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anyone else ever woken up with a broken toe?
Most Random Thing You Have Said/Done While Drunk
anyone else ever woken up with a broken toe?
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Originally Posted by MPLSdunk
the hell if i know. i was drunk.
anyone else ever woken up with a broken toe?
Woah ! Bruh ....I Get Throwed ,But as Far as Breaking Bones ,Im Not About That Life
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Originally Posted by MPLSdunk
the hell if i know. i was drunk.
anyone else ever woken up with a broken toe?
Woah ! Bruh ....I Get Throwed ,But as Far as Breaking Bones ,Im Not About That Life
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My birthday:
*throws up all over the urinal
Chick I was with was helping me the whole way through.
After I was done, she made sure I was clean and drank a glass of water...
then I said.. "b****, take me back to the dancefloor"...
*throws up all over the urinal
Chick I was with was helping me the whole way through.
After I was done, she made sure I was clean and drank a glass of water...
then I said.. "b****, take me back to the dancefloor"...
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My birthday:
*throws up all over the urinal
Chick I was with was helping me the whole way through.
After I was done, she made sure I was clean and drank a glass of water...
then I said.. "b****, take me back to the dancefloor"...
*throws up all over the urinal
Chick I was with was helping me the whole way through.
After I was done, she made sure I was clean and drank a glass of water...
then I said.. "b****, take me back to the dancefloor"...
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I once texted a friend in my drunken sleep, "I'm with the foxes wolves." To this day I still have no idea what that means
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I once texted a friend in my drunken sleep, "I'm with the foxes wolves." To this day I still have no idea what that means
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- Jul 27, 2008
-begged a chick to take care of me for no reason
-I remember me and my boy playing beer pong I was called lebron James and he was Dwayne wade and after everygame we won we did that slap slap slap salute (jay Z) handshake
-friend dropped me and my boy off at an intersection and I did about 20 pushups and kept it moving
*kanye shrug*
-I remember me and my boy playing beer pong I was called lebron James and he was Dwayne wade and after everygame we won we did that slap slap slap salute (jay Z) handshake
-friend dropped me and my boy off at an intersection and I did about 20 pushups and kept it moving
*kanye shrug*
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-begged a chick to take care of me for no reason
-I remember me and my boy playing beer pong I was called lebron James and he was Dwayne wade and after everygame we won we did that slap slap slap salute (jay Z) handshake
-friend dropped me and my boy off at an intersection and I did about 20 pushups and kept it moving
*kanye shrug*
-I remember me and my boy playing beer pong I was called lebron James and he was Dwayne wade and after everygame we won we did that slap slap slap salute (jay Z) handshake
-friend dropped me and my boy off at an intersection and I did about 20 pushups and kept it moving
*kanye shrug*
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- Sep 30, 2006
Originally Posted by snakeyes17
I honestly can't remember...I was drunk
lol wrd
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Originally Posted by snakeyes17
I honestly can't remember...I was drunk
lol wrd
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This is more stupid than random.. my friend burned my arm with a cig.
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This is more stupid than random.. my friend burned my arm with a cig.
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this was a few years ago on 4th of july.
i was BBQin
-got plastered, my hand caught on fire for a few seconds ( i had a cast on it)
-walked into the middle of the street from the backyard with a spatula in my hand inviting the whole block in
-was dragged up the stairs and damm near grabbed some broads %$% (wifes friend ) (but stopped myself)
-wife tries to get me in the shower, i proceed to yell at her, she tells me to take off my shirt, i refuse, she then tries to push me in the shower with it on and i then yell its my favorite shirt
( all plain black tee
)
-pass out on the floor wet and fully clothed
i was BBQin
-got plastered, my hand caught on fire for a few seconds ( i had a cast on it)
-walked into the middle of the street from the backyard with a spatula in my hand inviting the whole block in
-was dragged up the stairs and damm near grabbed some broads %$% (wifes friend ) (but stopped myself)
-wife tries to get me in the shower, i proceed to yell at her, she tells me to take off my shirt, i refuse, she then tries to push me in the shower with it on and i then yell its my favorite shirt
-pass out on the floor wet and fully clothed
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this was a few years ago on 4th of july.
i was BBQin
-got plastered, my hand caught on fire for a few seconds ( i had a cast on it)
-walked into the middle of the street from the backyard with a spatula in my hand inviting the whole block in
-was dragged up the stairs and damm near grabbed some broads %$% (wifes friend ) (but stopped myself)
-wife tries to get me in the shower, i proceed to yell at her, she tells me to take off my shirt, i refuse, she then tries to push me in the shower with it on and i then yell its my favorite shirt
( all plain black tee
)
-pass out on the floor wet and fully clothed
i was BBQin
-got plastered, my hand caught on fire for a few seconds ( i had a cast on it)
-walked into the middle of the street from the backyard with a spatula in my hand inviting the whole block in
-was dragged up the stairs and damm near grabbed some broads %$% (wifes friend ) (but stopped myself)
-wife tries to get me in the shower, i proceed to yell at her, she tells me to take off my shirt, i refuse, she then tries to push me in the shower with it on and i then yell its my favorite shirt
-pass out on the floor wet and fully clothed
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- Oct 26, 2008
Originally Posted by air max 87
-wife tries to get me in the shower, i proceed to yell at her, she tells me to take off my shirt, i refuse, she then tries to push me in the shower with it on and i then yell its my favorite shirt( all plain black tee)
-pass out on the floor wet and fully clothed
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- Oct 26, 2008
Originally Posted by air max 87
-wife tries to get me in the shower, i proceed to yell at her, she tells me to take off my shirt, i refuse, she then tries to push me in the shower with it on and i then yell its my favorite shirt( all plain black tee)
-pass out on the floor wet and fully clothed
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taking the phone from a bar and taking a piss in the corner of the bar in the same night
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taking the phone from a bar and taking a piss in the corner of the bar in the same night
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- Dec 11, 2010
Talking to myself in the mirror at the club bathroom to hype myself up.
Went on a journey on foot with my boys in mid-day having fun falling in bushes and from what I hear punching stoplights..
Had a contest with my boy with who could pull this one chick while he was thizzin and I was drunk. I won
Talkin to my uncle speaking nonsense bout "I wanna drink with my dad one time" I hope he was drunk too ..
good times.
Went on a journey on foot with my boys in mid-day having fun falling in bushes and from what I hear punching stoplights..
Had a contest with my boy with who could pull this one chick while he was thizzin and I was drunk. I won
Talkin to my uncle speaking nonsense bout "I wanna drink with my dad one time" I hope he was drunk too ..
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Talking to myself in the mirror at the club bathroom to hype myself up.
Went on a journey on foot with my boys in mid-day having fun falling in bushes and from what I hear punching stoplights..
Had a contest with my boy with who could pull this one chick while he was thizzin and I was drunk. I won
Talkin to my uncle speaking nonsense bout "I wanna drink with my dad one time" I hope he was drunk too ..
good times.
Went on a journey on foot with my boys in mid-day having fun falling in bushes and from what I hear punching stoplights..
Had a contest with my boy with who could pull this one chick while he was thizzin and I was drunk. I won
Talkin to my uncle speaking nonsense bout "I wanna drink with my dad one time" I hope he was drunk too ..
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Got in a debate about which Dragonball Z character was the best while waiting in line for the bathroom.
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Got in a debate about which Dragonball Z character was the best while waiting in line for the bathroom.
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i was wasted and was at the club with some friends. for some reason i decided to find the hottest girl i could find in the club and try to start up a conversation knowing ill probably be shot down (i wanted to try at least once in my life
). so i went up to her, and she actually kept the conversation going at the bar. i tried playing it off and to act casual but inside i was all
how is this working? why is she still talking to me???. after everything was said and done, i walked away. i've never had the balls to try anything like that again
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i was wasted and was at the club with some friends. for some reason i decided to find the hottest girl i could find in the club and try to start up a conversation knowing ill probably be shot down (i wanted to try at least once in my life
). so i went up to her, and she actually kept the conversation going at the bar. i tried playing it off and to act casual but inside i was all
how is this working? why is she still talking to me???. after everything was said and done, i walked away. i've never had the balls to try anything like that again
