Oh I'm sorry, Did I Break Your Conversation........Well Allow Me A Movie Thread by S&T

[calibeebee]

Yooooo just saw an interview where Eddie Murphy was saying he would do another shrek movie in a heartbeat, no questions asked. And he was saying he didn’t understand why **** n’ boots got spin-offs when Donkey didn’t, even though donkey is way funnier.

It never even crossed my mind to look at it that way, but I gotta agree. It’s weird as hell to have one of the least funny characters get spin-off movies when you have one of the funniest comedians OF ALL TIME just chilling. Donkey movie would hit a few billy EASY.

 

[x Buddha Bless x]

Maybe they don’t want to pay Eddie his asking price.

 

[big j 33]

You also have to think too that it would make sense to spin it off with a lesser known character. And considering you just had three movies featuring donkey as a main character.. audiences might not be as interested. Plus Eddie Murphy would probably ask for 40 million

 

[lawdog1]

Personally, I’d like to see. Gingerbread Man movie. That baked good dude cracks me up.

 

[a-friend]

Plus Eddie is, Eddie.
That man is past the “normal” needs on set and is just a weird guy.
Type to need 6 trailers for each day of the week and a Small Guest house to rest in on the 7th.
Only potato chips that are whole none broken, all the chicken wings have to be drum sticks and none of the water bottles can have Labels. Men who rub his feet while women rub theirs. Then a lot of money. **** that, we doing **** and Boots

 

[Bronson]

Yooooo just saw an interview where Eddie Murphy was saying he would do another shrek movie in a heartbeat, no questions asked. And he was saying he didn’t understand why **** n’ boots got spin-offs when Donkey didn’t, even though donkey is way funnier.

It never even crossed my mind to look at it that way, but I gotta agree. It’s weird as hell to have one of the least funny characters get spin-off movies when you have one of the funniest comedians OF ALL TIME just chilling. Donkey movie would hit a few billy EASY.

A few billy, you say?

 

[p0tat0 5alad]

Donkey is annoying. But more importantly he works as a sidekick. Donkey works cause he’s opposite someone that is the straight man and sets up the jokes. The Dragon doesn’t talk

 

[sneeker]

I think it's a guilty pleasure. It's also one of those movies where pretty much every character is unlikable.

I like this girl though. she's almost a doppelganger of my pocahontas co-worker.

 

[sneeker]

Seriously. Like, are we forgetting that she was the hottest thing in the Star Wars Universe from ‘02 - ‘05?

maybe the only thing in the Star Wars universe, unless there someone else or you find Jar Jar Binks to be hot?

 

[MajinZuub]

Has anyone seen the second Trainspotting? I always forget it exists but am thinking about finally watching it this week

 

[sneeker]

Yeah terrible comparison Salma Hayek, a bombshell for the past THIRTY years is not the one to be the standard bearer

what's terrible comparison? as far as the discussion goes, we were talking about smokes? and Salma should be a standard for it.

ok, just to be fair, cut out Nat's face and look at her body. it's not even close to something good but rather sad.

 

[sneeker]

Elbows to pointy.

Always thought Natalie was hot. Same reason I want to bang Keira.

I was about the mention that doppelganger. both of them have the same sad physique.

 

[sneeker]

I'm not saying that Nat isn't beautiful or anything, I'm just not classifying her as a "Smokeshow".

Salma, smokeshow, right? We'd all agree there I think.

That does not mean that Natalie Portman isn't beautiful. She 100% is.

maybe because she's tiny. on the otherhand, there's Shakira.

 

[CP1708]

Shakira. She definitely bad, I don't know if smokeshow goes with her tho.

These were the best examples of what I'm seeing.

I mean.....

This is just absurd

And then somehow this????

She comes back to life when it starts to grow out again.

I dunno, just caught me way off guard. I'd gone like 7-8 seasons and all of a sudden she was just completely different even tho it's still the same woman. Messed me up. There has to be other examples like this, I just struggled to come up with them.

 

[kdawg]

Has anyone seen the second Trainspotting? I always forget it exists but am thinking about finally watching it this week

It's not a classic like the first but it's interesting. Couple of really good parts in it.

 

[had pants]

 

[sneeker]

Shakira. She definitely bad, I don't know if smokeshow goes with her tho.

These were the best examples of what I'm seeing.

I mean.....

This is just absurd

And then somehow this????

She comes back to life when it starts to grow out again.

I dunno, just caught me way off guard. I'd gone like 7-8 seasons and all of a sudden she was just completely different even tho it's still the same woman. Messed me up. There has to be other examples like this, I just struggled to come up with them.

For me, they remind me of those pretty girls back in highschool. Beautiful girls with an underdeveloped bodies. They are like the butterface of bodies. Probably one of the reasons why I couldn't like Gal Gadot as wonder woman aside from her accent. Just looked skinny from my perspective. Love their faces, but the rest is meh.

 

[pmatic]

 

[lawdog1]

^^^ Guess an IRL Juwanna Mann situation is up next.

 

[el presidente]

Classic scene.

I’ll disregard the rest of the tweet and the source though

 

[big j 33]

Ghosted was ok

Paint by numbers rom com even with the spy twist. I didn't love the chemistry between Evans and her and the action was good. There was decent comedy in there though and I didn't want to turn it off. I didn't expect much being a streaming movie but still.

 

[had pants]

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Cameron Diaz was just getting groupie love in here but Natalie Portman is ehhh? Word!?

 

[danger style]

These dudes must be stopped

 

[CP1708]

Cameron Diaz was just getting groupie love in here but Natalie Portman is ehhh? Word!?

Who said Nat was ehhh?