Moments When You Were Caught Doing Something Perverted

[yeahitsrust]

Originally Posted by joeykadesh

I get caught looking at women breasts all the time while I talk to them..Its such an awkward moment because you know they know you were looking 

This. Its natural though. Its a compliment ladies.

 

[yeahitsrust]

Originally Posted by joeykadesh

I get caught looking at women breasts all the time while I talk to them..Its such an awkward moment because you know they know you were looking 

This. Its natural though. Its a compliment ladies.

 

[moneymike88]

StaXX wrote:

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Originally Posted by jaywalkinsince91

StaXX wrote:

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Weird that you made this thread. I was going to make a thread kind of like this after what happened last night.
Last night I went to a formal with this chick who likes me.

She sneaks me in the sorority house and basically begs for the D.
I do everything in my power to stop her from kissing and touching me until I eventually pretend to fall asleep on her. I don't even drink.

This girl dry humps the hell out of me for like 20 mins while I'm pretending to be passed out and legitimately satisfies herself.
I tried my hardest not to laugh at her while she was doing it. I layed there disgusted as she fell asleep until I could sneak out.
Had to walk home at 4am this morning cause my dude basically made me hook up with her. Disgusting.

Shut up.
I was going to just post the screen caps so you guys could get the whole story. Maybe tomorrow. It's wild.

I was trying to hook up with one of her sorority sisters while "hooking up" with her.

Originally Posted by Boi

how ugly is she?

She's not ugly at all. My dudes questioned my manhood as soon as I told them.
I'm positive 98% of NT would smash. I'm just not attracted to her.
I want to provide pics but I'm too embarrassed for her cause she's a nice girl.

Originally Posted by ooIRON MANoo

Should've just strapped up and hit if you were going to let her gyrate on you for half an hour.�

@ you pretending to be passed out.

I didn't want to have sex at all man but if she had a condom, I was going to smash just so I could leave.
I asked her for dome hoping she'd say no so I could just walk out like I was mad but then she agreed so I resorted to plan C. Fall asleep.

On another note, it seems like I've completely lost my sex drive.



That entire story was in no way relevant to the %#$%@+ thread though.

 

[moneymike88]

StaXX wrote:

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Originally Posted by jaywalkinsince91

StaXX wrote:

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Weird that you made this thread. I was going to make a thread kind of like this after what happened last night.
Last night I went to a formal with this chick who likes me.

She sneaks me in the sorority house and basically begs for the D.
I do everything in my power to stop her from kissing and touching me until I eventually pretend to fall asleep on her. I don't even drink.

This girl dry humps the hell out of me for like 20 mins while I'm pretending to be passed out and legitimately satisfies herself.
I tried my hardest not to laugh at her while she was doing it. I layed there disgusted as she fell asleep until I could sneak out.
Had to walk home at 4am this morning cause my dude basically made me hook up with her. Disgusting.

Shut up.
I was going to just post the screen caps so you guys could get the whole story. Maybe tomorrow. It's wild.

I was trying to hook up with one of her sorority sisters while "hooking up" with her.

Originally Posted by Boi

how ugly is she?

She's not ugly at all. My dudes questioned my manhood as soon as I told them.
I'm positive 98% of NT would smash. I'm just not attracted to her.
I want to provide pics but I'm too embarrassed for her cause she's a nice girl.

Originally Posted by ooIRON MANoo

Should've just strapped up and hit if you were going to let her gyrate on you for half an hour.�

@ you pretending to be passed out.

I didn't want to have sex at all man but if she had a condom, I was going to smash just so I could leave.
I asked her for dome hoping she'd say no so I could just walk out like I was mad but then she agreed so I resorted to plan C. Fall asleep.

On another note, it seems like I've completely lost my sex drive.



That entire story was in no way relevant to the %#$%@+ thread though.

 

[furrell]

She was a Tri-Delt? Figures.

 

[furrell]

She was a Tri-Delt? Figures.

 

[sooperhooper]

If you like this thread, do a search for a thread called 'most embarrassing sexual encounters'. Now that...THAT, my friend, was 20+ pages of pure unadulterated COMEDY.

 

[sooperhooper]

If you like this thread, do a search for a thread called 'most embarrassing sexual encounters'. Now that...THAT, my friend, was 20+ pages of pure unadulterated COMEDY.

 

[jkballer5]

^ QFT

 

[jkballer5]

^ QFT

 

[rolaholic]

Originally Posted by sooperhooper

If you like this thread, do a search for a thread called 'most embarrassing sexual encounters'. Now that...THAT, my friend, was 20+ pages of pure unadulterated COMEDY.

THE FUNNIEST Thread I've ever seen on NT. Had me literally crying days after reading it.

Whatever happened to him??

 

[rolaholic]

Originally Posted by sooperhooper

If you like this thread, do a search for a thread called 'most embarrassing sexual encounters'. Now that...THAT, my friend, was 20+ pages of pure unadulterated COMEDY.

THE FUNNIEST Thread I've ever seen on NT. Had me literally crying days after reading it.

Whatever happened to him??

 

[Humbled]

Originally Posted by AdobeCS4

Originally Posted by Hugo

there was this super hot girl in my class and i tried to zoom in to her face with my fone to take a pic and go home and fap. and bam this one girl was behind me looking at what i was doing..... i dont even remember what happened next. thank god.

 

[Humbled]

Originally Posted by AdobeCS4

Originally Posted by Hugo

there was this super hot girl in my class and i tried to zoom in to her face with my fone to take a pic and go home and fap. and bam this one girl was behind me looking at what i was doing..... i dont even remember what happened next. thank god.

 

[rjones416]

when i was a kid, i dont know why but i made a sign that said "suck my ****" so i can put it on my window after flashing people with a laser pointer. my mom found it one day and i felt so embarrassed for the rest of the day.
another time, there was this closet in my buildings laundry room where people would throw out old clothes for others to use. i found a hot little dress and i decided to use it to masturbate with. one day when my mom was cleaning under my bed she found it and was so pissed at me. i played it off by saying i was gonna play a joke on a friend with it.

 

[rjones416]

when i was a kid, i dont know why but i made a sign that said "suck my ****" so i can put it on my window after flashing people with a laser pointer. my mom found it one day and i felt so embarrassed for the rest of the day.
another time, there was this closet in my buildings laundry room where people would throw out old clothes for others to use. i found a hot little dress and i decided to use it to masturbate with. one day when my mom was cleaning under my bed she found it and was so pissed at me. i played it off by saying i was gonna play a joke on a friend with it.

 

[furrell]

Originally Posted by rjones416

when i was a kid, i dont know why but i made a sign that said "suck my ****" so i can put it on my window after flashing people with a laser pointer. my mom found it one day and i felt so embarrassed for the rest of the day.
another time, there was this closet in my buildings laundry room where people would throw out old clothes for others to use. i found a hot little dress and i decided to use it to masturbate with. one day when my mom was cleaning under my bed she found it and was so pissed at me. i played it off by saying i was gonna play a joke on a friend with it.

 

[furrell]

Originally Posted by rjones416

when i was a kid, i dont know why but i made a sign that said "suck my ****" so i can put it on my window after flashing people with a laser pointer. my mom found it one day and i felt so embarrassed for the rest of the day.
another time, there was this closet in my buildings laundry room where people would throw out old clothes for others to use. i found a hot little dress and i decided to use it to masturbate with. one day when my mom was cleaning under my bed she found it and was so pissed at me. i played it off by saying i was gonna play a joke on a friend with it.

 

[triplekrown]

i used to get mad at my roomie for using the washer and dryer for one item. I said don't test me dun.

I go to my room to get my laundry and dude is wasting utilities and my time waiting for his one shirt.

I rip that out of the dryer and turn the doorknob to his room and yell something while tossing the blankie.

Dude got his back turned to me, schmegeggy to his mac pro. Crazy thing: dude was watching porn on a tiny, tiny ++@ safari window.

 

[triplekrown]

i used to get mad at my roomie for using the washer and dryer for one item. I said don't test me dun.

I go to my room to get my laundry and dude is wasting utilities and my time waiting for his one shirt.

I rip that out of the dryer and turn the doorknob to his room and yell something while tossing the blankie.

Dude got his back turned to me, schmegeggy to his mac pro. Crazy thing: dude was watching porn on a tiny, tiny ++@ safari window.

 

[halftime718]

My step-uncle was talking @$*$ to us about how to please the ladies and all that stuff to my step-brother, brother and I. I don't even think I was busting yet I was like in 6th grade. So he says out loud, "you know if you jerk off a lot your palms get hairy" so we all look and everybody starts cracking up. We still get reminded to this day.

When me and my brothers were younger say about 7,8,9 (three brother) we used to watch porn (illegal cable box FTW) so we would have these secret words to warm each other when a grown person was coming, we always had one be look out while the other two watch. So whosever turn it was to be look out got caught up on the movie and we got caught.

Got caught watching porn in my friends house like 10 of us, the %%+#+# up thing is that my boys sister and cousins were watching also, my other boys little sister snitched because we wouldn't let her watch.

Countless times with the computer "restarting"

 

[halftime718]

My step-uncle was talking @$*$ to us about how to please the ladies and all that stuff to my step-brother, brother and I. I don't even think I was busting yet I was like in 6th grade. So he says out loud, "you know if you jerk off a lot your palms get hairy" so we all look and everybody starts cracking up. We still get reminded to this day.

When me and my brothers were younger say about 7,8,9 (three brother) we used to watch porn (illegal cable box FTW) so we would have these secret words to warm each other when a grown person was coming, we always had one be look out while the other two watch. So whosever turn it was to be look out got caught up on the movie and we got caught.

Got caught watching porn in my friends house like 10 of us, the %%+#+# up thing is that my boys sister and cousins were watching also, my other boys little sister snitched because we wouldn't let her watch.

Countless times with the computer "restarting"

 

[sreggie101]

i was very little, and sitting in my living room while my mom was in the kitchen cooking. we had just gotten cable for the first time, so my parents didn't know entirely the package they subscribed to. turns out the playboy channel, or some porn station, was included. so i tune to it mad curious and was watching and my mom walks in, takes the remote and changes the channel and said never to watch it again. i wasnt in trouble or anything, and since i wasn't getting off on it (too young) i wasn't embarrassed. never forgot it tho.

 

[sreggie101]

i was very little, and sitting in my living room while my mom was in the kitchen cooking. we had just gotten cable for the first time, so my parents didn't know entirely the package they subscribed to. turns out the playboy channel, or some porn station, was included. so i tune to it mad curious and was watching and my mom walks in, takes the remote and changes the channel and said never to watch it again. i wasnt in trouble or anything, and since i wasn't getting off on it (too young) i wasn't embarrassed. never forgot it tho.

 

[iluvjordanxi]

Originally Posted by Russ tha G

Originally Posted by IluvJordanXI

When I was 13, I was getting dome in my ex's bathroom and the thing is her bathroom lock doesn't work. So she lives in an apartment and she heard footsteps coming up and I told her that could be anybody but she told me she recognize her mom's foot steps but there were 2 people. It really was her mom and her aunt! so my ex was barricading the bathroom door while her mom was trying to open it and I was zipping up back my pants. I walked out and her mom was furious that we were both in the bathroom. She demanded an explanation and I told her I was just washing my hair and I needed help (

lame excuse). She didn't believe my story and demanded me to whip it out so she can see if there was pre cum? I was scared but had the nerve to say go for it and as I was unzipping, she told me nvm. I caught her bluff and was so relieve that it didn't go any further than that. I remember some weeks after, I was getting dome in the living room while her mom was just in the other room.

Bruh, your girl's mom wanted to see your piece and you didn't voluntarily whip it out?

I was 13 and it would have been embarrassing cause ex, mom and aunt was there. I'm just glad I got out of there alive before they thought of getting her pops involved.