Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[townbidness]

Bumping on the highway, once i exit i lower the volume down to damn near zero.

 

[QU!K]

I still play my music at ignorant levels

i know my ears will pay down the road

 

[naijaboy]

Only lower it on side streets and driving by schools during the day.

 

[dman14]

we have this 50+ yo who hoops with us regularly. the man is in great shape and gives me hope that i can still be active
balling and trying recuperate in your 30s definitely feel it for days

 

[korben dallas]

You know what recently made me realize I'm washed?

I'm not trying to brag but I'm pretty successful with women. I was a late bloomer with females in every sense of the word. When I came into my own I made up for lost time to put it simply. But after all the women and all these years, I would give all that back to get one of my ex's back. I still love her and realize none of these chicks compare to her. She lives in a different state but I don't give a damn. I'd drive to see her every opportunity I had. Gonna attempt to win her back but I'm having low expectations.

The younger me would never attempt something like that or even admit to it. But that's part of the washed up life I guess.

 

[swendro]

I had a really long ear hair the other day.

 

[QU!K]

Y’all getting greys yet?

once in a while I’ll find one and look at myself in the mirror like

 

[swendro]

Plenty of grays, but full head of hair so I don’t worry.

 

[addict4sneakers]

I’d rather have gray hair than no hair

 

[shogun]

I had a really long ear hair the other day.

I have a bunch of long ear hairs, along with a lot of eye brow hair and other hair on my face. Really annoying.

 

[chucktwnsfinest]

Y’all getting greys yet?

once in a while I’ll find one and look at myself in the mirror like

Don’t fret, tinsel will be in style soon

 

[townbidness]

Getting greys in my chin area, feels like more keep coming out after i pluck em.

 

[shogun]

I want grey in my beard. Salt and pepper style.

 

[gundamzaku]

courtyard to graveyard

 

[jape]

Pretty sure I’ve entered the last relationship I’ll ever be in

 

[2163O1baller90]

Only lower it on side streets and driving by schools during the day.

yep i only lower my music near schools churches or if im next to an elderly person

 

[gundamzaku]

growing widow's peak turns out to be a receding hairline

 

[QU!K]

Inadvertent farts...

 

[picasso swerve]

You know what recently made me realize I'm washed?

I'm not trying to brag but I'm pretty successful with women. I was a late bloomer with females in every sense of the word. When I came into my own I made up for lost time to put it simply. But after all the women and all these years, I would give all that back to get one of my ex's back. I still love her and realize none of these chicks compare to her. She lives in a different state but I don't give a damn. I'd drive to see her every opportunity I had. Gonna attempt to win her back but I'm having low expectations.

The younger me would never attempt something like that or even admit to it. But that's part of the washed up life I guess.

I dont see how this is an indication of being washed, but in any cae, no regrets man. If you dont ask the answer is always no.

 

[T0INE]

You know what recently made me realize I'm washed?

I'm not trying to brag but I'm pretty successful with women. I was a late bloomer with females in every sense of the word. When I came into my own I made up for lost time to put it simply. But after all the women and all these years, I would give all that back to get one of my ex's back. I still love her and realize none of these chicks compare to her. She lives in a different state but I don't give a damn. I'd drive to see her every opportunity I had. Gonna attempt to win her back but I'm having low expectations.

The younger me would never attempt something like that or even admit to it. But that's part of the washed up life I guess.

I wouldn't call this washed.

Having something meaningful with one woman > running through a slew of randoms.

Good luck in your attempt to get her back.

I’d rather have gray hair than no hair

Seeing my old man and my older brothers go bald, I was already resigned to my fate.

Been rocking a beard for years no, it starting greying in some areas a few years back, I use to pluck those ****ers out with the quickness, now I just let them rock with the salt and pepper look.

 

[titang545]

I want grey in my beard. Salt and pepper style.

I have it in my beard but mainly in my goatee area, finally starting to come in on the sides though. I was tempted to get just for men to add some gray. Just patiently waiting out my last days with my hair, thinking of cutting it off for the winter. Get ahead of the curve before it happens naturally. Only thing is I have like 3/4 hair bumps on the back of my head. I have tried to get rid of them, but no luck just made them smaller. Good thing is I have two other brothers in my office bald head so I will be in an exclusive club.

You know what recently made me realize I'm washed?

I'm not trying to brag but I'm pretty successful with women. I was a late bloomer with females in every sense of the word. When I came into my own I made up for lost time to put it simply. But after all the women and all these years, I would give all that back to get one of my ex's back. I still love her and realize none of these chicks compare to her. She lives in a different state but I don't give a damn. I'd drive to see her every opportunity I had. Gonna attempt to win her back but I'm having low expectations.

The younger me would never attempt something like that or even admit to it. But that's part of the washed up life I guess.

You aren't washed yet, youngster you are maturing.

Blast my music loud in the car but once I hit a stop light I turn that **** down

I do that as well, but I do it because I have the windows down and sunroof open when driving. The wind noise I can't hear the music as clear unless I am stopped or the windows are up.

 

[cragmatic]

I don’t find greys in my beard very often, but all the time on my head.

 

[maq25060]

I was doing my Frobe...**** was glorious, except for the increasing large bald spot at the crown of my head.

Chopped it off.

 

[addict4sneakers]

I swear this patch of grays popped up on the back of my head over night

 

[T0INE]

I swear this patch of grays popped up on the back of my head over night