NFL OFF-SEASON THREAD 2022-23: FanDuel getting everybody hemmed up. ESPN went Kamikaze. We in that dead zone of the year y’all.

[witnesskb24]

Hell no I can’t because we got like 5 players worth knowing

 

[jpzx]

I had I swear like 30 college friends up to my cabin in 2012

One guy was convinced I could name starting offensive linemen from every team

He leaned over to another who he was telling and said, “name [whatever team he said].”

I just made up five names like Tim Groves or Trae Shippilly. I passed the test in their eyes

I can name a lot with sports but not all five starting linemen of every team

 

[nick.]

1. Aaron Rodgers
2. Zach Wilson
3. Breece Hall
4. Michael Carter
5. Garrett Wilson
6. Allen Lazard
7. Corey Davis
8. Mecole Hardman
9. Randall Cobb
10. Tyler Conklin
11. CJ Uzomah
12. Jeremy Ruckert
13. Mekhi Becton
14. Laken Tomlinson
15. Joe Tippmann
16. Alijah Vera-Tucker
17. Duane Brown
18. Quinnen Williams
19. Al Woods
20. Carl Lawson
21. Bryce Huff
22. John Franklin-Myers
23. Jermaine Johnson
24. Sauce Gardner
25. DJ Reed
26. Michael Carter
27. Adrian Amos
28. Jordan Whitehead
29. Brandin Echols
30. Greg Zuerlein

 

[IATT]

real fan check in

light work.. LIGHT

 

[IATT]

Aaron Rodgers Is Now a Jet (and Becoming a New Yorker, Too)

The Jets’ starting quarterback has thrown himself into the culture of his new professional home before he’s thrown a single pass.

www.nytimes.com

 

[Walk like Denzel]

real fan check in

1. Jordan Love
2. Jaire Alexander
3. Eric Stokes
4. Romeo Doubs
5. Christian Watson
6. Aj Dillion
7. Aaron Jones
8. Quay Walker
9. Campbell
10. Preston Smith
11. Nixon
12. David Bahktiari
13. Van Ness
14. Rudy Ford
15. Kenny Clark
16. Rashon Gary
17. Rasul Douglass
18. Alex McGough

Hard to name 30 with a lot of new faces.
Just looked at the roster and I'm like...

 

[aNYone]

real fan check in

1. Trey Lance
2. Brock Purdy
3. Sam Darnold
4. CMAC
5. Elijah Mitchell
6. Jordan Mason
7. Tyrion Davis Price
8. Juice
9. Deebo
10. Ayuik
11. Ray Ray McCloud
12. Juan Jennings
13. George Kittle
14. Ross Dwelley
15. Trent Williams
16. Spencer Buford
17. Mccrary-Ball
18. Nick Bosa
19. Arik Armstead
20. Hargrave
21. Javon Kinlaw
22. Clelin Ferrell
23. Fred Warner
24. Dre Greenlaw
25. Chaverious Ward
26. D Lenoir
27. T Hufango
28. George Odum
29. Mitch Wishnosky
30. Danny Gray

Surprised I pulled it off.

You had to know special teams players and like 3rd string safeties to complete something like this.

I completely blanked out on like starters, lol.

 

[raider5]

trying to see something…

1. Jimmy G - QB
2. Brian Hoyer - QB
3. Aidan O’Connell - QB
4. Devante Adams - WR
5. Hunter Renfrow - WR
6. Jakobi Meyers - WR
7. Tre Tucker - WR
8. DeAndre Carter - WR
9. Phillip Dorsett - WR
10. Keenan Cole - WR
11. Josh Jacobs - RB
12. Zamir White - RB
13. Brandon Bolden - RB
14. Ameer Abdullah - RB
15. Kolton Miller - LT
16. Brandon Parker - RT
17. Dylan Parham - G
18. Andre James - C
19. Thayon (?) Munford - RT
20. Michael Mayer - TE
21. Maxx Crosby - DE
22. Chandler Jones - DE
23. Tyree Wilson - DE
24. Bilal Nicols - DT
25. Byron Young - DT
26. Neil Ferrell Jr. - DT
27. Marcus Peters - CB
28. Nate Hobbs - CB
29. Duke Shelly - CB
30. Amik Robertson - CB
31. Jakorian (?) Bennett - CB
32. Marcus Epps - S
33. Trayvon Moehrig - S
34. Chris Smith II - S
35. Divine Diablo - LB
36. Robert Spillane - LB
37. AJ Cole - P
38. Daniel Carlson - K

I’m really beating myself up for forgetting the damn Fullbacks name

 

[Nike Jordan]

 

[big j 33]

Let's go

 

[Bantz Lord T]

Tony Romo making those high-pitched shrieking noises during the Super Bowl

 

[g-time]

I don’t think Barkley truly wanted to holdout. Like I said, I think the Giants and Saquon were a lot closer to a deal than thought and I think his agent got in the way.

The Giants offered him $14 mil per year last season but the guaranteed money wasn’t where he wanted. Giants upped the guaranteed money in the offseason, but lowered the per year.

 

[Deleted member 248173]

This man folded quick, abandoned the whole RB movement. He looks goofy as hell now.

Is that two mil included in the 11 or on top of the 11? Sounds like there’s incentives so it doesn’t sound like that much more.

I’m assuming the contract he signed says he can’t be tagged next year.

 

[703 hwy]

Minus whale signed the franchise tag

 

[Deleted member 248173]

I was right though, he can sign a one year deal worth more than the tag.

900K more and possibly didn’t sign a clause preventing himself getting tagged next year.

 

[g-time]

Barkley never wanted to hold out.

 

[mr jordan04]

This man folded quick, abandoned the whole RB movement. He looks goofy as hell now.

talmbout holding out all year then signs 1 week later

Josh Jacobs looking at him like wtf. Minus whale get that $10 mil too Josh

 

[youngthundercat]

Y’all forgetting some of these fools go almost 6-8months without a paycheck. A cat like Jacob with 10 kids need that. These cats are mid and young 20’s. They blowing through that bread.

 

[Deleted member 248173]

Y’all forgetting some of these fools go almost 6-8months without a paycheck. A cat like Jacob with 10 kids need that. These cats are mid and young 20’s. They blowing through that bread.

Thought that wasn’t true about Jacobs having ten kids.

Everyone including the Giants and Saquon knew Saquon didn’t want to sit. I don’t think he returned because he needs 900K, it was important to him being there on day one and he’s all about his image and being a good guy. Son was one of the first ones there this morning, sad way to see him go out.

 

[youngthundercat]

Thought that wasn’t true about Jacobs having ten kids.

Everyone including the Giants and Saquon knew Saquon didn’t want to sit. I don’t think he returned because he needs 900K, it was important to him being there on day one and he’s all about his image and being a good guy. Son was one of the first ones there this morning, sad way to see him go out.

Ok I might be lost with jacobs kids but still these dudes ain’t getting QB money and that’s just how the system go. They always gonna fold.

 

[Deleted member 248173]

Ok I might be lost with jacobs kids but still these dudes ain’t getting QB money and that’s just how the system go. They always gonna fold.

You think Saquon is bad with his money? We don’t know but I’d guess he’s not. Also has mad endorsements in NY and is the face of the team.

So he got his 10.1 guaranteed and 900K in incentives. 300K for each one.

 

[dragicon]

oilers is one of those names that blatantly should be in a specific city/states

jazz is the most egregious of this, which should be in new Orleans or Memphis.. and people overlook how much more sense lakers makes in their previous home

Just rename the lakers the reservoirs.

 

[finessence]

Those incentives be bulljive

 

[rolaholic]

Saquon's gotta fire his agent man, yikes

 

[casper90403]

Damn Saquon folded quick! But he had no choice. Come to camp mad and grind.