Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[DCAllAfrican]

I’ll slowly start doing that on weekends.

Appreciate all the advice. I am a little hard headed sometimes.

Just want us to be healthy brother Madison!

 

[Deleted member 204831]

Just want us to be healthy brother Madison!

I just realized I’m in a “moments that made you realized you’re washed” thread LOL! How did I get in here? Do I get added here automatically through a response?

Damn I am washed!!

 

[jpzx]

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[Deleted member 204831]

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[Mark Antony]

DC a foul dude.

 

[solemate96]

I was playing RB6 Siege last night with my neighbor and his nephew who is only 12.

Anyways, his nephew says "why the hell am I playing Siege with two old men"?

I reply back to him, "that's not nice. I'll have you know that I'm 32 but people always tell me I look younger than my age!"

His nephew replies back "I've seen a picture of you and you do not look young. You are old".

#destroyedbyatween

 

[robtoofresco]

If I for some reason throw on the radio, im tuning into 93.5 KDAY off the bat.






































It’s a 90’s Hip Hop/ R&B station.

 

[isyouserious]

Realized this morning I enjoy vacuuming. If my patterns aren't right/straight I go over it again.

 

[sonoftony]

If I for some reason throw on the radio, im tuning into 93.5 KDAY off the bat.

It’s a 90’s Hip Hop/ R&B station.

nothing wrong with that

My 80s Freestyle playlist is the only thing I've been playing all week

 

[Fozz]

Waking up in the middle of the night with heartburn.

First time that happened. Washed.

 

[Based Jesus]

Hurt my knee last night having.....relations. It's all downhill from here

 

[calibeebee]

Hurt my knee last night having.....relations. It's all downhill from here

My knees get hella sore if My girl is on all fours and I’m doggying her from my knees.

Then missionary is just too much work. I tire out too fast.

Basically laying on my side, or her riding cowgirl is all that’s in my bag anymore. When you been in the league as long as Tim Duncan, there’s no shame sticking to your go-to moves

 

[robtoofresco]

My knees get hella sore if My girl is on all fours and I’m doggying her from my knees.

Then missionary is just too much work. I tire out too fast.

Basically laying on my side, or her riding cowgirl is all that’s in my bag anymore. When you been in the league as long as Tim Duncan, there’s no shame sticking to your go-to moves

My god.

Better get all of these out of my system

Spoiler

if that is the fate that awaits all of us.

 

[calibeebee]

 

[cs02132]

Realized this morning I enjoy vacuuming. If my patterns aren't right/straight I go over it again.

The one chore I don’t mind doing

 

[LA Diggler]

My god.

Better get all of these out of my system

Spoiler

if that is the fate that awaits all of us.

Washed because I was going to hit homie with the same Melvin gif but forgot to press post reply

 

[jpzx]

Unloading the dishwasher is the ****.

 

[Based Jesus]

My knees get hella sore if My girl is on all fours and I’m doggying her from my knees.

Then missionary is just too much work. I tire out too fast.

Basically laying on my side, or her riding cowgirl is all that’s in my bag anymore. When you been in the league as long as Tim Duncan, there’s no shame sticking to your go-to moves

Soul sucking succubus had me feeling like I ran a goddamn 5K
***** had me sweating hard like the AC wasnt on I gotta hit the gym

 

[nawghtyhare]

My god.

Better get all of these out of my system

Spoiler

if that is the fate that awaits all of us.

I ain’t did that move since 2008

 

[robtoofresco]

Damn, you’ve been washed since stuntin’ was a habit.

 

[sonoftony]

Imaging strapping on your kneepads to do the Ving Rhames moves?

thank goodness my knees still intact

 

[cragmatic]

My knees get hella sore if My girl is on all fours and I’m doggying her from my knees.

Then missionary is just too much work. I tire out too fast.

Basically laying on my side, or her riding cowgirl is all that’s in my bag anymore. When you been in the league as long as Tim Duncan, there’s no shame sticking to your go-to moves

Wait, you don’t have her on all 4’s on the bed and just stand on the floor to doggy? Always works for me.

 

[nawghtyhare]

Wait, you don’t have her on all 4’s on the bed and just stand on the floor to doggy? Always works for me.

His mattress prolly on the floor

 

[robtoofresco]

Fam, if you have to resort to knees on bed doggy then I’m sure as hell that version of doggy went out the bag a looong time ago. Would probably turn his knees to dust.

 

[chucktwnsfinest]

Didn’t truly understand boob sweat until I hit 30 #blessed but still washed