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^^ that's Irony
Niketalk, have any confessions? Vol. Damn, I Don't Know How To Swim
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CIDMAN911 is holdin this thread down
count me in the 21 and cant swim club.....
Gatorbait1689, I DONT WANNA HEAR IT!
Originally Posted by KL9
I can't swim
.
Almost drowned once while camping, I seriously thought I was a goner.
Originally Posted by hella handsome
i 21 and cant swim either
count me in the 21 and cant swim club.....
Gatorbait1689, I DONT WANNA HEAR IT!
solewoman
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i can't skate
my grammar is horrible
i dont read things thoroughly
i skim details and jump to conclusions
i hear 35% of what people say
i think im the coolest loneliest person in the world
i think i have add and anemia
my grammar is horrible
i dont read things thoroughly
i skim details and jump to conclusions
i hear 35% of what people say
i think im the coolest loneliest person in the world
i think i have add and anemia
chicityk7
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Originally Posted by eghckk
I never learned how to swim either
im also 21 took classes & everythign but it never stuck... glad im 6'1
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My dude CIDMAN911 is WILDIN.
I'm bout to join him though...
- I didn't learn to swim til I was a freshman in high school
- In the year of 2009, I've gotten three girls pregnant...one of them had my son this May.
- When I was about 9, my biological mom had a job (before she started using heroin) so me and my lil bro had to go tothis babysitter. The house we went to was home to a boy my age, and his three older sisters. One day while I was over there, the middle sister (she was about15-16ish) told me to come to her room. I thought I was in trouble because she caught me and her little brother tryna watch Naked News on the cheater box in theliving room. I went in there and she closed the door.
She slapped me in the face and told me to touch her titty on some Antoine Fisher type #*!!. I was shocked, but Iain't wanna get hit like that again. So I touched her titty and then she told me to grab her butt and she tried to tounge kiss me. At that exact moment herlittle brother bust in the room and said "why are you in here?" I just ran out of the room...it seems like dude didn't know what went down. Westayed friends for two more years and I never told him what happened in the room. They ended up moving out of our neighborhood and me and my little brothermoved to my dad's house in another city so we never saw that family again.
I'm bout to join him though...
- I didn't learn to swim til I was a freshman in high school
- In the year of 2009, I've gotten three girls pregnant...one of them had my son this May.
- When I was about 9, my biological mom had a job (before she started using heroin) so me and my lil bro had to go tothis babysitter. The house we went to was home to a boy my age, and his three older sisters. One day while I was over there, the middle sister (she was about15-16ish) told me to come to her room. I thought I was in trouble because she caught me and her little brother tryna watch Naked News on the cheater box in theliving room. I went in there and she closed the door.
She slapped me in the face and told me to touch her titty on some Antoine Fisher type #*!!. I was shocked, but Iain't wanna get hit like that again. So I touched her titty and then she told me to grab her butt and she tried to tounge kiss me. At that exact moment herlittle brother bust in the room and said "why are you in here?" I just ran out of the room...it seems like dude didn't know what went down. Westayed friends for two more years and I never told him what happened in the room. They ended up moving out of our neighborhood and me and my little brothermoved to my dad's house in another city so we never saw that family again.
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I got more...and I might regret sharing a couple of these but I'm feeling loopy from these meds...
- I've caught my dad having sex with random females precisely 8 times. I actually knew two of them because I wasclassmates with their daughters.
- I don't date big girls, but I kind of have a thing for em.
- Out of all the relationships I've ever been in, there is only ONE where I was absolutely faithful to theutmost.
- I've gotten head from a chick while my six month old son was asleep not even arm's length away from me
More on the way...
- I've caught my dad having sex with random females precisely 8 times. I actually knew two of them because I wasclassmates with their daughters.
- I don't date big girls, but I kind of have a thing for em.
- Out of all the relationships I've ever been in, there is only ONE where I was absolutely faithful to theutmost.
- I've gotten head from a chick while my six month old son was asleep not even arm's length away from me
More on the way...
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All right.
Now things are getting a little spicey....
Now things are getting a little spicey....
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Originally Posted by CIDMAN911
All right.
Now things are getting a little spicey....
- I can't remember the last time I actually paid for an app from Apple's App Store
- I have a friend (I guess you can call her that) that I do NOT call unless I'm going to her house for head. Ikid you not...I call her up and say "I want your mouth," and she tells me to come over. Been like this for about a year.
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Originally Posted by IM A HELION
My dude CIDMAN911 is WILDIN.
I'm bout to join him though...
- I didn't learn to swim til I was a freshman in high school
- In the year of 2009, I've gotten three girls pregnant...one of them had my son this May.
- When I was about 9, my biological mom had a job (before she started using heroin) so me and my lil bro had to go to this babysitter. The house we went to was home to a boy my age, and his three older sisters. One day while I was over there, the middle sister (she was about 15-16ish) told me to come to her room. I thought I was in trouble because she caught me and her little brother tryna watch Naked News on the cheater box in the living room. I went in there and she closed the door.
She slapped me in the face and told me to touch her titty on some Antoine Fisher type #*!!. I was shocked, but I ain't wanna get hit like that again. So I touched her titty and then she told me to grab her butt and she tried to tounge kiss me. At that exact moment her little brother bust in the room and said "why are you in here?" I just ran out of the room...it seems like dude didn't know what went down. We stayed friends for two more years and I never told him what happened in the room. They ended up moving out of our neighborhood and me and my little brother moved to my dad's house in another city so we never saw that family again.
chicityk7
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I've gotten head from a chick while my six month old son was asleep not even arm's length away from me ^^^ im also guilty of this smashin while my 19month old is a foot away on her bed
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This thread is HILARIOUS!!!!
- as a kid I was a very picky eater as well, I didn't crap it out like dude earlier though
, instead I would gag and try to throw it up at the tableuntil my mom was just like "forget it, go upstairs"
- also as a kid, listened as my cousin banged out some chick in his room (
)
- I've kinda purposefully caught my GF's sister naked a few times like George on that Seinfeld episode
- I stole my friend's stepdad's pron one time, and he got in trouble for it
- I kinda prefer a some hair down there on a girl
- I'm a slim dude but I get tired as hell running up and down a basketball court
- I've hit and ran my friend's neighbor's car more than once
- as a kid I was a very picky eater as well, I didn't crap it out like dude earlier though
- also as a kid, listened as my cousin banged out some chick in his room (
- I've kinda purposefully caught my GF's sister naked a few times like George on that Seinfeld episode
- I stole my friend's stepdad's pron one time, and he got in trouble for it
- I kinda prefer a some hair down there on a girl
- I'm a slim dude but I get tired as hell running up and down a basketball court
- I've hit and ran my friend's neighbor's car more than once
brokeballah
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For about a year now i still have this problem.. sigh. Everytime i shower i make out with my left arm while i fap. smh.
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When I was 12 me and a few of my friends were over at a neighbors house. The dude was a little older than us, like 16. But he were cool cause we used to leteach other borrow video games and stuff when the N64 came out. One day we were watching a porn tape and then the lady that cleaned the house walked in on uswatching it. She told us she was gonna tell our parents but we got mad scared and made a deal with her. We promised not to be such slobs (We always left thehouse a damn mess, snacks everywhere, crumbs everywhere, spilled soda, flipped the couches and furniture over when we used to get into fights and stuff). Thenwhen we got a little older we asked if she was really gonna snitch on us, she said "I was never going to tell your parents but you boys made me such agood offer. So I ran with it"
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/THREAD
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When I was younger, like 14 or 15, me and the dudes from the block would go on our Winter Shoplifting Spree. It was like a game, we all used to pack into thislittle bodega and the winner was the one who could shoplift the most retail value. Although, we got extra points for stealing stuff like 2 liter sodas.
Igot caught stealing a little thing of Chips Ahoy! though.
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Originally Posted by igotthatfire247
/thread
WOW. I know it's a confession thread, but there are some things you really should keep to yourself.
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*DEAD*
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Originally Posted by CIDMAN911
This one is wild...
When I was like 10 my parents rented out the basement to a few people they knew. One day for no reason I went into his room to snoop around and underneath this one guys mattress was a ton of money and buncha little bags of what probably were coke (or heroin...I dunno the difference). I took like $100. I think like every week for a month I went in there to steal a $100 but one day he caught me. I tried to be slick about it and hide but he came home and stayed in his room so eventually I knew I had to get out or my parents would be looking for me. I crawled out from underneath the bed and as I crawled out dude got up and was like "
....What are you doing in here?" Then he said "It was you thats been stealing my money right?" Then he punched me in the face. A man punch at that. But I remember I took it like a G got up and probably cause I watched so much NY Undercover as a kid I had the balls to tell this dude I was gonna tell my pops he had mad drugs if he told on me. He let me out his room, smacked me like twice upside the head before he let me out. I think I tried to punch back cant remember. He never told my parent tho. Dude moved out a little after that and we never saw him again.
Extortion at age 10....I was like a real life hispanic version of Fresh.
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I'm surprised only one person has called any of my confessions ducktales.
Thought there'd be more.
But damn, I had a crazy childhood...
Thought there'd be more.
But damn, I had a crazy childhood...
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*dead* /thread
Cot damn bro, you have issues!
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IM A HELION wrote:
Originally Posted by CIDMAN911
All right.
Now things are getting a little spicey....
- I can't remember the last time I actually paid for an app from Apple's App Store
- I have a friend (I guess you can call her that) that I do NOT call unless I'm going to her house for head. I kid you not...I call her up and say "I want your mouth," and she tells me to come over. Been like this for about a year.
yo I have one of those but it been going on for 3 years until shemoved
dmoney82
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I had sex with my friends sister.
I got caught fapping in a parking lot by security. I think he was watching me the whole time.
I use to mess up all my socks masturbating in them. My mom found a few and asked me do I masturbate in my socks. I said no, how dare you? She goes "Thatis sperm, don't lie to me. It's ok, all boys do it. Just stop effing up new socks".
I got caught fapping in a parking lot by security. I think he was watching me the whole time.
I use to mess up all my socks masturbating in them. My mom found a few and asked me do I masturbate in my socks. I said no, how dare you? She goes "Thatis sperm, don't lie to me. It's ok, all boys do it. Just stop effing up new socks".
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I was probably about 4 or 5 at the time and i used to have to go to a baby sitter when my parents were at work. The baby sitter also watched her niece andnephew and a couple other kids in the neighborhood. Anyway im chillin and the neice comes in, chick had to have been older than 10, and sits beside me on thecouch. Then she starts kissin me and stuff, mind u im young as hell so i was confused. Then she whips it out and starts lickin and suckin on it. Meanwhile like3 feet away there's a toddler in a playpen watchin all of this. I was nervous as hell so i say "Uh we shouldnt be doin this. *points at the toddler* ithink she might tell on us"
. After a while i guess she knew her aunt was comin back so she stopped and told me not to say anything.
I try and forget that happened... ruining my innocence at a young age
I try and forget that happened... ruining my innocence at a young age
