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I'm like whaaaa?! You cannot be serious.
I'm like whaaaa?! You cannot be serious.
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Originally Posted by imsoDS
#$%% it....
Me and my favorite cuz in the whole wide world (female) used to play "house" all the time when we were younger, she was always the mother and I was always the father (omg I hope she doesn't ever see this) we used to really get butt #$% naked and pretend smash, that was our main reason to play house when our other cousins was over, just so we can close the door, lock the kids out and act like mommy and daddy, we did this almost EVERY family gathering...
Until one gathering my $%#=% cousin ronald snitched on us locking the door, so my moms and her dad came down the hall and bussed the door down and caught us butt !#$ naked dry humping each other, they both facepalmed and simultaneously said "%%% are y'all doing" and pulled us off each other, they never told anyone in our family EVER just so that we all don't look like morons, they just proceeded to seperate us every family function EVER after that...
So my 17th birthday, she came over, we were all laughing and joking reminicing, then she texts me "remember we used to play sex" and I immediatley burst into laughter, while she sat there wit the stone face...
Long story short, family left, she stayed the night...
I smashed.....
I can't believe I just confessed that, shows how much I love NT
You're disgusting. You're lucky you didn't get her pregnant or your kid would look like this:Originally Posted by imsoDS
#$%% it....
Me and my favorite cuz in the whole wide world (female) used to play "house" all the time when we were younger, she was always the mother and I was always the father (omg I hope she doesn't ever see this) we used to really get butt #$% naked and pretend smash, that was our main reason to play house when our other cousins was over, just so we can close the door, lock the kids out and act like mommy and daddy, we did this almost EVERY family gathering...
Until one gathering my $%#=% cousin ronald snitched on us locking the door, so my moms and her dad came down the hall and bussed the door down and caught us butt !#$ naked dry humping each other, they both facepalmed and simultaneously said "%%% are y'all doing" and pulled us off each other, they never told anyone in our family EVER just so that we all don't look like morons, they just proceeded to seperate us every family function EVER after that...
So my 17th birthday, she came over, we were all laughing and joking reminicing, then she texts me "remember we used to play sex" and I immediatley burst into laughter, while she sat there wit the stone face...
Long story short, family left, she stayed the night...
I smashed.....
I can't believe I just confessed that, shows how much I love NT
EASILY the best confession in here by MILES. Ain't nobody toppin that if it's true.Originally Posted by wildout4
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
thats the best one if its true
Originally Posted by DMoney82
I had sex with my friends sister.
I got caught fapping in a parking lot by security. I think he was watching me the whole time.
I use to mess up all my socks masturbating in them. My mom found a few and asked me do I masturbate in my socks. I said no, how dare you? She goes "That is sperm, don't lie to me. It's ok, all boys do it. Just stop effing up new socks".
Originally Posted by imsoDS
#$%% it....
Me and my favorite cuz in the whole wide world (female) used to play "house" all the time when we were younger, she was always the mother and I was always the father (omg I hope she doesn't ever see this) we used to really get butt #$% naked and pretend smash, that was our main reason to play house when our other cousins was over, just so we can close the door, lock the kids out and act like mommy and daddy, we did this almost EVERY family gathering...
Until one gathering my $%#=% cousin ronald snitched on us locking the door, so my moms and her dad came down the hall and bussed the door down and caught us butt !#$ naked dry humping each other, they both facepalmed and simultaneously said "%%% are y'all doing" and pulled us off each other, they never told anyone in our family EVER just so that we all don't look like morons, they just proceeded to seperate us every family function EVER after that...
So my 17th birthday, she came over, we were all laughing and joking reminicing, then she texts me "remember we used to play sex" and I immediatley burst into laughter, while she sat there wit the stone face...
Long story short, family left, she stayed the night...
I smashed.....
I can't believe I just confessed that, shows how much I love NT
Originally Posted by iBlink
I had unprotected sex with a side piece last night.
Originally Posted by imsoDS
Me and my favorite cuz...
...Long story short...
I smashed.....
Originally Posted by CIDMAN911
The things kids do...Originally Posted by TonySoprano
I've recently made contact with that chick again but I dunno if I should mention it, she'll probably pretend it never happened. If she has a sense of humor bring it up...if not, it's just better that you don't.
I did something similar with a few girls when I was around 6-7. But not peeing on them!! We'd just get naked and hug...My father's friends's daughter even told me "Okay. We did...Now we're married" Even then I was like "I don't wanna marry you"
With that same girl I remember I was once trying to look up her thing with a flashlight to see what was inside.
I ran into her when we were like 16 but she just did a quick Hi/Bye...Guess she was still angry I didn't wanna 'marry her'.
Originally Posted by Lazy B
You're disgusting. You're lucky you didn't get her pregnant or your kid would look like this:Originally Posted by imsoDS
#$%% it....
Me and my favorite cuz in the whole wide world (female) used to play "house" all the time when we were younger, she was always the mother and I was always the father (omg I hope she doesn't ever see this) we used to really get butt #$% naked and pretend smash, that was our main reason to play house when our other cousins was over, just so we can close the door, lock the kids out and act like mommy and daddy, we did this almost EVERY family gathering...
Until one gathering my $%#=% cousin ronald snitched on us locking the door, so my moms and her dad came down the hall and bussed the door down and caught us butt !#$ naked dry humping each other, they both facepalmed and simultaneously said "%%% are y'all doing" and pulled us off each other, they never told anyone in our family EVER just so that we all don't look like morons, they just proceeded to seperate us every family function EVER after that...
So my 17th birthday, she came over, we were all laughing and joking reminicing, then she texts me "remember we used to play sex" and I immediatley burst into laughter, while she sat there wit the stone face...
Long story short, family left, she stayed the night...
I smashed.....
I can't believe I just confessed that, shows how much I love NT
Originally Posted by Bombbiggidyphil
Originally Posted by SwanginOn4z
Originally Posted by retromj17
Mine are krazy...
-I watched my first porn at the age of 4 while my older cousin was at sleep.
-When i the age of 4 i was on an airplane 2 Guatemala in Central America and i stuck my hand up the flight attendant's skirt.
-In kindergarden i would stick my hand in girls privates and they never told on me, they liked it!
-I lost my virginity at the age of 7 in a closet by a girl older than me, but i was to scared 2 get caught.
-My 6th grade teacher showed me her thong after class was over she was fine as hell!!!!!!
-Stupid *** me ate a girl out when i was 8 she was about the same age.
-Gave a very tempting massage to my best friends mother when i was 10.
wait for it...WAIT FOR IT....
Originally Posted by heartofthacity
ive shoplifted my entire life..boxes of candy in middle school, electronics, cash..
Im 6 1 and suck at playing ball
I try to stay humble