:::[Official] San Francisco 49ers 2024 Offseason Thread [NFC CHAMPIONS]:::

Should UnicornHunter’s faithful card be revoked for his blasphemous Patrick Willis comments?

  • Yes permanently

    Votes: 31 79.5%
  • Yes temporarily

    Votes: 5 12.8%
  • No

    Votes: 3 7.7%

  • Total voters
    39
  • Poll closed .
2 days until players report to camp, and Garnett still isn't signed. Got to get him signed before this weekend.
 
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It's been noted about Arian Foster went vegan and he was never the same after as he became just an injury-prone RB :nerd:

Not saying it's a 100% correlation but I do recall seeing some articles about Texans coaching blaming the switch to being vegan being a part of his downfall.

going vegan aint gonna grow kap a pair of balls, a brain, or heart so its a moot point
 
LMAO the homie @NobleKane  went in on kap

I've decided to lay off kap until he's actually on the field when it counts. I've beat that dead horse for many years now. I think we're all well aware of his shortcomings by now.

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Players report saturday and camp starts sunday.

first preseason game vs texans in 2 weeks 
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Up to the league to reinstate him. They could take their time. After being reinstated, the niners still have to open up a spot on 90-man roster for him.

Kap throwing 30+ TDs... lol you can rest assured that your steaks and chosen faiths are safe.
With Ramsey retired I'm pretty sure the 49ers actually have two open spots on their 90 man roster at the moment. I don't think it will take too long for the league to reinstate A.D considering he took a year off to heal his body and mind, he didn't have to apply for reinstatement for violation policies like Josh Gordon. 
 
 
With Ramsey retired I'm pretty sure the 49ers actually have two open spots on their 90 man roster at the moment. I don't think it will take too long for the league to reinstate A.D considering he took a year off to heal his body and mind, he didn't have to apply for reinstatement for violation policies like Josh Gordon. 
roster is at 89 after ramsey's retirement

http://www.49ers.com/team/roster.html
heads up LA fam, tickets on sale but think ill pass v the rams
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might have to make the trek to LA for some games. i'm liking the ram's LA relocation. 
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although he's 3 years from his breakout season, I wonder if Nick Foles could rekindle those 2013 days with Chip.

I think we can all expect the Oline to be a lot better this season. It was that ridiculous line of boone, staley, iupati, and davis in which Kap flourished. Some new names up front but I'm sure it'll be a helluva lot better than Devey and Jonathan Martin :smh: :smh: :x

I'm ready to see some ******* mauling going on
 
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w/ trent brown as swing tackle, rooks as tackle depth and brandon thomas/MM inside depth

already better tenfold than last season, but it's going to take some time, especially the right side, for them to gel. AD hasn't played in a pure zone scheme since his days at rutgers, and garnett only did it sparingly at stanford. i think staley, beadles and kilgore will be in sync from the jump. all three are tailored for zone runs.
 
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Nessa dripping that holy water. Kaep the type to let her convince him to eat doodoo cause she thinks its sexy.
It ain't nuttin' but a she-thang for ol' C-Kap considering he slept with the transexual porn star Mia Isabella... 

And I feel like Nessa dripping devil succubus water TBH not holy water look how the last guy who tasted her holy waters is doing... 
 
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Not sure if posted but Hayne said he quit cause he wasn't getting playing time

Also.... HYPED for the first preseason man. Can't wait!!!!
 
lol chris clemons from the seahawks just announced he's retiring. dude completely owned AD. his speed rush gave him all kinds of problems. i bet AD is glad to see him go.

guess he still has avril to deal with. both owned his *** in that '13 NFCC.
 
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saw Gabbert in person today, he's a big dude. Definitely has a lot more muscle on him than I thought he had...sunshine ready for the season :smokin
 
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