Niketalk, have any confessions? Vol. Damn, I Don't Know How To Swim

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really?

I'm like whaaaa?! You cannot be serious.
 
Some recklessness and craziness up in here. The hell did I just step into reading some of these stories? I think some stuff is ducktales.

As for the cousin one...Ew. Unfortunately enough, even though getting with cousins is taboo in this part of the world, in other parts of the world it is widelyaccepted. I have extended family who have marries cousins. I know of people or know people from our culture who married their cousins. It sickens me.
 
man to anyone who enters. this thread delivers i read from page one to now and its pretty entertaining aha. one confession i like to take a dump naked for somereason. i always thought it was nasty to take a dump, wipe myself down and then take a shower right after i dont know why but i still do it ahha. ran away fromthe cops before because me and my friends thought it was coool to steal a golf cart. at the time we were running i thought i was in pretty good shape, andadrenaline rush would make me feel unstoppable. adrenaline rush aint nothing when you are running from the cops. swam in the creek and got away.
 
Originally Posted by imsoDS

#$%% it....

Me and my favorite cuz in the whole wide world (female) used to play "house" all the time when we were younger, she was always the mother and I was always the father (omg I hope she doesn't ever see this) we used to really get butt #$% naked and pretend smash, that was our main reason to play house when our other cousins was over, just so we can close the door, lock the kids out and act like mommy and daddy, we did this almost EVERY family gathering...

Until one gathering my $%#=% cousin ronald snitched on us locking the door, so my moms and her dad came down the hall and bussed the door down and caught us butt !#$ naked dry humping each other, they both facepalmed and simultaneously said "%%% are y'all doing" and pulled us off each other, they never told anyone in our family EVER just so that we all don't look like morons, they just proceeded to seperate us every family function EVER after that...

So my 17th birthday, she came over, we were all laughing and joking reminicing, then she texts me "remember we used to play sex" and I immediatley burst into laughter, while she sat there wit the stone face...

Long story short, family left, she stayed the night...

I smashed.....

I can't believe I just confessed that, shows how much I love NT

U smashed your cousin tho
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Whats gonna happen if u get her prego?
 
Originally Posted by imsoDS

#$%% it....

Me and my favorite cuz in the whole wide world (female) used to play "house" all the time when we were younger, she was always the mother and I was always the father (omg I hope she doesn't ever see this) we used to really get butt #$% naked and pretend smash, that was our main reason to play house when our other cousins was over, just so we can close the door, lock the kids out and act like mommy and daddy, we did this almost EVERY family gathering...

Until one gathering my $%#=% cousin ronald snitched on us locking the door, so my moms and her dad came down the hall and bussed the door down and caught us butt !#$ naked dry humping each other, they both facepalmed and simultaneously said "%%% are y'all doing" and pulled us off each other, they never told anyone in our family EVER just so that we all don't look like morons, they just proceeded to seperate us every family function EVER after that...

So my 17th birthday, she came over, we were all laughing and joking reminicing, then she texts me "remember we used to play sex" and I immediatley burst into laughter, while she sat there wit the stone face...

Long story short, family left, she stayed the night...

I smashed.....

I can't believe I just confessed that, shows how much I love NT
You're disgusting. You're lucky you didn't get her pregnant or your kid would look like this:

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i dont know how to swim at the age of 18
ive shoplifted my entire life..boxes of candy in middle school, electronics, cash..
i lost my virginity at 17
In my junior/senior year I began to care more about my looks and I got so much punani thrown at me but I rejected it because I didn't want to lose my v toJO's
Im a pretty hairy dude, and when I get "defined" abs I'll probably get my chest waxed
Im 6 1 and suck at playing ball
If I had heroin available I would probably it
I want to try every drug once
If I had a hot cousin Id smash alas, all my female cousins are ugly as %*%@
Now that I have learned how ridiculous religion is I feel superior to "believers," more specifically muslims (as I was one)
I try to keep that "you do you ill do me" attitude, but at the back of my mind I'm like "your wasting your life, how do you not see thatholy scriptures are man made blahblah"
I try to stay humble
 
Originally Posted by DMoney82

I had sex with my friends sister.

I got caught fapping in a parking lot by security. I think he was watching me the whole time.

I use to mess up all my socks masturbating in them. My mom found a few and asked me do I masturbate in my socks. I said no, how dare you? She goes "That is sperm, don't lie to me. It's ok, all boys do it. Just stop effing up new socks".
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Originally Posted by imsoDS

#$%% it....

Me and my favorite cuz in the whole wide world (female) used to play "house" all the time when we were younger, she was always the mother and I was always the father (omg I hope she doesn't ever see this) we used to really get butt #$% naked and pretend smash, that was our main reason to play house when our other cousins was over, just so we can close the door, lock the kids out and act like mommy and daddy, we did this almost EVERY family gathering...

Until one gathering my $%#=% cousin ronald snitched on us locking the door, so my moms and her dad came down the hall and bussed the door down and caught us butt !#$ naked dry humping each other, they both facepalmed and simultaneously said "%%% are y'all doing" and pulled us off each other, they never told anyone in our family EVER just so that we all don't look like morons, they just proceeded to seperate us every family function EVER after that...

So my 17th birthday, she came over, we were all laughing and joking reminicing, then she texts me "remember we used to play sex" and I immediatley burst into laughter, while she sat there wit the stone face...

Long story short, family left, she stayed the night...

I smashed.....

I can't believe I just confessed that, shows how much I love NT


I didn't think it was possible to top some of the other ones but DAMN!!!
 
Originally Posted by imsoDS

Me and my favorite cuz...
...Long story short...
I smashed.....
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...I knew it was a matter of time before an incest confession made it's way in here.
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We got some relatives in the family that are cousins and married. Their kids have the biggest, most squarest domes in the world.

They all look like MODOK.

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Originally Posted by CIDMAN911

Originally Posted by TonySoprano


I've recently made contact with that chick again but I dunno if I should mention it, she'll probably pretend it never happened
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The things kids do...
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. If she has a sense of humor bring it up...if not, it's just better that you don't.

I did something similar with a few girls when I was around 6-7. But not peeing on them!! We'd just get naked and hug...My father's friends's daughter even told me "Okay. We did...Now we're married" Even then I was like "I don't wanna marry you"

With that same girl I remember I was once trying to look up her thing with a flashlight to see what was inside.
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I ran into her when we were like 16 but she just did a quick Hi/Bye...Guess she was still angry I didn't wanna 'marry her'.
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I'd bring it up
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I don't feel like getting into any relationship, because I really don't trust the females I'm surrounded by. I'veturned so many of them down cuz all I feel like doing is smashing. I blame my last relationship.
 
Originally Posted by Lazy B

Originally Posted by imsoDS

#$%% it....

Me and my favorite cuz in the whole wide world (female) used to play "house" all the time when we were younger, she was always the mother and I was always the father (omg I hope she doesn't ever see this) we used to really get butt #$% naked and pretend smash, that was our main reason to play house when our other cousins was over, just so we can close the door, lock the kids out and act like mommy and daddy, we did this almost EVERY family gathering...

Until one gathering my $%#=% cousin ronald snitched on us locking the door, so my moms and her dad came down the hall and bussed the door down and caught us butt !#$ naked dry humping each other, they both facepalmed and simultaneously said "%%% are y'all doing" and pulled us off each other, they never told anyone in our family EVER just so that we all don't look like morons, they just proceeded to seperate us every family function EVER after that...

So my 17th birthday, she came over, we were all laughing and joking reminicing, then she texts me "remember we used to play sex" and I immediatley burst into laughter, while she sat there wit the stone face...

Long story short, family left, she stayed the night...

I smashed.....

I can't believe I just confessed that, shows how much I love NT
You're disgusting. You're lucky you didn't get her pregnant or your kid would look like this:

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YOOOOOOO!!!! How did I miss this
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when I was young I figured since parents had the same last name, you were supposed to marry your sister when you grew up
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Originally Posted by Bombbiggidyphil

Originally Posted by SwanginOn4z

Originally Posted by retromj17

Mine are krazy...


-I watched my first porn at the age of 4 while my older cousin was at sleep.
-When i the age of 4 i was on an airplane 2 Guatemala in Central America and i stuck my hand up the flight attendant's skirt.
-In kindergarden i would stick my hand in girls privates and they never told on me, they liked it!
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-I lost my virginity at the age of 7 in a closet by a girl older than me, but i was to scared 2 get caught.
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-My 6th grade teacher showed me her thong after class was over she was fine as hell!!!!!!
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-Stupid *** me ate a girl out when i was 8 she was about the same age.
-Gave a very tempting massage to my best friends mother when i was 10.

wait for it...WAIT FOR IT....


set dude up like..

and then he came through like..
 
Originally Posted by heartofthacity

ive shoplifted my entire life..boxes of candy in middle school, electronics, cash..
Im 6 1 and suck at playing ball
I try to stay humble


the rest need not appply to me. and sir you have issues wanting to do every drug once...ugh you in the houston area? i could get you right for the low low(0_o) PAUSE!
 
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