Moments When You Were Caught Doing Something Perverted

[Shanegerous]

Smashed a girl of mine back when I lived at home and I thought both my parents were upstairs sleeping. Walked my girl out to go home and my dad is sitting on the comp looking mad funny. Next day he was like is that your gf? I was like no, then he's like well your having sex with her! I didn't know what to say I just started laughing.

 

[kimahrioftheronsotribe]

Originally Posted by FOG

I was interrupted one time during my daily adventures on Spankwire. I had my noise-cancelling headphones on and who knows how long the person was standing there for

Oh and there was this one time I was viewing an adult video on full screen on my laptop at home and forgot to close the window. The very next morning I sat at the front of the lecture hall and took out my laptop... I flipped it open and BOOM, fullscreen shot of the actress riding some dude

I immediately closed it and took notes with pen and paper instead for the entire class

I feel your pain except after I closed the laptop and... the sound kept going. Worst feeling I've had in a long time

 

[Shanegerous]

Smashed a girl of mine back when I lived at home and I thought both my parents were upstairs sleeping. Walked my girl out to go home and my dad is sitting on the comp looking mad funny. Next day he was like is that your gf? I was like no, then he's like well your having sex with her! I didn't know what to say I just started laughing.

 

[D StaXX]

Originally Posted by jaywalkinsince91

StaXX wrote:

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Weird that you made this thread. I was going to make a thread kind of like this after what happened last night.
Last night I went to a formal with this chick who likes me.

She sneaks me in the sorority house and basically begs for the D.
I do everything in my power to stop her from kissing and touching me until I eventually pretend to fall asleep on her. I don't even drink.

This girl dry humps the hell out of me for like 20 mins while I'm pretending to be passed out and legitimately satisfies herself.
I tried my hardest not to laugh at her while she was doing it. I layed there disgusted as she fell asleep until I could sneak out.
Had to walk home at 4am this morning cause my dude basically made me hook up with her. Disgusting.

Shut up.
I was going to just post the screen caps so you guys could get the whole story. Maybe tomorrow. It's wild.

I was trying to hook up with one of her sorority sisters while "hooking up" with her.

Originally Posted by Boi

how ugly is she?

She's not ugly at all. My dudes questioned my manhood as soon as I told them.
I'm positive 98% of NT would smash. I'm just not attracted to her.
I want to provide pics but I'm too embarrassed for her cause she's a nice girl.

Originally Posted by ooIRON MANoo

Should've just strapped up and hit if you were going to let her gyrate on you for half an hour.�

@ you pretending to be passed out.

I didn't want to have sex at all man but if she had a condom, I was going to smash just so I could leave.
I asked her for dome hoping she'd say no so I could just walk out like I was mad but then she agreed so I resorted to plan C. Fall asleep.

On another note, it seems like I've completely lost my sex drive.

 

[D StaXX]

Originally Posted by jaywalkinsince91

StaXX wrote:

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Weird that you made this thread. I was going to make a thread kind of like this after what happened last night.
Last night I went to a formal with this chick who likes me.

She sneaks me in the sorority house and basically begs for the D.
I do everything in my power to stop her from kissing and touching me until I eventually pretend to fall asleep on her. I don't even drink.

This girl dry humps the hell out of me for like 20 mins while I'm pretending to be passed out and legitimately satisfies herself.
I tried my hardest not to laugh at her while she was doing it. I layed there disgusted as she fell asleep until I could sneak out.
Had to walk home at 4am this morning cause my dude basically made me hook up with her. Disgusting.

Shut up.
I was going to just post the screen caps so you guys could get the whole story. Maybe tomorrow. It's wild.

I was trying to hook up with one of her sorority sisters while "hooking up" with her.

Originally Posted by Boi

how ugly is she?

She's not ugly at all. My dudes questioned my manhood as soon as I told them.
I'm positive 98% of NT would smash. I'm just not attracted to her.
I want to provide pics but I'm too embarrassed for her cause she's a nice girl.

Originally Posted by ooIRON MANoo

Should've just strapped up and hit if you were going to let her gyrate on you for half an hour.�

@ you pretending to be passed out.

I didn't want to have sex at all man but if she had a condom, I was going to smash just so I could leave.
I asked her for dome hoping she'd say no so I could just walk out like I was mad but then she agreed so I resorted to plan C. Fall asleep.

On another note, it seems like I've completely lost my sex drive.

 

[upandcoming]

StaXX wrote:

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Originally Posted by jaywalkinsince91

StaXX wrote:

---

Weird that you made this thread. I was going to make a thread kind of like this after what happened last night.
Last night I went to a formal with this chick who likes me.

She sneaks me in the sorority house and basically begs for the D.
I do everything in my power to stop her from kissing and touching me until I eventually pretend to fall asleep on her. I don't even drink.

This girl dry humps the hell out of me for like 20 mins while I'm pretending to be passed out and legitimately satisfies herself.
I tried my hardest not to laugh at her while she was doing it. I layed there disgusted as she fell asleep until I could sneak out.
Had to walk home at 4am this morning cause my dude basically made me hook up with her. Disgusting.

Shut up.
I was going to just post the screen caps so you guys could get the whole story. Maybe tomorrow. It's wild.

I was trying to hook up with one of her sorority sisters while "hooking up" with her.

Originally Posted by Boi

how ugly is she?

She's not ugly at all. My dudes questioned my manhood as soon as I told them.
I'm positive 98% of NT would smash. I'm just not attracted to her.
I want to provide pics but I'm too embarrassed for her cause she's a nice girl.

Originally Posted by ooIRON MANoo

Should've just strapped up and hit if you were going to let her gyrate on you for half an hour.�

@ you pretending to be passed out.

I didn't want to have sex at all man but if she had a condom, I was going to smash just so I could leave.
I asked her for dome hoping she'd say no so I could just walk out like I was mad but then she agreed so I resorted to plan C. Fall asleep.

On another note, it seems like I've completely lost my sex drive.



RIP

 

[upandcoming]

StaXX wrote:

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Originally Posted by jaywalkinsince91

StaXX wrote:

---

Weird that you made this thread. I was going to make a thread kind of like this after what happened last night.
Last night I went to a formal with this chick who likes me.

She sneaks me in the sorority house and basically begs for the D.
I do everything in my power to stop her from kissing and touching me until I eventually pretend to fall asleep on her. I don't even drink.

This girl dry humps the hell out of me for like 20 mins while I'm pretending to be passed out and legitimately satisfies herself.
I tried my hardest not to laugh at her while she was doing it. I layed there disgusted as she fell asleep until I could sneak out.
Had to walk home at 4am this morning cause my dude basically made me hook up with her. Disgusting.

Shut up.
I was going to just post the screen caps so you guys could get the whole story. Maybe tomorrow. It's wild.

I was trying to hook up with one of her sorority sisters while "hooking up" with her.

Originally Posted by Boi

how ugly is she?

She's not ugly at all. My dudes questioned my manhood as soon as I told them.
I'm positive 98% of NT would smash. I'm just not attracted to her.
I want to provide pics but I'm too embarrassed for her cause she's a nice girl.

Originally Posted by ooIRON MANoo

Should've just strapped up and hit if you were going to let her gyrate on you for half an hour.�

@ you pretending to be passed out.

I didn't want to have sex at all man but if she had a condom, I was going to smash just so I could leave.
I asked her for dome hoping she'd say no so I could just walk out like I was mad but then she agreed so I resorted to plan C. Fall asleep.

On another note, it seems like I've completely lost my sex drive.



RIP

 

[soltheman]

Got caught skyping with a girl by one of my teammates.

And it was all bad.

 

[soltheman]

Got caught skyping with a girl by one of my teammates.

And it was all bad.

 

[freshkrn]

In 7th grade, my english teacher was B...

me and the homies used to clown in english class because shes such an ahole...

one day i was doing the fapping motion up and down cuz i thought it was funny

and the teacher turns around, and put me on the spot "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, COME UP"

and she sent me to the office, made me explain why i got called up to the principal and principal called my mom over to school and principal made me apologize to my english teacher infront of the

whole class while my mom was standing right next to me SMH

 

[freshkrn]

In 7th grade, my english teacher was B...

me and the homies used to clown in english class because shes such an ahole...

one day i was doing the fapping motion up and down cuz i thought it was funny

and the teacher turns around, and put me on the spot "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, COME UP"

and she sent me to the office, made me explain why i got called up to the principal and principal called my mom over to school and principal made me apologize to my english teacher infront of the

whole class while my mom was standing right next to me SMH

 

[firered18]

StaXX wrote:

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Originally Posted by jaywalkinsince91

StaXX wrote:

---

Weird that you made this thread. I was going to make a thread kind of like this after what happened last night.
Last night I went to a formal with this chick who likes me.

She sneaks me in the sorority house and basically begs for the D.
I do everything in my power to stop her from kissing and touching me until I eventually pretend to fall asleep on her. I don't even drink.

This girl dry humps the hell out of me for like 20 mins while I'm pretending to be passed out and legitimately satisfies herself.
I tried my hardest not to laugh at her while she was doing it. I layed there disgusted as she fell asleep until I could sneak out.
Had to walk home at 4am this morning cause my dude basically made me hook up with her. Disgusting.

Shut up.
I was going to just post the screen caps so you guys could get the whole story. Maybe tomorrow. It's wild.

I was trying to hook up with one of her sorority sisters while "hooking up" with her.

Originally Posted by Boi

how ugly is she?

She's not ugly at all. My dudes questioned my manhood as soon as I told them.
I'm positive 98% of NT would smash. I'm just not attracted to her.
I want to provide pics but I'm too embarrassed for her cause she's a nice girl.

Originally Posted by ooIRON MANoo

Should've just strapped up and hit if you were goi

ng to let her gyrate on you for half an hour.�

@ you pretending to be passed out.


I didn't want to have sex at all man but if she had a condom, I was going to smash just so I could leave.I asked her for dome hoping she'd say no so I could just walk out like I was mad but then she agreed so I resorted to plan C. Fall asleep.

On another note, it seems like I've completely lost my sex drive.

Nah shun you doin it all wrong, I usually dont do this buuuuuuut 

 u ghey.

 

[firered18]

StaXX wrote:

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Originally Posted by jaywalkinsince91

StaXX wrote:

---

Weird that you made this thread. I was going to make a thread kind of like this after what happened last night.
Last night I went to a formal with this chick who likes me.

She sneaks me in the sorority house and basically begs for the D.
I do everything in my power to stop her from kissing and touching me until I eventually pretend to fall asleep on her. I don't even drink.

This girl dry humps the hell out of me for like 20 mins while I'm pretending to be passed out and legitimately satisfies herself.
I tried my hardest not to laugh at her while she was doing it. I layed there disgusted as she fell asleep until I could sneak out.
Had to walk home at 4am this morning cause my dude basically made me hook up with her. Disgusting.

Shut up.
I was going to just post the screen caps so you guys could get the whole story. Maybe tomorrow. It's wild.

I was trying to hook up with one of her sorority sisters while "hooking up" with her.

Originally Posted by Boi

how ugly is she?

She's not ugly at all. My dudes questioned my manhood as soon as I told them.
I'm positive 98% of NT would smash. I'm just not attracted to her.
I want to provide pics but I'm too embarrassed for her cause she's a nice girl.

Originally Posted by ooIRON MANoo

Should've just strapped up and hit if you were goi

ng to let her gyrate on you for half an hour.�

@ you pretending to be passed out.


I didn't want to have sex at all man but if she had a condom, I was going to smash just so I could leave.I asked her for dome hoping she'd say no so I could just walk out like I was mad but then she agreed so I resorted to plan C. Fall asleep.

On another note, it seems like I've completely lost my sex drive.

Nah shun you doin it all wrong, I usually dont do this buuuuuuut 

 u ghey.

 

[lol]

Just put them pics put em up son.

 

[lol]

Just put them pics put em up son.

 

[iYen]

Originally Posted by freshKRN

In 7th grade, my english teacher was B...

me and the homies used to clown in english class because shes such an ahole...

one day i was doing the fapping motion up and down cuz i thought it was funny

and the teacher turns around, and put me on the spot "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, COME UP"

and she sent me to the office, made me explain why i got called up to the principal and principal called my mom over to school and principal made me apologize to my english teacher infront of the

whole class while my mom was standing right next to me SMH

If that was me I would have been like "shut up, I'm concentrating."
Then...

 

[iYen]

Originally Posted by freshKRN

In 7th grade, my english teacher was B...

me and the homies used to clown in english class because shes such an ahole...

one day i was doing the fapping motion up and down cuz i thought it was funny

and the teacher turns around, and put me on the spot "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, COME UP"

and she sent me to the office, made me explain why i got called up to the principal and principal called my mom over to school and principal made me apologize to my english teacher infront of the

whole class while my mom was standing right next to me SMH

If that was me I would have been like "shut up, I'm concentrating."
Then...

 

[space doodoo pistols]

my mom walked in on me losing my virginity... and proceeded to stay like 5 minutes and introduce herself to this chick who's got her pants around her ankles under the blanket and my whapper is flapping around under the same blanket.

next day, safe sex 'party pack' and Dear Abby cutout on the topic on the bed when I got home from school.

my cousin got walked in on in mid shoot though. my aunt and uncle left town that afternoon... and he decides to put a dirty movie (Pocahotass, according to my uncle) in the living room on the big TV. he's watching, and gets the idea (why, I do NOT know) to put another movie on in his parents' room. he's nude, and running back & forth and kinda whacking in one room and running to the other to whack a little bit in there. he's in their bedroom... and doesn't hear the garage door open due to having TWO televisions going. my aunt walks in her bedroom (which is right by the garage door) and sees my cousin, nude, one leg on the bed the other off, IN. MID. SHOOT.

my uncle walks in, goes to the living room to get whatever they forgot and while my cousin's walking to his room, he remarks "I'm keeping this one!" in regards to Pocahotass.

I asked him what happened to the mess he made in their bedroom, and he said he just left the towel there. He said he & my aunt didn't even make eye contact for like a month.

He's the same one who I mentioned foofed his first cousin and asked me if he could "get mentally sick" from doing so without a condom.

 

[space doodoo pistols]

my mom walked in on me losing my virginity... and proceeded to stay like 5 minutes and introduce herself to this chick who's got her pants around her ankles under the blanket and my whapper is flapping around under the same blanket.

next day, safe sex 'party pack' and Dear Abby cutout on the topic on the bed when I got home from school.

my cousin got walked in on in mid shoot though. my aunt and uncle left town that afternoon... and he decides to put a dirty movie (Pocahotass, according to my uncle) in the living room on the big TV. he's watching, and gets the idea (why, I do NOT know) to put another movie on in his parents' room. he's nude, and running back & forth and kinda whacking in one room and running to the other to whack a little bit in there. he's in their bedroom... and doesn't hear the garage door open due to having TWO televisions going. my aunt walks in her bedroom (which is right by the garage door) and sees my cousin, nude, one leg on the bed the other off, IN. MID. SHOOT.

my uncle walks in, goes to the living room to get whatever they forgot and while my cousin's walking to his room, he remarks "I'm keeping this one!" in regards to Pocahotass.

I asked him what happened to the mess he made in their bedroom, and he said he just left the towel there. He said he & my aunt didn't even make eye contact for like a month.

He's the same one who I mentioned foofed his first cousin and asked me if he could "get mentally sick" from doing so without a condom.

 

[still1rise]

Smashed my ex in my parents shower and fogot to throw away the rubber. My mom found it and asked what I was doing. All I could think of at the time was, "I was using it as a water ballon."

 

[still1rise]

Smashed my ex in my parents shower and fogot to throw away the rubber. My mom found it and asked what I was doing. All I could think of at the time was, "I was using it as a water ballon."

 

[zk1mpls]

Originally Posted by kimahrioftheronsotribe

Originally Posted by FOG

I was interrupted one time during my daily adventures on Spankwire. I had my noise-cancelling headphones on and who knows how long the person was standing there for

Oh and there was this one time I was viewing an adult video on full screen on my laptop at home and forgot to close the window. The very next morning I sat at the front of the lecture hall and took out my laptop... I flipped it open and BOOM, fullscreen shot of the actress riding some dude

I immediately closed it and took notes with pen and paper instead for the entire class

I feel your pain except after I closed the laptop and... the sound kept going. Worst feeling I've had in a long time

That happened to me in the middle of the class when I was playing NBA Live on my PC with a controller. Good thing you could yank out the batteries on a PC laptop. If it happened on a Mac...

Anyway, good stories here.

OP's post

Dude that had "falling asleep" as Plan C

Space Doo Doo's cousin

 

[zk1mpls]

Originally Posted by kimahrioftheronsotribe

Originally Posted by FOG

I was interrupted one time during my daily adventures on Spankwire. I had my noise-cancelling headphones on and who knows how long the person was standing there for

Oh and there was this one time I was viewing an adult video on full screen on my laptop at home and forgot to close the window. The very next morning I sat at the front of the lecture hall and took out my laptop... I flipped it open and BOOM, fullscreen shot of the actress riding some dude

I immediately closed it and took notes with pen and paper instead for the entire class

I feel your pain except after I closed the laptop and... the sound kept going. Worst feeling I've had in a long time

That happened to me in the middle of the class when I was playing NBA Live on my PC with a controller. Good thing you could yank out the batteries on a PC laptop. If it happened on a Mac...

Anyway, good stories here.

OP's post

Dude that had "falling asleep" as Plan C

Space Doo Doo's cousin

 

[thedeek]

StaXX wrote:

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Weird that you made this thread. I was going to make a thread kind of like this after what happened last night.
Last night I went to a formal with this chick who likes me.

She sneaks me in the sorority house and basically begs for the D.
I do everything in my power to stop her from kissing and touching me until I eventually pretend to fall asleep on her. I don't even drink.

This girl dry humps the hell out of me for like 20 mins while I'm pretending to be passed out and legitimately satisfies herself.
I tried my hardest not to laugh at her while she was doing it. I layed there disgusted as she fell asleep until I could sneak out.
Had to walk home at 4am this morning cause my dude basically made me hook up with her. Disgusting.

You have some amazing will dude. I wouldn't have been able to hold any ounce of laughter at all

 

[thedeek]

StaXX wrote:

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Weird that you made this thread. I was going to make a thread kind of like this after what happened last night.
Last night I went to a formal with this chick who likes me.

She sneaks me in the sorority house and basically begs for the D.
I do everything in my power to stop her from kissing and touching me until I eventually pretend to fall asleep on her. I don't even drink.

This girl dry humps the hell out of me for like 20 mins while I'm pretending to be passed out and legitimately satisfies herself.
I tried my hardest not to laugh at her while she was doing it. I layed there disgusted as she fell asleep until I could sneak out.
Had to walk home at 4am this morning cause my dude basically made me hook up with her. Disgusting.

You have some amazing will dude. I wouldn't have been able to hold any ounce of laughter at all