Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[alchemist iq]

Man, maybe this is just growing up.

I light a candle and/or incense BEFORE the Bowel Movement

I would hold my bowls movement till i got home. I had a phobia with public restrooms. Now idgaf.

 

[the 718 truth]

Only exception to my public restroom rule is the one in our locker room at work. Brb

 

[promac]

Yeah my work even blesses us with the sanitation spray bottle in each stall

 

[kingfoamnyc]

Bout to cop a pack of incense and store it in my locker for work.

 

[nawghtyhare]

I would hold my bowls movement till i got home. I had a phobia with public restrooms. Now idgaf.

yeah this
but now
i be in my work bathroom lighting it up
im one of those naked poopers
to where i gotta take off all my clothes to get comfortable to poop
so i go to the single person bathroom that has the hooks and hang all my stuff on there

 

[promac]

Bout to cop a pack of incense and store it in my locker for work.

Best incense imo


Amazon product ASIN B000EVE4JI
Very calming and helps de-stress

 

[RustyShackleford]

yeah this
but now
i be in my work bathroom lighting it up
im one of those naked poopers
to where i gotta take off all my clothes to get comfortable to poop
so i go to the single person bathroom that has the hooks and hang all my stuff on there

 

[alchemist iq]

yeah this
but now
i be in my work bathroom lighting it up
im one of those naked poopers
to where i gotta take off all my clothes to get comfortable to poop
so i go to the single person bathroom that has the hooks and hang all my stuff on there

 

[tr1ll]

yeah this
but now
i be in my work bathroom lighting it up
im one of those naked poopers
to where i gotta take off all my clothes to get comfortable to poop
so i go to the single person bathroom that has the hooks and hang all my stuff on there

The first thing that comes to mind is that pic from NT Live.

 

[jape]

i get sick twice a year now

 

[Nouss]

Butt naked in a public restroom. What?

 

[nawghtyhare]

so im the only one
who poops with no clothes on???
yall be tryna act to cool

 

[the 718 truth]

so im the only one
who poops with no clothes on???
yall be tryna act to cool

Nah I’m outchea wit you. Hangers on deck for the work stall idc

 

[alchemist iq]

so im the only one
who poops with no clothes on???
yall be tryna act to cool

Im messing with u. But chief what if someone steals your clothes. How you gonna explain to the police for pubilc nudity.

 

[PRIME]

so im the only one
who poops with no clothes on???
yall be tryna act to cool

Nah, but you the only one that does it in public bathrooms

 

[macbk]

You still got time to change man. Just make sure you go tonight when you get home.

Aye, no bull, when I want to be lazy, I ask myself, "What would Kobe do." And then I would tell myself that Kobe is probably working out RIGHT NOW.

Always puts me in the mood

I went this morning #notwashed. I forgot my headphones last night. I still lifted just didn't run bc I would have been miserable without music.

 

[getback]

so im the only one
who poops with no clothes on???
yall be tryna act to cool

Only if I have to go right before I get in the shower.

Always feel like Craig's dad in Friday sittin there on the jawn butt a**.

 

[nawghtyhare]

Im messing with u. But chief what if someone steals your clothes. How you gonna explain to the police for pubilc nudity.

nah nah
i got to the single restroom joint
thats set up like a bathroom in ur house
minus the shower

 

[Meangene45]

Nah I’m outchea wit you. Hangers on deck for the work stall idc

What you going to do in a fire drill and you're naked?

 

[nawghtyhare]

What you going to do in a fire drill and you're naked.

i mean my hospital has fire /smoke doors
where it slows down the fire/smoke

 

[ahat]

Yeah my work even blesses us with the sanitation spray bottle in each stall

I used to work graveyard shift at a hotel.

When it was time to take a **** I'd go to an unoccupied room and bring a fresh towel.

Take a **** and shower on company time.

 

[|A-Man|]

Man, maybe this is just growing up.

I light a candle and/or incense BEFORE the Bowel Movement

Somebody's grandparents washed

Taking a **** was a struggle when I went to college and was dorming.

Until I found the handicap bathrooms that for some reason nobody used except rarely for the one guard that signs ppl in at the front desk. It was like back home again. Lights off and everything.

yeah this
but now
i be in my work bathroom lighting it up
im one of those naked poopers
to where i gotta take off all my clothes to get comfortable to poop
so i go to the single person bathroom that has the hooks and hang all my stuff on there

Damn, you left your damns in the toilet.

Naked popping only for home b.

 

[pmpdaddyrobford]

I used to work graveyard shift at a hotel.

When it was time to take a **** I'd go to an unoccupied room and bring a fresh towel.

Take a **** and shower on company time.

Got damb

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Man, you buying incense from AMazon, better got find some Muslims and buy a 100 pack for $2 or something

 

[promac]

Man, you buying incense from AMazon, better got find some Muslims and buy a 100 pack for $2 or something

I buy them at my local organic health food store. I was just showing a picture of what they look like.

100 pack for $2? What kind of cheap *** incense are you buying?