Official 2017 NBA Offseason Thread: Media Days begin

[P C H]

u still comin over tonight? Last time u had me cummin BACK2BACK. tell em what u told me....."*** taste like thanskgiving". Thats what u said right?

 

[miggyme1]

Now we know traces of blue grape soda have been linked to homosexuality

so its not just me? welcome aboard. i commend u for coming out on niketalk....thats the hard part.

 

[LebronHasMoreFinalsMVPs]

so its not just me? welcome aboard. i commend u for coming out on niketalk....thats the hard part.

 

[lovehateself]

TX>CA

aint nobody dreaming about Texas

 

[antidope]

I like the new Formerly Known As addition.

 

[noblekane]

I play with Mexicans For the most part so they aren't that big. There is only like 2 or 3 black dudes that will show up at the gym where I play at once in a great while. The bigger dudes are 6 2-6'5. No one really taller then that.

yo i swear we play against these 3 high school asian kids almost every week at the gym. short *** ****** im 6 foot 5 my boys are around 6 2 and 6 ft. these little asian dudes was hittin from everywhere on the court like over us and **** and it was going in. hella embarassing we had to atart bodying them and playing dirty now they dont make um as much. feel kinda bad their dad be siiting there looking at us like dude from big trouble in little china after lo pan died

 

[titang545]

yo i swear we play against these 3 high school asian kids almost every week at the gym. short *** *****s im 6 foot 5 my boys are around 6 2 and 6 ft. these little asian dudes was hittin from everywhere on the court like over us and **** and it was going in. hella embarassing we had to atart bodying them and playing dirty now they dont make um as much. feel kinda bad their dad be siiting there looking at us like dude from big trouble in little china after lo pan died

You you just getting them ready for next season, need to get physical with them.

 

[LebronHasMoreFinalsMVPs]

aint nobody dreaming about Texas

Bruh cali overrated.

 

[noblekane]

ok miggy went too far now thats just nasty

 

[Maximus Meridius]

This **** is too funny

 

[noblekane]

Is no one gonna comment on Lakersman not liking burgers or pizza? Who tf doesn't like burgers or pizza?

I'm convinced there's nothing this guy likes.

only person i can think that might not like either as well is antidope lol

 

[junglejim]

yo i swear we play against these 3 high school asian kids almost every week at the gym. short *** *****s im 6 foot 5 my boys are around 6 2 and 6 ft. these little asian dudes was hittin from everywhere on the court like over us and **** and it was going in. hella embarassing we had to atart bodying them and playing dirty now they dont make um as much. feel kinda bad their dad be siiting there looking at us like dude from big trouble in little china after lo pan died

I'm not going to act like I didn't just do the same thing at the Y last night. This kid kept pulling up from 30 feet out and draining them so I just started bodying the hell out of him because I was too lazy to play real d out there. It amazes me how scared people are to call fouls

 

[Based Jesus]

I gotta chill in this new NBA thread. I've gotten more warnings since the move than I ever did before

 

[noblekane]

I gotta chill in this new NBA thread. I've gotten more warnings since the move than I ever did before

just put trolls on ignore

its gonna look funny at first cuz it will seem like niketalkers are talking to themselves but it beats the triuble of getting warnings by going back amd fourth lol

 

[freddy fig]

so its not just me? welcome aboard. i commend u for coming out on niketalk....thats the hard part.

welcome aboard on deez nuts

 

[shotsrangout]

Man those pictures of NBA players with new age haircuts had a ***** in tears

Yao with the lamelo cut

 

[Based Jesus]

just put trolls on ignore

its gonna look funny at first cuz it will seem like niketalkers are talking to themselves but it beats the triuble of getting warnings by going back amd fourth lol

It's all stuff I used to say before tho with no problem
Used to wonder how cats got banned with the amount of leeway I had.
Now I'm being treated like the rest of you plebeians. It's unfair!

 

[freddy fig]

Welcome to new orleans charles cooke..salute

 

[Maximus Meridius]

Man those pictures of NBA players with new age haircuts had a ***** in tears

Yao with the lamelo cut :::

You know those ain't new age haircuts right?

 

[darthska]

Health permitting, Blake is putting up 25/9/6

So he's not putting that up, then.

 

[VARNELL HILL]

THis thread has been unbearable for the past few days. Probably worse I've seen it in a long time and I've been lurking for many many many years

The ignore feature cleans up the thread alot. All the goofy **** comes from the same people.

 

[antidope]

I'm not going to act like I didn't just do the same thing at the Y last night. This kid kept pulling up from 30 feet out and draining them so I just started bodying the hell out of him because I was too lazy to play real d out there. It amazes me how scared people are to call fouls

Calling fouls in pickup games is beyond annoying. People take too much liberty with it. Played Saturday and it was about six straight possessions of foul calls at one point.

Ironically the only foul I take the option of calling is nitpicky one but illegal screens bother me to no end and I'm calling them if they get egregious. Dudes legit wrap you up whilst screening. Ruining the game.

 

[AEA18]

 

[HOU$TON]

Calling fouls wack

 

[LebronHasMoreFinalsMVPs]

Setting screens in pick up games?