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FIRST WATCH THIS:
AND GO HERE:
http://www.godhatesfags.com/
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So now you have viewed who you probably hate more than anyone you can think of. I know I do. I decided to have some fun with them this afternoon... I calledthe church. One of my friends talked to someone there for 30 minutes yesterday, so I was hoping for the same luck.
(after two unsuccessful attempts of getting through)
*$@@$: Hello?
Me: Hello, I'm doing a report on the Westboro Baptist Church, and I was wondering if I could get some more information from someone, do you know who Icould talk to?
B: Wait. For what school?
Me: Winona State University. (A cover-up)
B: Where is that?
Me: Winona, Minnesota.
B: Oh, ok... Minnesota... What class?
Me: Its a class called Religion and Lifestyles. We are supposed to find out more about a lesser-known religion and present it to the class.
B: Lesser-known? You have never heard of us?
Me: Umm... no... (trying to sound naive)
B: Think about it. What do you know us best for?
Me: Well I think I saw something about picking funerals...
B: Exactly. And do you know where you can find more about that?
Me: ... where?
B: Our website, God Hates @%%@.com.
Me: God Hates @%%@? Is that a real website?
B: Yes it's real. God hates @%%@, it's true.
Me: I would like it if you wouldn't use that terminology please. It's offensive.
B: Look, if you want to learn more, go to the website. I'm done here.
Me: WAIT, I think I have looked at it before. I still don't get what you guys are trying to do.
B: (getting angry) Just take a look in any Bible! If you would crack open a Bible for just one minute, you'll see our teachings plain and clear.
Me: I'm actually quite familiar with the Bible, I have been in Catholic schools all my life.
B: (more angry) CATHOLIC? That doesn't mean squat!! Who trusts some pedophile priest teaching you false ideas?
Me: How is every priest a pedophile? My uncle's a priest.
B: Sorry, but look on the website. HAVE A NICE DAY.
*CLICK*
(... so of course, I called again)
Me: Hi, I looked on the site and I was still confused.
B: LOOK, WE'RE NOT GOING TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR PROJECT. YOU'RE AN *$!@$%+, STOP CALLING US. (muffled, talking to someone in the background...) this kidkeeps calling, thinking we're going to do his paper for him...
Me: Umm, Ma'am, I can still hear you. I'm just trying to learn...
*CLICK*
I did my best... these people are very unwilling to cooperate with simple conversation...
CALL THEM AT 785-273-0325
post your convo's... keep it clean and reasonable...
they have been known to sue
AND GO HERE:
http://www.godhatesfags.com/
--- --- ---
So now you have viewed who you probably hate more than anyone you can think of. I know I do. I decided to have some fun with them this afternoon... I calledthe church. One of my friends talked to someone there for 30 minutes yesterday, so I was hoping for the same luck.
(after two unsuccessful attempts of getting through)
*$@@$: Hello?
Me: Hello, I'm doing a report on the Westboro Baptist Church, and I was wondering if I could get some more information from someone, do you know who Icould talk to?
B: Wait. For what school?
Me: Winona State University. (A cover-up)
B: Where is that?
Me: Winona, Minnesota.
B: Oh, ok... Minnesota... What class?
Me: Its a class called Religion and Lifestyles. We are supposed to find out more about a lesser-known religion and present it to the class.
B: Lesser-known? You have never heard of us?
Me: Umm... no... (trying to sound naive)
B: Think about it. What do you know us best for?
Me: Well I think I saw something about picking funerals...
B: Exactly. And do you know where you can find more about that?
Me: ... where?
B: Our website, God Hates @%%@.com.
Me: God Hates @%%@? Is that a real website?
B: Yes it's real. God hates @%%@, it's true.
Me: I would like it if you wouldn't use that terminology please. It's offensive.
B: Look, if you want to learn more, go to the website. I'm done here.
Me: WAIT, I think I have looked at it before. I still don't get what you guys are trying to do.
B: (getting angry) Just take a look in any Bible! If you would crack open a Bible for just one minute, you'll see our teachings plain and clear.
Me: I'm actually quite familiar with the Bible, I have been in Catholic schools all my life.
B: (more angry) CATHOLIC? That doesn't mean squat!! Who trusts some pedophile priest teaching you false ideas?
Me: How is every priest a pedophile? My uncle's a priest.
B: Sorry, but look on the website. HAVE A NICE DAY.
*CLICK*
(... so of course, I called again)
Me: Hi, I looked on the site and I was still confused.
B: LOOK, WE'RE NOT GOING TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR PROJECT. YOU'RE AN *$!@$%+, STOP CALLING US. (muffled, talking to someone in the background...) this kidkeeps calling, thinking we're going to do his paper for him...
Me: Umm, Ma'am, I can still hear you. I'm just trying to learn...
*CLICK*
I did my best... these people are very unwilling to cooperate with simple conversation...
CALL THEM AT 785-273-0325
post your convo's... keep it clean and reasonable...
they have been known to sue
