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Damn you Gordonson. That's the second time somebody hit me with my own avy.
With an avy like that, it's way too easy of a response to ignore son
Moment of Truth:Things you did or do that ppl may see is weird, nasty, disgusting.....
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With an avy like that, it's way too easy of a response to ignore son
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Peed on a train when I could have waited 5 mins to be at the ferry.
I was 17 and drunk
I was 17 and drunk
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"goes to sign up for NASA space exploration program"i wish i could experience zero gravity sex.
floating sex
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they have adult ones dude lol... they are on the eisle right by the toilet paper.... I think I even seen some that come off a roll like toilet paper but are protected by a plastic dome....
Also I totally forgot this... but to ppl who said they didn't know about the adult ones... or wouldn't use the... They been had the adult ones in hospitals and use them on ppl who are bed ridden etc... They have them in a tube.. similar to those car dash/vinyl etc wipes with the snap close lid.
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I put ice cream in bread.
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when younger and talking to chicks on the phone and theyd ask like how big u r.... since most had no concept of size... id get random things in the bathroom to compare to give them an idea...ie oh its the same size as a tube of toothpaste... its longer then a brush... its thicker then a bar of soap. so on and so forth...
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^ I remember this girl asking me to let her hear me pee so she can figure out. I was like oooooooooooooook. Didn't do it.
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That struggle ice cream sammich.
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Dats just how I do.
I put it in Hawaiian sweet rolls, and other types of bread like sheebatta
Like a literal ice cream sandwich.
I put it in Hawaiian sweet rolls, and other types of bread like sheebatta
Like a literal ice cream sandwich.
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Oh nah
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Putting Hot Cheetos or takis in a Cuban Roll is 
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Aye what do y'all do when you just have to fap but you can't find lube anywhere. Do ya slap ya monkey dry or save ya money........ Personally I hate dry fapping.
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This is how I started using oil in the first place, I ran out of lotion and constantly forgot to pick some up on my way home
Dry fapping feels like some jail ****
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I remember one time I couldn't find any type lube to save my life until I looked in my mamas old purse and found some Canker Sore medicine....This is how I started using oil in the first place, I ran out of lotion and constantly forgot to pick some up on my way home
Dry fapping feels like some jail ****
OMG that **** had me like
I lasted like 30 minutes longer than I usually did
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That Kobe picture + the thought of using Canker Sore medicine has me howling 
I can't even lie, the oil I'm using is old mineral oil
I can't even lie, the oil I'm using is old mineral oil
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I remember one time I couldn't find any type lube to save my life until I looked in my mamas old purse and found some Canker Sore medicine....
OMG that **** had me like
I lasted like 30 minutes longer than I usually did
**** man
that Kobe pic ajhskdlafsdakjfdsds
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Yooo
But, seriously, fappin in the shower using soap is the truth
But, seriously, fappin in the shower using soap is the truth
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Yooo
But, seriously, fappin in the shower using soap is the truth
Yea till you get soap in the pepe hole
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Awl man you need to upgrade. At least get some Coconut Oil or something. I might stop by Walgreens today and get some Canker Sore medicine. Use my Walgreens Rewards cardThat Kobe picture + the thought of using Canker Sore medicine has me howling
I can't even lie, the oil I'm using is old mineral oil
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damn its never happened to me but i guess ima have to chill on that. I can just imagine that feel *shudders*
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