Review: Side Effects - Steven Soderbergh's new film starring Rooney Mara, Channing Tatum, Jude Law and Catherine Zeta-Jones should come with a massive warning label telling it's audience to stay away -
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Review: Side Effects
Warning: Side Effects may include drowsiness, cottonmouth, lack of motivation and cloudy vision.
In what was once dubbed Steven Soderbergh’s final film behind the camera; he picks up in similar territory where he left off with Contagion in the realm of drugs, pharmaceuticals and death.
We live in a world where just about everyone has been or is depressed, everyone is taking a pill for something be it mental issue, physical, medical or even vitamins. Every other commercial is pitching a new life saving drug that will end your sad thoughts, fix your love life or make you a healthier person. The funny thing is six months after said commercials are aired, we get the “do you know someone who has take *insert drug name here* and has been ill or died, if so please call *insert law firm here* and we’ll get you the compensation you deserve” commercial.
Drugs are everywhere and while many are beneficial, when things don’t go right, they go very, very wrong.
The film is centered on a young woman named Emily Taylor (Rooney Mara) who was having a hard time adjusting to her husband Martin going to jail for insider trading. As her mental stability beings to deteriorate she drives her car into a wall on purpose, proving just how off she is. When a psychiatrist (Jude Law) begins to prescribe Emily with drugs to help, her world is turned upside down by unexpected side effects of all these new drugs.
In what could have easily been a sloppy idea taken from a television show like Law and Order, we see Soderbergh try and twist his way through a convoluted story involving lesbian and lying shrinks, pills, murder and full on medical abuse.
Top billed stars Mara, Tatum, Law and Catherine Zeta-Jones seemingly went out of their way to bore me to tears. Mara who is a fantastic young actress and was an Oscar nominee in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is a far cry from Lisbeth Salander.
As new medication is prescribed to treat Emily’s on going depression she begins to suffer from sleep walking, becoming dazed and continuation of suicidal thoughts. The plot progresses from shrink visit to new pill test each time proving to be worse and worse. When Dr. Jonathan Banks prescribes a drug called Ablixa at the recommendation of Emily’s former psychiatrist Dr. Victoria Siebert (Zeta-Jones), all seems to be getting better for Emily and Martin. Of course things go wrong, side effects of the drug kick in and along with Emily feeling the ramifications, so to does Jonathan’s life get turned upside down for giving her the drug in the first place. Unfortunately it isn’t as interesting as it seems or could have been, a few twists here and there and an abrupt, laughable ending and you’re left confused and disappointed more then anything.
It’s odd seeing some people claim with his Rooney or Law’s greatest triumph, I simply ask, were we watching the same film? Scott Z. Burns wrote the film in such a manner that it didn’t allow the actors to embody their characters. Instead we’re forced to try and figure out these odd psychiatrist/law enforcement puzzles that intertwine with an awful Zeta-Jones and a mentally unfit Mara.
Then we get to Tatum who while being top billed doesn’t have much screen time, that being said must have had a whale of a good time being a rich stock broker because he was hamming it up from the word go.
“…That was the most lackluster performance from Channing Tatum I have ever seen”
Said Jaclyn Dagnall, who also cited Law’s Dr. Jonathan Banks as getting annoying quickly. With a run time of just under two hours and performances that don’t amplify a boring script in the slightest, the film feels like it’s a slug in quicksand, dragging its feet to a comatose conclusion.
Side Effects is labeled as a dramatic thriller but aside from an early “crowd-gasping” moment, I sat in my chair waiting to be impressed, waiting for the tide to turn and it never did. Frankly I was never entertained and that’s simply unacceptable.
Soderbergh who has knocked it out the park with his Ocean’s trilogy, Traffic, Contagion has missed badly with his last three films Haywire, Magic Mike and now Side Effects. With HBO’s T.V. drama Behind the Candelabra based on the relationship between Liberace and his much younger lover, Scott Thorson starring Matt Damon and Michael Douglas, fans, especially me, are hoping he can get back to his old ways and go out with a hit. He’s been talking about retirement for a long time now but he keeps putting films out, maybe he has lost his fire and desire because his latest output haven’t been of the quality we know he can deliver.
With such a strong cast and such a big name director it’s a shame how poorly Side Effects turned out. This made-for-T.V. story had no business being stretched into a feature film, as I literally couldn’t wait for it to be over.
The tagline on the poster reads “one pill can change your life,” unfortunately for me this film was akin to a melatonin bottle as the side effects led to head bashing levels of boredom.
Rating: D