One night, my two friends and I went to the strip club, sat down, had drinks and was chilling.
We got pretty drunk and decided to each get a private dance.
One of my friends says "I got this" and goes to the stripper, says something to her and points to my direction.
She came over, grab my hand and took me to the backroom.
She, then says "get comfortable and I will be right back".
At this point, I am drunk as humanly possible, and waiting for her return.
She comes back and starts feeling on me, dancing/grinding.
She then says, "why dont you go lay over there babydoll".
As I lay down on the bench, she comes over and dry humps me (It is not uncommon to have sex with strippers at this place)
After about 5 minutes, she stands up, walks behind me, stands over me from behind, and grabs my arms and hands.
She then says, "I am going to tie you up", I went along with it expecting something kinky.
She ties both my arms, then both my feet.
By this point I cannot move anything (arms/feet).
I make a little small talk, "I am so horny, are all girls here as kinky as you?"
I look at her face, as she is standing over me, and her face suddenly becomes angry/insulted.
She then says, Shut up you little *****.
I thought it was protocol, or standard talk so I went along with him.
She climbs on top of me and sits on my chest.
Then she says, "are you ready for my big ****"?
I again thought it was normal, so I said give it your best shot, in a joking manner.
She gets off of me, goes to the corner of the room and opens a table, and pulls out a strap on.
I see her putting it on, and now I am thinking, "what the hell".
I shouted to her, "what are you doing with that".
She shouted back, "shut your little mouth, you *****".
Then, she walks over, pulls down my jeans and boxers, and says, "are you ready for this", while lubing.
I tell her, "No, what is going on? I am not into this type of stuff, untie me now".
She laughs, and says "you are going to love it big boy" and comes closer.
I shout, "STOP, untie me now, STOP, STOP, STOP, sssttooopppp".
She says, "well then say the safe word".
I say, "WTF, what safe word"?
She says, "say the safe word and i'll stop".
We go back and forth for about a minute, repeating the same stuff.
I say, "I do not know the safe word, stop I do not want to play anymore".
She says, "your friend assured me you have a safe word" and then laughs.
At this point, I am heated, trying to rip out the rope that is tieing me down
Then, she puts the strap-on on my *** (doesnt enter, just touches, just touch alittle).
By this point, I am screaming and crying for her to untie me.
Eventually, she says "ok, you are scaring me".
She unties my feet and hands, and I stand up to pull up my boxers and jeans.
Then, I punched her, and call her all type of bad names, as she falls to the floor crying for the bouncers.
Bouncers come in, pulls me off her, and pushes me to the floor and proceeds to call the cops
Police arrive, and favors the bouncers and stripper.
Puts me in handcuffs, and drives me to the station, and puts me in a cell.
I get out about 5 hours later, and my friend thinks it was funny.
Now she is trying to press charges.
This was my worst birthday ever.