghetto quesadilla...grilled cheese sandwich with salsa inside.

Ghetto crabcakes...leftover rice & canned tuna crisped up in the frying pan  


Bruh..

My greatest creation ever, Philly Cheese fries(paten pending)...everything to make cheesesteaks except bread. Threw it on top of the fries. :hat
 
Bruh..

My greatest creation ever, Philly Cheese fries(paten pending)...everything to make cheesesteaks except bread. Threw it on top of the fries.
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That's can't miss...the true art tho is gettin busy without good ingredients. If you got the Philly ingredients from the jump, you already straight up. Sometimes you gotta go to war with ketchup and mystery items.
 
That Bacon Pancakes remix is fire :hat :lol

One small thing I do that I forgot is substitute real **** with crackers. Like I'll legit eat chicken with crackers for no good reason. I could have bread to make sandwiches, but I'll still usually eat my spicy turkey and cheese with crackers. I know, poor :lol
 
 
As wild as Steezying and Treezying are, what the hell do they have to do with letting another ___ smash your girl while you watch?
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@BuddhaChris if you tongue hasn't corroded, I say what you did is fine
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Nasty as hell, but fine. Okay, no it isn't.
I mean sucking the nut out part. Sometimes in ****old the Mandingo will nut in the box and the white dude will suck it out. Sometimes they'll just bust straight in the dudes mouth or the white dude will top off until BBC nuts in his mouth
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def not ****old

****old is just a guy licking anothers guys nut off of his girl

the dude smackin on the chick never just busts in the dudes mouth or gets topped off by the guy, thats gay/bi play at that point 
 
I am literally in tears over dude saying he threw a turd in to his neighbor's yard. That's just ****** up
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My weird habbit - I eat baby powder


Also, I don't know if this counts as a disgusting deed (it might once you're done reading it)

One time me and this dude was going at it. I'm riding, getting it in. We've been at it for maybe 15 minutes and then he asks me to get off and he wants to do 69, I'm like..cool
The minute I hover over his face he just goes "get up....get up..."
I was so mortified, but I was sure my cheeks were clean and good to go. I guess not. I got off, we went back to smashing. I wasn't really mad, just confused.
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ur a girl right???
 
 
 
As wild as Steezying and Treezying are, what the hell do they have to do with letting another ___ smash your girl while you watch?
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@BuddhaChris if you tongue hasn't corroded, I say what you did is fine
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Nasty as hell, but fine. Okay, no it isn't.
I mean sucking the nut out part. Sometimes in ****old the Mandingo will nut in the box and the white dude will suck it out. Sometimes they'll just bust straight in the dudes mouth or the white dude will top off until BBC nuts in his mouth
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def not ****old

****old is just a guy licking anothers guys nut off of his girl

the dude smackin on the chick never just busts in the dudes mouth or gets topped off by the guy, thats gay/bi play at that point 
Why do you know the specificities of what does and does not qualify as ****olding?
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Based Jesus you funny as ****
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Man I'm not even trying to be funny. I was just asking a question
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Bagel Bites ftw
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Those ain't **** either. Bagel bites, pizza rolls, hot pockets they're all trash. Ellio's pizzas too. All frozen pizzas, except for the meatball marinara one digiorno's makes.
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That ain't the type of casual information you just come across but everybody got weird fetishes so ima let you cook.
 
Pizza rolls, elios, and celeste are all good

I used to kill a 90 pack of pizza rolls in like 4-5 days
 
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A 90 pack of pizza rolls wouldn't last a day in front of me :{ I eat so damn much. I'm hella skinny but I got a Brick Squad gut |I
 
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As wild as Steezying and Treezying are, what the hell do they have to do with letting another ___ smash your girl while you watch? :lol

[@=/u/83518/BuddhaChris]@BuddhaChris[/@] if you tongue hasn't corroded, I say what you did is fine :lol


Nasty as hell, but fine. Okay, no it isn't.


I mean sucking the nut out part. Sometimes in ****old the Mandingo will nut in the box and the white dude will suck it out. Sometimes they'll just bust straight in the dudes mouth or the white dude will top off until BBC nuts in his mouth :{
def not ****old

****old is just a guy licking anothers guys nut off of his girl

the dude smackin on the chick never just busts in the dudes mouth or gets topped off by the guy, thats gay/bi play at that point 


Why do you know the specificities of what does and does not qualify as ****olding? :x

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