NT's "True" Hollywood Stories (athletes, too)...post up anything you got that's funny.

[41239]

KD sounds like a real *** dude.


I went to the University of South Florida (GO BULLS) in Tampa. So one night we go out to the bar and what not getting twisted. At the end of the night were looking for two girls we came with and they are nowhere to be found. Turns out they had met Dwight Smith of the Buccaneers and were talking to him about his ring. He also apparently got their number.

Flash forward to like 3:00 AM and we're all chilling at this college living place called Campus Lodge. We're in there playing tiger woods and smoking some middies and what not. All a sudden one of the females we were waiting for gets a call and its Dwight. He asks if he can come through and she says yea.

This dude came through grimey *** Campus Lodge in a big body Benz on rims at like 3:30 AM and when he walked through the door you could tell he was butt hurt when he saw like 10 people in there and 6 of them dudes, hahaha. He must have thought he was getting them yambs that night.

So he comes in and stands by the door THE WHOLE DAMN TIME. like 2 minutes after he comes in my boy comes from the bathroom and we are like yo Mike you know Dwight Smith? He's got his back to Dwight and being faded doesn't even notice him in the room. He starts to talk about Dwight and what not and how he could have done better in the Super Bowl the Bucs won and we are dying laughing cause he is clueless. He finally realizes what's going on and almost **** himself. Dwight laughed it off and we continued to chop it up.

THEN this cat pulls out a ounce of the DANKEST BLUEBERRY WEED and throws an 8th on the table and simply says "that's for y'all, i already got one rolled up cause i don't smoke on blunts with other people." I'm telling y'all this weed was so strong every person asked me where i got a blueberry blunt from even though i used a grape philly **** was amazing.

So he tells us some stories about meeting Jordan and what a scumbag he is and how he was shook as a rookie to keep smoking until Warren Sapp put him on game. Then he talked about how he hates florida and the crackers here and he wants to go back to Detroit haha.

He leaves (having never sat down) at like 4:30 and just says thanks for the convo and stay safe.

oh snap, thats cool as hell, dont know this guy, but glad to hear someone loves Detroit as much as i do (granted it will always be home, but im not living here my whole life)

 

[young thundercat]

Went out one night in AZ(Scottsdale) and Terrell Suggs let one of his homie wear his chain. Well dude ended up losing it somehow in the club, I thought Suggs was gonna murder his boy. He was screaming on dude in the parking lot, saying can you replace that 55k chain? Can you?

 

[imvictor]

KD story

 

[young thundercat]

You might've kicked it with my cousin then, he was drafted the same year as Leinart, but he never told me any stories of hanging with Leinart.

Who your folks?

 

[georgehimself]

So I'm interning at WPXI (local Pittsburgh Channel) in early 2011. I'm sitting at the computer uploading a story I had written for their website when I see/hear a little kid run by my cubicle. I stand up (its around 8PM and not too many people are in the office) to see what the hell is going on and I hear a soft voice say "Hey, get back over here buddy." The kid walks back in the other direction and I see Troy Polamalu jogging over.
I was completely caught off guard, then he turned to me and said "sorry about that, I hope we didn't interrupt your work." I was like "Uhh No, not at all. Wow, I'm a huge fan and a lifelong Steelers fan. It's an honor to meet you." He was extra humble and said Oh wow, Thank you and something like the Pittsburgh fans have always been so nice to me etc. etc. I dont remember exactly his words but he was very appreciative and shook my hand as Alby (local sportscaster) was walking over to see where he and his kids were.
Very cool experience and Troy was a really cool and humble dude. This was like two weeks before we went to the super bowl and lost....

Nice to hear a positive story. I like Troy, he talks like Michael Jackson but hits like Joe Jackson.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

One time I was working an elite camp at St. John's and I had to drop off some papers in the conference room and Jay Wright was sitting there talking to some high school kid about how they put mustard on pretzels in philadephia as he ate one of those utz types. also overheard two dudes talking about slicing calipari's tires since he was there.

I worked basketball camp one year when 50 Cent's son was a member. Dude was like 12 and would just body dudes on the court but he refused to play defense. Showed up everyday an hour late so he didn't have to do the bs warmups.

 

[thorrocksjs]

KD is becoming one of my favorite players he seems to be one of the nicest dudes ever in league history.I heard mike used to be nice before the fame went to his head and his gambling problems got too bad too.

 

[dens415]

I made Deron Derozan's and his girl's Platinum Debit Card. His girl sounded sexy as hell when I had to call them.

 

[C.Magneto]

Yo I aint even think of that I just read it as he aint want to party with a stranger that is probably a lame, especially if he showed him the pics of his girl and she aint look good.
But him coming off bi makes mad sense

Didn't even look at it like that. Like I said took mad L's that night. Def wasn't trying to boast or anything. You live and you learn.

 

[Nawzlew]

Met Jeremy Lin at the airport during the lockout. He was on my flight (Southwest to LAX from SJC) but couldn't grab a seat next to him cause someone else took it.

I was the only one who knew him.



Real cool dude, of course took a pic. Talked for a big at the gate.

 

[frshstunna]

Sophomore year of college I was at a party in my neighborhood (Donnybrook for anyone familiar with the Towson/Baltimore area) and in walks this giant black dude followed by a posse of like 6 dudes. I'm sitting there like, Hmmmmmmm I know I know this guy from somewhere. Finally hits me and my boy that it's Donte Greene from the Sacramento Kings. We dap him up and he's like, "Hey you guys mind if I play a game of Beer Pong?" We oblige and he and his boy, who actually plays for University of Montana right now beat me and my boy in like 4 OT's. He daps us up, thanks us for letting him play, takes some pictures with us and walks out. I followed him on Twitter the next morning and he had put up pictures of me and my boy talking about our Beer Pong game. Keep in mind he had been crushing a 4 Loko and when he leaves he hops in his truck still drinking it and just peels off.

Yo, i see Donte all the time in Baltimore. Seen him at Edens lounge on a Monday night rolling solo, wearing his Sacramento Kings gear ....My brother and a few of my mans like to joke that he hit one of my personals back in high school cuz they went to school together

 

[jonathan93til]

Noting too interesting...Growing up I played elementary basketball in Union City, Ca. This one team used to handle us everytime. I think it was St Josephs. Anyway turns out one of the players was Shawn Dunstons kid. He could ball no doubt, natural athlete im sure. Which was big cause it was around when they made the World Series.

A year back i think working at a hotel and Victor Cruz of the Rangers got a room for an afternoon game so his wife could rest. Apparently she had surgery while he was rehabing in the minors. I got a five from him just for opening the door. Dude was jacked. He wasn't their for more than 5 but after the game he picked up his wife and checked out. Five minutes later I see a reciept on the lobby floor that had to be his. A jeweler reciept for 5k, who else would that belong to?

 

[jonathan93til]

*Nelson* Cruz. my bad

 

[coldcity]

Went out one night in AZ(Scottsdale) and Terrell Suggs let one of his homie wear his chain. Well dude ended up losing it somehow in the club, I thought Suggs was gonna murder his boy. He was screaming on dude in the parking lot, saying can you replace that 55k chain? Can you?

how do you lose a chain.......HOW?

 

[destination kicks]

Yo, i see Donte all the time in Baltimore. Seen him at Edens lounge on a Monday night rolling solo, wearing his Sacramento Kings gear ....My brother and a few of my mans like to joke that he hit one of my personals back in high school cuz they went to school together

Come to think of it, Eden Lounge is where he said he was rolling to.

 

[tr1ll]

how do you lose a chain.......HOW?

Letting birds wear it...

 

[gustavo fring]

how do you lose a chain.......HOW?

Seriously. I'd be dumb paranoid about losing it if I had one on. Some people just can't respect other people's things enough to care I guess. 

 

[xxnamebrandxx]

- Micahel Jordan in Tahoe

- Charles Barkley, in Tahoe

- Penny Hardaway, in Tahoe

- Jeremy Roenick, in Tahoe

- Jeremy Lin, played against him in middle & high school

- Ryan Anderson, played against him in high school

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

Ok so a couple months ago I'm driving down Rosecrans coming up on Crenshaw going towards the South bay (for my LA heads) and I see this chick standing up at the bus stop with the fattest butt I had ever seen up to that point in life. she is wearing some black spandex pants and a sports bra type of thing with some workout gloves, smooth body with an enormous ***. I wasn't going to let that pass me by so I turn right on Crenshaw and park close to the Del Taco. I get out and walk over to this chick and I think the first thing I said was "how you doing are you single?" and she starts busting up laughing like it's the first time anyone said that to her. at that moment I could see that her grill was busted as hell which kinda had me turnt down but then I just remembered dat mass and a sense of joy came over me so I continued with my macking. we make some small talk and I tell her that later on that day me and her should "do something". she playfully tries to act like I was being sexual so I play the innocent role and flip it back on her which she seems to get a kick out of. anyway she (or maybe it was me?) somehow gets me to give her a ride to the 24 hr fitness down rosecrans. before she sat down I had all these books and other bull **** on the passenger side and she's like "you really didn't think I was going to say yes did you?" I had just picked up some tree beforehand so I ask her if she knows how to roll papers. she rolls one up and we blow in the parking lot of the 24. as she gets out I give her my cell # and tell her to hit me up when she get's done with her workout. I didn't really expect her to reach me but I wasn't tripping either way. oh yea I forgot to mention she was over 40 years old (with grandbabies ) and was rockin the purple braids ratchet as she wanted to be. also she kinda hesitated when she told me she was a comedian slash porn star and her stage name was Decollector. I didn't recognize her until she told me but of course I played like I never heard of her.

later on that night she hits me up and I had actually kinda forgot about her (remember I wasn't expecting anything) and asks me what I wanted to do. I suggest a movie at her place and she accepts I was kinda surprised she put up no resistance. when I get to her apartment building she was at the store so I waited out front for her to get back. she walks up wearing these itty bitty booty shorts and some type of garment I would describe as a robe? keep in mind it is night time and we are on crenshaw blvd and this is what she wears to walk to the corner store. she lives in the crappiest apartment ever my boy used to stay in the same building when he was going to El Camino. as we go up the stairs I walk behind her and I am looking up her robe at them cheeks the whole time like "mm mm mmm " I'm already knowing it's about to go down and I'm trying to remember every detail for when I tell this story to my homies. I'm thinking about how I'm going to parlay this situation into meeting all her porno homegirls and smashing Toni Sweets and like 10 other chicks and making all these industry connections, delusions of grandeur as it were. and we walk in she takes off the robe and her apartment is tiny just a bedroom and then a doorway but I can't imagine there was actually another room in there and I'm thinking to myself "wow I guess there is really no money in the porn biz".

on the wall there is a poster of a porn movie called "This Aint Good Times" and she starts telling me about how she wrote the script for it and how some guy had stolen one of her old scripts or some BS. as she is looking for a movie she bends over with her gigantic *** pointed directly at me, cheeks falling out the shorts and everything and again I'm like . I took a pic whille she was bent over which I will upload as soon as I can find it. we were watching X-men and she is like criticizing the technical aspects like she's really a producer or something . we had sparked another J so now that I'm nice and trippy I decide it would be a good time to make my move. I was sitting in this chair and she was on the bed. as I got up I kind of stumbled and fell against her as I sat on her pillow which I didn't notice was there. she starts flipping out over me sitting on her pillow and I'm trying to read her body language and energy and I see that she is genuinely pissed off because I sat on her damn pillow I try to reason with her but she's not trying to hear it eventually she calms down somewhat but she is still kind of trying to punk me over this incident . if I had more patience with women I could have probably resolved it and got the buns but instead I'm like if you really can't get over it I'll just get outta here and she's like yea so basically I kicked myself out because she was gonna let me stay until I said that. there you have it that's my story pic coming soon

 

[stillhungry]

Chilled with Spitta and Smoke Dza before a show they did at Columbia University.  Curren$y had the crazy bubble guts before the show.  One of the hostess came into he room we were all in asking if the food provided was sufficient and he simple responded "it's cool but I gotta handle sumtin sumtin real quick" and sprints to the bathroom.  Dude put on a solid show.  After the show, I linked up with smoke and hit his boys crib.  Smoked about 10 blunts and played 2k. 

My pops used to work in the music industry, ties to Puff (they grew up together).  I'm old enough now to really go out with my pops, he's not that old.  Hit some club downtown for his bday, and Puff is there along with a few others and some Saudi prince (idk who he was actually).  Dude had "No Regard for Human Life" word to Keven Harlan.  Pulling stacks out just making it rain and we weren't in any type of club where this seemed acceptable.  Some low key spot, bad chicks and infinite (literally) infinite tequila shots.  I carried my pops out the club.

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

here are the pics like I promised I know they're crappy but I didn't want her to know so I left the flash off. if you look close you can kinda make out the good times xxx poster. at one point that thang was pointed directly at me but I was so mesmerized I didn't think to get a flick

 

[coldcity]

why did this die

 

[T Lo Sweater]

My godmother used to smoke with biggie back in the day and my mom and aunt knew jay z back in the 90s

My dad wrote paper soldiers. The movie was about what he used to do. Kevin hart plays him and his girl and son are supposed to represent my moms and me

He also knows the roc a fella crew

 

[hometownhero]

When I was in 5th grade in like 96 or 97 I went to Minnesota with the SECME club. Me and some friends met K.G. in the Mall of America. He signed a hat for my boy. Later we saw him playing basketball in what I'm assuming was his store there. He was giving a bodyguard or somebody the business. We also met Bobby Jackson the same day. He was at Minnesota at the time. We had no idea who he was, just saw a long line at a table he was sitting at and hopped in line when it shortened up. 

Was at a Grizzlies game (earlier this year, last season's game) and it was some dude a couple seats in front me who kept getting up doing clapping and doing other random ish that was annoying me for some reason. I realized in the 3rd quarter it was Penny Hardaway. It didn't bother me after that. Was a huge fan as a kid. 

 

[cato312]

None of my stories are funny, but I've encountered:

*Stevie Wonder* Just walked into Little Temple Bar in Silverlake, L.A. and after chatting us up along with some other patrons, he proceeded to get on stage for 30 minutes and performed
-Kareem - Walking on my buddy's block in Playa Del Rey (nice guy, shook our hands)
-Reggie Miller in Malibu (nice guy, but looked nervous for some reason)
-Kobe, twice in OC (very cool dude)
-Jeff Green at LAX
-Scottie Pippen - CHI (dickhead)
-BJ Armstrong - CHI (nice guy)
-Joakim Noah - CHI (cool *** dude bought us beer at a streetfest. yes, he was blunted out of his mind)
- DRose - CHI (nice guy, kept calling me "Sir")