Most Random Thing You Have Said/Done While Drunk

[hypebeast mcstreetwear]

Girl: "Hey You want the rest of my beer?

"

Me: "Sure. Wait... you don't have AIDS, do you? LOL!!!!!11111"

Her: "

 Wow." ...*Walks Away*

 

[hypebeast mcstreetwear]

Girl: "Hey You want the rest of my beer?

"

Me: "Sure. Wait... you don't have AIDS, do you? LOL!!!!!11111"

Her: "

 Wow." ...*Walks Away*

 

[hendrix watermelon]

Originally Posted by jm2000

Originally Posted by jaysfiend23

Lol recently I went from the club and straight to denny's....ordered my food then walked towards the bathroom but instead went into the kitchen and started flipping eggs and pancakes, then got thrown out, def bout that party life lol

What the

 

[hendrix watermelon]

Originally Posted by jm2000

Originally Posted by jaysfiend23

Lol recently I went from the club and straight to denny's....ordered my food then walked towards the bathroom but instead went into the kitchen and started flipping eggs and pancakes, then got thrown out, def bout that party life lol

What the

 

[reener]

Originally Posted by starzinoureyes

Originally Posted by Scott Frost

I woke up at the bottom of a stairwell outside of a dorm room on top of trash bags with the maintenance dude kicking me to see if I was alive. Guess I missed the sidewalk and tumbled down the stairs and just gave up.

This part got me

  

 

[reener]

Originally Posted by starzinoureyes

Originally Posted by Scott Frost

I woke up at the bottom of a stairwell outside of a dorm room on top of trash bags with the maintenance dude kicking me to see if I was alive. Guess I missed the sidewalk and tumbled down the stairs and just gave up.

This part got me

  

 

[do work son]

Originally Posted by jaysfiend23

Lol recently I went from the club and straight to denny's....ordered my food then walked towards the bathroom but instead went into the kitchen and started flipping eggs and pancakes, then got thrown out, def bout that party life lol

LET THAT MAN COOK. swag

 

[do work son]

Originally Posted by jaysfiend23

Lol recently I went from the club and straight to denny's....ordered my food then walked towards the bathroom but instead went into the kitchen and started flipping eggs and pancakes, then got thrown out, def bout that party life lol

LET THAT MAN COOK. swag

 

[lowprop23]

Originally Posted by HypeBeast McStreetwear

Girl: "Hey You want the rest of my beer?

"

Me: "Sure. Wait... you don't have AIDS, do you? LOL!!!!!11111"

Her: "

 Wow." ...*Walks Away*

 

[lowprop23]

Originally Posted by HypeBeast McStreetwear

Girl: "Hey You want the rest of my beer?

"

Me: "Sure. Wait... you don't have AIDS, do you? LOL!!!!!11111"

Her: "

 Wow." ...*Walks Away*

 

[Nouss]

Originally Posted by ohdannyboy

too many to list

 

[Nouss]

Originally Posted by ohdannyboy

too many to list

 

[james earl zones]

Originally Posted by enlightenedespot

Originally Posted by ohdannyboy

too many to list

Yup. But stand outs are getting kicked out of Kings Dominion for yelling at random people then trying to fight a like 6'4 dude built like a football player. I'm 5'11, 149lbs

and moving my friends couch and peeing behind it cuz I couldn't find the bathroom. Moved it back like it never happened with like 6 people watching me. I can't handle liquor but I smoke like a %#!@%#% chimney.

 

[james earl zones]

Originally Posted by enlightenedespot

Originally Posted by ohdannyboy

too many to list

Yup. But stand outs are getting kicked out of Kings Dominion for yelling at random people then trying to fight a like 6'4 dude built like a football player. I'm 5'11, 149lbs

and moving my friends couch and peeing behind it cuz I couldn't find the bathroom. Moved it back like it never happened with like 6 people watching me. I can't handle liquor but I smoke like a %#!@%#% chimney.

 

[doin90onthefreeway]

Originally Posted by do work son

Originally Posted by jaysfiend23

Lol recently I went from the club and straight to denny's....ordered my food then walked towards the bathroom but instead went into the kitchen and started flipping eggs and pancakes, then got thrown out, def bout that party life lol

LET THAT MAN COOK. swag

 

[doin90onthefreeway]

Originally Posted by do work son

Originally Posted by jaysfiend23

Lol recently I went from the club and straight to denny's....ordered my food then walked towards the bathroom but instead went into the kitchen and started flipping eggs and pancakes, then got thrown out, def bout that party life lol

LET THAT MAN COOK. swag

 

[djprestige21]

I told a chick at a bar that I wanted to carefully place my nut sack on her collar bone.

 

[djprestige21]

I told a chick at a bar that I wanted to carefully place my nut sack on her collar bone.

 

[reeeem0]

"bet u 500 biscuits that ill !@%$ michelle obama by time we hit the uuurrrgfgghajkfajdkfnakjsd"


real life...i dont know either

 

[reeeem0]

"bet u 500 biscuits that ill !@%$ michelle obama by time we hit the uuurrrgfgghajkfajdkfnakjsd"


real life...i dont know either

 

[PatRiley]

kept screaming "I hate white people" on bourbon street, started talking to a cop in mickey D's, he told me to leave before I was arrested for public intoxication








I'm white

 

[PatRiley]

kept screaming "I hate white people" on bourbon street, started talking to a cop in mickey D's, he told me to leave before I was arrested for public intoxication








I'm white

 

[ignantbliss]

Went home with this chick back to her place after the club...went to her fridge grabbed some bbq sauce and put it on my meat and let her give me some of the best dome in my life

.....German girls is about that life

....but seriously I dont wanna get that drunk ever again. I fell asleep on the toilet at the club for like 2 hours that night.

 

[ignantbliss]

Went home with this chick back to her place after the club...went to her fridge grabbed some bbq sauce and put it on my meat and let her give me some of the best dome in my life

.....German girls is about that life

....but seriously I dont wanna get that drunk ever again. I fell asleep on the toilet at the club for like 2 hours that night.

 

[mplsdunk]

the hell if i know.  i was drunk.

anyone else ever woken up with a broken toe?