Moment of Truth:Things you did or do that ppl may see is weird, nasty, disgusting.....

[12 million]

Yooo

But, seriously, fappin in the shower using soap is the truth

Yea till you get soap in the pepe hole

Nuh-uh you just asking for it using soap. Sometimes I use TONS of baby oil.

 

[bigego24]

watching porn/fapping has become a planned well thought out meticulous event... dudes gotta get a search... get an apt set/compilation...  narrow down to a small chosen few, then sneak peak breakdown get a spoiler of a few...then decide what acts/scene/type they wanna watch...then narrow it down to just the one, then get in position watch a little...fast forward to the parts you like then go in...

its damn near like picking the right school/car etc.... its not just jizz....its become a event an art form... a multi-facet task that requires planning and what not...

This man knows. I've studied harder to find that perfect scene more than some research papers when I was in college.

 

[Retto]

Whatever y'all do, just don't make the mistake of using Vicks VapoRub Cream. Had me nearly crying while fapping, on some pain && pleasure type steez .

 

[Based Jesus]

Whatever y'all do, just don't make the mistake of using Vicks VapoRub Cream. Had me nearly crying while fapping, on some pain && pleasure type steez

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Why would you think that's a good idea?

 

[Mark Antony]

Whatever y'all do, just don't make the mistake of using Vicks VapoRub Cream. Had me nearly crying while fapping, on some pain && pleasure type steez .

No ****, what did you think was gonna happen? Advisory shouldnt even be necessary. Your junk surviving that is like natural selection stopping short of its goal.

 

[Retto]

It was just experimentation gone wrong && it was the closest thing at the time, so I just KNEW it was gonna be akin to a girl giving you top with an Altoid assist or something.. never again.

 

[ncvikingx97]

When your young anything goes, lol. I tried goldbond once when I was younger, felt like I dipped it in a bowlxof ice cream.

 

[12 million]

I tried the Vicks vapor rub too My **** was burning for the rest of the day. And I didn't just slap some on the sides. Nah... I just straight up stuck my whole thing in there....... Wanted to work on my stroke game

 

[shoelyesses]

Yea till you get soap in the pepe hole

that's why you gotta use that Johnson and Johnson tear free shampoo... gives you that nice lather... plus keeps ur pubs kink-free...

but when I do it I step out the tube and bust in the tub and make sure all the jizz goes down the drain... didn't a few times then when u get out the tub to dry be having flaky dried up jizz on ur body... joint be like dried super glue

 

[Mark Antony]

I tried the Vicks vapor rub too My **** was burning for the rest of the day. And I didn't just slap some on the sides. Nah... I just straight up stuck my whole thing in there....... Wanted to work on my stroke game

I can believe this, you thought dudes were having flying sex.

 

[shoelyesses]

also it would be wise not to use icy-hot either... but I don't really use any oils etc...anymore again...it makes it like its to personal, like you seducing ur ick... like you putting it in the mood... getting all romantic and what not.... like making love to your manhood.... It really aint that bad dry if ur fully shaved

 

[celticspride34]

Whatever y'all do, just don't make the mistake of using Vicks VapoRub Cream. Had me nearly crying while fapping, on some pain && pleasure type steez .

I've used that on a girl before.. Had her all tied up... Then rubbed it into her ***** and told her I wouldn't stop till she came...

 

[Mark Antony]

Whatever y'all do, just don't make the mistake of using Vicks VapoRub Cream. Had me nearly crying while fapping, on some pain && pleasure type steez .

I've used that on a girl before.. Had her all tied up... Then rubbed it into her ***** and told her I wouldn't stop till she came...

Bro just say you made her eat gum from under the desk too so no one will ever question your place at #1 on the list of savagery.

 

[Retto]

Lmaoooooooooo

 

[Nouss]

What the?

 

[celticspride34]

Ever heard of figging?.. Hint, it involves ginger, not figs lol...

 

[jjs]

y'all are wildin.

putting vicks in a women's *****

Ever heard of figging?.. Hint, it involves ginger, not figs lol...

i kind of want to know more

 

[Peep Game]

Vicks??? Nah I'm good

 

[Gordonson]

Whatever y'all do, just don't make the mistake of using Vicks VapoRub Cream. Had me nearly crying while fapping, on some pain && pleasure type steez .

My ___, were you dropped on the head as a child?

 

[datboi81]

the ideas that I get from this thread are second to none. I feel bad for the next "freak" I mess with. She won't know what hit her

 

[Mark Antony]

You bugging fam, stay away from women within 3 states of me.

 

[Retto]

Whatever y'all do, just don't make the mistake of using Vicks VapoRub Cream. Had me nearly crying while fapping, on some pain && pleasure type steez .

My ___, were you dropped on the head as a child?

Nah, just a blip or two on the radar, that's all breh

 

[shoelyesses]

has anyone used fruits veggies ie cucumbers...? how bout food...ie ice cream etc...

 

[Gordonson]

has anyone used fruits veggies ie cucumbers...? how bout food...ie ice cream etc...

 

[shoelyesses]

lol nah man on a chick not urself...like how u gonna use a cucumber dill pickle on urself...?