Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[paulwest1985]

I just brought a steam cleaner. So I spent about an hour in the kitchen steaming everything in sight. I got so much satification out of that I'm now looking for more areas in the house to steam clean. The older I've gotten the more I have an urge to maintain high levels of cleanliness.

 

[ccastro02]

Man, I’ve had a really hard time controlling my bowel movements the last couple months. Like outta nowhere I’ll get the UNCONTROLLABLE urge to defecate. Happens like once a month, where I can barley hold it in. And it comes outta left field. Was in the train, agitated af. Got off on a random stop just to use the bathroom of a nearby McDonalds.

#washed.

 

[ahat]

#weakstomachboys

 

[danikerhino]

Man, I’ve had a really hard time controlling my bowel movements the last couple months. Like outta nowhere I’ll get the UNCONTROLLABLE urge to defecate. Happens like once a month, where I can barley hold it in. And it comes outta left field. Was in the train, agitated af. Got off on a random stop just to use the bathroom of a nearby McDonalds.

#washed.

Are you a eating more fiber or have any other dietary change?

 

[ccastro02]

Are you a eating more fiber or have any other dietary change?

Nope. Nothing. I haven’t officially checked with a DR, but I think I may have IBS or somthing.

 

[danikerhino]

Nope. Nothing. I haven’t officially checked with a DR, but I think I may have IBS or somthing.

Yeah definitely check with them. Better to have the knowledge and act on it than to be suffering in the dark.

 

[deusavertat]

Gotta keep the blood flowing

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

Those for men b?

 

[trynafeelmink]

This entire thread right here

 

[T0INE]

an inordinate amount of dog vids...can't help it...

I randomly stumbled on one of these vids and fell down the rabbit hole expeditiously.

 

[T0INE]

Stayed up til 3 am last night

I'm up right now.

Spoiler

After taking an unintentional 4 hour nap right before 8pm

 

[deusavertat]

Those for men b?

They are now.

I don't wear them past my knees like a thot.

#desperate

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

They are now.

I don't wear them past my knees like a thot.

#desperate

Open toes too lol

Mans out here dressed like an extra in OG Aunt Viv's dance class

 

[shogun]

I randomly stumbled on one of these vids and fell down the rabbit hole expeditiously.

I watch a lot of those vids. I'm not good with animals. Some of the mean dogs and cats would stress me out.

 

[lovehateself]

home depot re

I randomly stumbled on one of these vids and fell down the rabbit hole expeditiously.

when we fall, it def is expeditiously

 

[jape]

i can't do really spicy **** anymore.
i can do the general public's idea of spicy but i did 3 days in a row of real spicy foods (indian, thai, tex mex) and been hurting all week.

 

[Stakeholder]

an inordinate amount of dog vids...can't help it...

when she says "and now to serenade me with songs of their people" or "I will attempt to communicate in their language" for her other vids ... im done

 

[Master Zik]

I workout at an University campus gym and I am and look like I'm in better shape than all these beer drinking fat frat boys. #unwashed

How are these dudes 19 with dad bods?

It's that freshmen fatness. Never heard of it? Stress, new environment, new routine usually leads to college kids gaining weight. More times than not its freshmen year.

 

[Master Zik]

The committment to keep acting with that severe injury and I KNOW mans was in PAIN the entire time

#weakstomachboys

When they don't know if they about to fart or **** themselves

That's that retirement home/live-in nurse washed.

 

[langfor5]

Hit a donut shop, Home Depot and mowed the lawn all before noon. Suburban Saturday crushed.

 

[ShoeGameBoss]

Man, I’ve had a really hard time controlling my bowel movements the last couple months. Like outta nowhere I’ll get the UNCONTROLLABLE urge to defecate. Happens like once a month, where I can barley hold it in. And it comes outta left field. Was in the train, agitated af. Got off on a random stop just to use the bathroom of a nearby McDonalds.

#washed.

You had to take a dump at McDonald’s?

 

[ShoeGameBoss]

The committment to keep acting with that severe injury and I KNOW mans was in PAIN the entire time



When they don't know if they about to fart or **** themselves

That's that retirement home/live-in nurse washed.

I’m screaming

 

[49erholic]

I got everyone's symptoms of washness combined

 

[ccastro02]

You had to take a dump at McDonald’s?

Hell yea, And target a few weeks before that. Had to take the meanest detour. Completely inconvenienced my wife and cousin, but well worth it.

 

[babyface34]

Man, I’ve had a really hard time controlling my bowel movements the last couple months. Like outta nowhere I’ll get the UNCONTROLLABLE urge to defecate. Happens like once a month, where I can barley hold it in. And it comes outta left field. Was in the train, agitated af. Got off on a random stop just to use the bathroom of a nearby McDonalds.

#washed.

Any sudden changes to my work schedule come under mental review in relation to my regular movement schedule more and more these days. If i'm late, i'm late. Some compromises can't be made with a 20-30 min commute.