Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[doublemesh96]

If people are gonna be sitting on that bench I would’ve went with wood screws

 

[lovehateself]

when you drink an energy drink, but still manage to fall sleep not too long after

i only buy sugar free now cause regular red bull is for the youngbloods
but dont let me put some regular red bull in some fresh squeezed oj from the farmers market ...

 

[lovehateself]

Here what happened to that bench I made

#whitewashed
dyi thread on the way

seal them joints b
hit it with some caulking

 

[sonoftony]

that bench could use another coat of paint

 

[Mark Antony]

that bench could use another coat of paint

I was thinking that, but maybe that's what he was going for?

 

[htg designs]

^Yea. No seal. No more paint. Wife wanted a farm house rustic look. Distressed stuff that looks old is her thing.

Heres a headboard I did yesterday:




Wife be putting me to work tho. I don't mind at all. I just love the feel of creating something with my hands. Makind something outta nothing. Its very rewarding.

 

[mkc1983]

When you realize the last time Yankees won the World Series was almost a decade ago.

 

[addict4sneakers]

I got a grey nose hair.

 

[htg designs]

When you realize the last time Yankees won the World Series was almost a decade ago.

That's wild. Growing up the Yanks winning it all was regular like ice cream trucks in the summer. Now they #washed

 

[vood99]

I still use Winamp at work. RIP

Washed MP3 player to complement the washed playlist.

 

[T0INE]

Spoiler

A legit favorite activity of mine now is driving through neighborhoods to scope out/critique houses and try to guess the mortgage x property tax.

I haven't purchased sneakers in 4+ years 'cause this retirement portfolio aint gon' grow itself.

I remember seeing the Rugrats movie at the theatre when I was kid and enjoying it. Movie was on Netflix recently, so me and the Ms. decided to watch it. I spent the entire time throwing shade at the adults in the movie for what I perceived as downright irresponsible behavior. I mean really, how many times do you have to lose sight of your infants before someone calls Child Protective Services on you? If these were Bebe's Kids acting like this on Nickelodeon, mannnnnn you know Police would've been called. On the plus side--I understood all the adult jokes in the movie...

Back in my younger days, it was standard to get multiple smash sessions in before passing out. Now, after one session, I'm splayed out on the bed like **AirAnt on the couch.


**if you get this reference, you're washed too.


...

Washedness confirmed.

I use to pluck the grey hairs out my beard, now IDGAF.

Keeping with the theme of the thread, the top of my head is looking like LeBron's now.

He leaned over during his postgame interview last night, I peeped and was like

 

[Mark Antony]

Thought my hairline wasn't that bad then I ran across a pic of me looking handsome as **** with the fresh line at 19. It's Kobe time.

 

[equality]

Black people can pull off the bald look easily.

Us Asians may as well be celibate once our hair starts falling out

 

[sonoftony]

I'm holding on to my thinning corners for dear life. I don't think I can pull off the baldie

 

[jape]

Black people can pull off the bald look easily.

Us Asians may as well be celibate once our hair starts falling out

Spoiler

 

[sharpshooter718]

Black people can pull off the bald look easily.

Us Asians may as well be celibate once our hair starts falling out

Get a bunch of yakuza tatts and flourish

 

[equality]

Spoiler

Proving my point

 

[lovehateself]

Spoiler

follicles dropped every time he name dropped

 

[Liquid Swords]

I talked to some peeps about acquiring music. They said they use all these apps. I told them I used limewire. I then had to explain to them what/how it was. It was like grandpa's story time for them

#piracywashed

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Went to the Big Krit concert in Denver last night... Most of the people in there were only 5 years older at most than my shoes

 

[T0INE]

Thought my hairline wasn't that bad then I ran across a pic of me looking handsome as **** with the fresh line at 19. It's Kobe time.

 

[ahat]

Black people can pull off the bald look easily.

Us Asians may as well be celibate once our hair starts falling out

Naw man, depends on the shape of your head

Pause


If you gotta bell pepper shaped head don't matter what race you are, you gonna look goofy rocking the baldy.

 

[isyouserious]

Shaved my head bald at 24. It looks better than a receding hairline.

 

[Master Zik]

LeBron's hair is sad.

I saw that post game interview too and was like damn what happened.

Son got that butt hair transplant for his hairline but aint pay no attention to the volume of hair.

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]