Sir San Diego
formerly brolic scholar
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When I was in the NAVY, I got stationed on the USS Roosevelt for a few months between duty stations. Soon after I got there, I learned that we were going to be leaving soon to do an exercise for a few months. Dudes joked on me saying I should've reported a week late, etc., but I was game. Even though I was new, I felt like I was ready for that life. A month or so into this exercise I was beginning to lose my mind after being on water for that long for the first time. Not only was I fiending to touch dry land, I hadn't smashed in a while because my girlfriend prior to that got stationed somewhere else...
During this drought, my standards hit the floor. I was trying to get at any and everything on the ship, but (thankfully) wasn't having any luck. One day I went to the shop of one of some of the guys in my division and these dudes were all just sitting there, watching pron. There was even a female there. They had folding chairs set up like it was a family room, while this chick was getting her back broken by Rocko and his cronies on TV. I was shocked by how they were chilling. It was nothing to them. Here I am horny as *!*% and they're watching porn and having normal convos like the nightly news was on.
In my disturbed, yet aroused state I began to map out a plan. It was going to be lunchtime soon and I knew they all usually rolled as a crew to the galley, so I was like eff it, now or never. I had refrained from masturbating up to this point, because I was new and didn't know the ship well or when the best time would be etc., but this day, this moment seemed so right. It was perfect!
AS SOON as they all got up for lunch, I came up with some lame @$@ excuse to hang out in the shop and dude who ran it just told me not to leave it unlocked as they would be back soon after lunch. I figured this would buy me at least a good 30 minutes to do work...
Of course when they all left, the pron was removed from the DVD player and the TV was turned off. I think I told dude I was gonna play the Playstation or some dumb %%$* like that. When the door closed behind them, I instantly went to where I saw him put the pron. I popped it in and went to town. I was enjoying myself. So much so, that I forgot about the time. I had one of those, "I'm home alone and I'm gonna make a day of this" strokes going on.
About the time I was getting ready to arrive, I hear footsteps... " *!*% " I'm thinking. I was panicking, but at the same time I wanted to finish. Well, I went for it. I turned my back to the door grabbed the cloth I had ready for clean up and finished. Dude opened the door... Keep in mind dude outranked me by two Chevrons and I'm in HIS shop getting filthy. He opens the door, my back turned to him, I turn my head half around and pretend I'm doing something else, but it was so obvious that I was in there busting a nut. He just looks at me in complete shock and disgust and busts the Abe Simpson.
Embarrassed isn't the word. Oddly enough, it was never brought up to my face. I expected to get roasted daily about it, but it was never mentioned... to my face. I'm sure those dudes died laughing every time I left a room.
During this drought, my standards hit the floor. I was trying to get at any and everything on the ship, but (thankfully) wasn't having any luck. One day I went to the shop of one of some of the guys in my division and these dudes were all just sitting there, watching pron. There was even a female there. They had folding chairs set up like it was a family room, while this chick was getting her back broken by Rocko and his cronies on TV. I was shocked by how they were chilling. It was nothing to them. Here I am horny as *!*% and they're watching porn and having normal convos like the nightly news was on.
In my disturbed, yet aroused state I began to map out a plan. It was going to be lunchtime soon and I knew they all usually rolled as a crew to the galley, so I was like eff it, now or never. I had refrained from masturbating up to this point, because I was new and didn't know the ship well or when the best time would be etc., but this day, this moment seemed so right. It was perfect!
AS SOON as they all got up for lunch, I came up with some lame @$@ excuse to hang out in the shop and dude who ran it just told me not to leave it unlocked as they would be back soon after lunch. I figured this would buy me at least a good 30 minutes to do work...
Of course when they all left, the pron was removed from the DVD player and the TV was turned off. I think I told dude I was gonna play the Playstation or some dumb %%$* like that. When the door closed behind them, I instantly went to where I saw him put the pron. I popped it in and went to town. I was enjoying myself. So much so, that I forgot about the time. I had one of those, "I'm home alone and I'm gonna make a day of this" strokes going on.
About the time I was getting ready to arrive, I hear footsteps... " *!*% " I'm thinking. I was panicking, but at the same time I wanted to finish. Well, I went for it. I turned my back to the door grabbed the cloth I had ready for clean up and finished. Dude opened the door... Keep in mind dude outranked me by two Chevrons and I'm in HIS shop getting filthy. He opens the door, my back turned to him, I turn my head half around and pretend I'm doing something else, but it was so obvious that I was in there busting a nut. He just looks at me in complete shock and disgust and busts the Abe Simpson.
Embarrassed isn't the word. Oddly enough, it was never brought up to my face. I expected to get roasted daily about it, but it was never mentioned... to my face. I'm sure those dudes died laughing every time I left a room.
