Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[Nouss]

Dont know if it counts but its Good Friday here, no work, but im about to go work to read emails and ****. Its 7:45 am on a holiday and im tryna talk myself out of going to work.

 

[SC kid]

Built a bench last sunday.

Building myself a headboard this sunday.
Bunkbeds next couple weeks.

You gonna varnish that bench.

Nothin like that first coat of varnish.

Crack open a cold one when you're done and look at that varnish

 

[smedroc]

When you’re relieved to be working Sunday as you get to slide home early on Saturday night like.....

Entirely sober while every one else stays out getting sloppy and burning through cash.

 

[eracism]

Ever catch yourself walking/pacing around like this?

 

[sonoftony]

Ever catch yourself walking/pacing around like this?

that exactly my grandpa except he rocks kangols

 

[kvsm23vs24]

Y’all hurting me fams.

Can’t wait for the night. Y’all can’t handle the young biddies. About to hit the bars and handle these young broads. What you tryna talk to them for? They just tryna grind

 

[SuperQ]

Home Depot is that deal, fam!

 

[art vandelay]

I prefer Lowes, but I frequent Home Depot as well.

 

[SC kid]

The smell in lowes >>

 

[lovehateself]

walking in to HD or lowes like

 

[mosk33toe]

I prefer listening NPR over SportsTalk and Hip Hop Stations

 

[PRIME]

The smell in lowes >>

BRUH, I thought I was weird for enjoying the smell of fresh cut 2x4's and sawdust

 

[SC kid]

 

[smatrickewing718]

-can’t usually sleep past 5 a.m., 6 if i’m lucky ... i’ll Randomly be able to sleep til 7-730 sometimes and it’s like sleeping in

-used to never drink seltzer w/o some juice in it but now I drink it plain

-almost never listen to music in the car now just podcasts or npr

 

[s0lefunk]

DVRing episodes of Jeopardy

Weekend errands... arriving at stores 5-10 mins before they open just to beat the crowds

Sunday morning drives. Drive to a car wash about an hour away just to cruise, blast oldies, and get the Caddy clean

 

[oh you mad]

Stepped on the scale the other day and said 230lbs

I was 185 last year... smh

 

[kvsm23vs24]

Damn bruh. You been eating really good.

 

[jrod54life]

Stepped on the scale the other day and said 230lbs

I was 185 last year... smh

how is that even possiblw were u on the super size me diet or wat ?

 

[oh you mad]

Stress eating.. lost all energy to exercise need to get back on track though im 27 turning 28 and I feel Im in my 40s

 

[lovehateself]

Stepped on the scale the other day and said 230lbs

I was 185 last year... smh

when are you due

 

[calibeebee]

Gonna see the doctor because it hurts when I take long car rides without moving my legs. WASHED.

 

[lovehateself]

Gonna see the doctor because it hurts when I take long car rides without moving my legs. WASHED.

What hurts?
My unc had issues like that
Said it was related to his blood pressure or cholesterol
He on some health is wealth trip talking about juices, tea and whatnot now

 

[sonoftony]

I walk into BBB like....

fixed.

 

[ryda421]

Famb I be in there just thinking of **** I can do around my house, just to think about (and look at) the tools and equipment I would need.

home improvement stores are the toys r us for adults

 

[tireless drive]

When I didn't eat for a whole day and just hammered beers

I ended up vomiting straight blood