Post your most embarrassing sexual encounters Vol. 2012

[grizzly hebert]

Originally Posted by RavageBX

Damn Grizz where u been at!? Aint seen you post in a minute.

Yeah.. I looked at my last post on this name and it was in October of 2010.

I temporarily took over as acting CFO of my father-inlaw's architectural firm. So I was constantly back and forth between ATL, Sao Paulo, and Louisiana.

Not to mention my daughter is a toddler now and randomly acts like a ******. So that keeps me pretty busy.

Still lurk General on the reg though.

 

[Sam Darnold Heisman #8]

Originally Posted by manny1

third.
me and two of my boys are leaving the club and we meet these 3 chicks in the parking lot of the club. so i ended up in the car with one these chicks and im straight messing around with her. all of the sudden she starts to give me head and im feeling like a boss. at the same time the cops are walking around the parking lot trying to get people to leave. we are like the last cars in the parking lot so the cops start talking to my boys and the other 2 chicks outside the car. next thing you know i hear a knock on the window and one of the cop is looking at me with a big smile. tells us to take it to the house. the other two chicks didnt know what was going on with me and there friend and all i hear from one of the chicks standing outside is " mom what are you doing" this chick was 35 years old but looked like she was in her mid 20's. she looks at her daughter and said " you act like you never gave head before" i couldn’t stop laughing on the way home.

forth.
I was at his chicks house that I have been talking to for a minute. she would tell me that her mom was really cool and didn’t care what she did and who she talked to. so im there chillen and were watching a movie in the living room and her mom walks in. her mom starts to talk to me and a hour passes by. Her mom tells her

 

[airforce1king]

Originally Posted by Matt Barkley Heisman Number 8

Originally Posted by manny1

third.
me and two of my boys are leaving the club and we meet these 3 chicks in the parking lot of the club. so i ended up in the car with one these chicks and im straight messing around with her. all of the sudden she starts to give me head and im feeling like a boss. at the same time the cops are walking around the parking lot trying to get people to leave. we are like the last cars in the parking lot so the cops start talking to my boys and the other 2 chicks outside the car. next thing you know i hear a knock on the window and one of the cop is looking at me with a big smile. tells us to take it to the house. the other two chicks didnt know what was going on with me and there friend and all i hear from one of the chicks standing outside is " mom what are you doing" this chick was 35 years old but looked like she was in her mid 20's. she looks at her daughter and said " you act like you never gave head before" i couldn’t stop laughing on the way home.

forth.
I was at his chicks house that I have been talking to for a minute. she would tell me that her mom was really cool and didn’t care what she did and who she talked to. so im there chillen and were watching a movie in the living room and her mom walks in. her mom starts to talk to me and a hour passes by. Her mom tells her

 

[me no pass]

Originally Posted by Antidope

Originally Posted by Rolaholic

Originally Posted by Dagrandesoda

ME and a old friend was chillin and she brought her frien with her. Anyways fast forward, me and the friend exchange numberss and talk. A week later she comes over. We chill on the couch watch some MTV jams, then she talks talkin bout how good I look and of course i compliment her the same way. She then leans closer to me and we kiss. I'm touching her down there and things getting hot. So she takes her pants off and I lye down on my back and she sits on my face and begins to somther my face and i'm loving it. Hopping she would let one rip, she did just that(kinda like soraya carioca movies) and I was in heaven. She was so embrassed though and she got off my face. I' was super pissed and was trying to hold back that I was mad that she got off my face after she farted which I enjoyed. She sensed I enjoyed it and she was creeped out. She said sorry for farting and I was like its ok, then she was like did you actually enjoy that? I was like yeah, she was like What the hell is wrong with you. Called me a perv and she bounced.


I could have told me friend the story, but it would have mad both of us look weird....

Seriously.

son this gif has me crying

 

[livi]

after 5 good pumps and a pause I blurted out " Is that it?"

 

[ravagebx]

Originally Posted by Grizzly Hebert

Originally Posted by RavageBX

Damn Grizz where u been at!? Aint seen you post in a minute.

Yeah.. I looked at my last post on this name and it was in October of 2010.

I temporarily took over as acting CFO of my father-inlaw's architectural firm. So I was constantly back and forth between ATL, Sao Paulo, and Louisiana.

Not to mention my daughter is a toddler now and randomly acts like a ******. So that keeps me pretty busy.

Still lurk General on the reg though.

I hear that. Family before business before pleasure. Drop in every now and then though kid, only so many chill nters left lol.

 

[Gill Baka Esq. LLC.]

Oh my damb...my lil bro told me to peep this thread and i've only read this page....I need go brew some coffee and grab my spectacles.

 

[chosen one]

Last story from manny1 seems quite fugazi.

 

[Pathos]

Originally Posted by throwedyonasb

Originally Posted by manny1

you got to be trollin with them last 2 stories lol 

has to be 

 

[antidope]

I havent contributed cause I dont have truly embarrassing stories but one time I was messing around with this chick and I decided to let her sit on my face. She starts to get into it and shes just going too hard, bouncing, grinding, what have you, and for some reason I guess my natural instincts took over and I bit her on the inside of her box. Needless to say she screamed out "OW YOU BIT ME" and promptly got off. I tried to get her back in the mood but she wasnt having it.

 

[coolgraymemo]

Originally Posted by manny1

third.
me and two of my boys are leaving the club and we meet these 3 chicks in the parking lot of the club. so i ended up in the car with one these chicks and im straight messing around with her. all of the sudden she starts to give me head and im feeling like a boss. at the same time the cops are walking around the parking lot trying to get people to leave. we are like the last cars in the parking lot so the cops start talking to my boys and the other 2 chicks outside the car. next thing you know i hear a knock on the window and one of the cop is looking at me with a big smile. tells us to take it to the house. the other two chicks didnt know what was going on with me and there friend and all i hear from one of the chicks standing outside is " mom what are you doing" this chick was 35 years old but looked like she was in her mid 20's. she looks at her daughter and said " you act like you never gave head before" i couldn’t stop laughing on the way home.

forth.
I was at his chicks house that I have been talking to for a minute. she would tell me that her mom was really cool and didn’t care what she did and who she talked to. so im there chillen and were watching a movie in the living room and her mom walks in. her mom starts to talk to me and a hour passes by. Her mom tells her

 

[CJMcfly26]

i wasn't going to post, but now after reading some of these post i will.
Well long story short, Me and Shorty was drinking

started kissing and the proceed to smash

passed out drunk while smashing shorty

woke up in a bed full of urine, cigarette butts and throw up

asked shorty what happened

she said i smashed for 10 mins, then i started yelling at her and pee'd on her, then passed out while trying to take the condom off

never again will i get that drunk.

 

[manny1]

Originally Posted by RetroSan

Originally Posted by throwedyonasb

Originally Posted by manny1

you got to be trollin with them last 2 stories lol 

has to be 

wish i was but no there all true.

 

[highrep87]

Originally Posted by Cfranchise26

i wasn't going to post, but now after reading some of these post i will.
Well long story short, Me and Shorty was drinking

started kissing and the proceed to smash

passed out drunk while smashing shorty

woke up in a bed full of urine, cigarette butts and throw up

asked shorty what happened

she said i smashed for 10 mins, then i started yelling at her and pee'd on her, then passed out while trying to take the condom off

never again will i get that drunk.

you a mess bro

 

[eugenile gts]

Originally Posted by HighRep87

I was hitting my ex missionary position and we were really into it, shorty says harder and faster!?!?! while biting my earlobes.. got ya boy feeling like he on a 3 on 1 fast break, gotta finish strong with a tomahawk slam. I lean out winding my back out and Im going in with the finishing thrust... i miss and goes into the wrong hole.. shorty legs immediately straighten out and thighs shaking, with a huge scream.. her eyes roll upwards ..she looked like she got electrocuted. all i could do was *kanye shrug*

LOL!!!!!!! electrocuted! 

this is the best thread i lurked into..

 

[tr1ll]

Eff it, I'll play.

About 4 or 5 years ago, I was a pill popping animal. Every weekend 2 or 3 a day, only reason why I didn't bite down during the week was because I worked and I was scared I'd walk out, just not wanting to be there.

Anyway, I pulled this one chick, we met up for lunch once, chick was literally built like this ( ). I was like whatever, she was a D cup, and was obviously feeling me, so that was good enough. I wanna say, the next week I call her after the club trying to giver her some of this dope D. She says shes spending the night over her friends and I was welcome to come spend the night with her. Hell yea. Its already 3 in the morning when I got over so I know for sure its going down. She lets me in, and her home girl comes out the back, greeted me with smiles, tells the chick I'm cute and asks me to "take care of her girl, now..", goes in the room and closes the door. Even more reason for me to believe its about to go down.

She has a make shift cot made out on the living room floor. We lay down and she turns to me and says she doesn't wanna do anything just yet she just was to sleep next to me tonight. Now, I am rolling like an 18 wheeler, I'm not hearing none of that. I yes her up and proceed to bust down to the balling shorts and tank top. We laying there, we start making out and then we start drying humping. We dry humping HARD, like changing positions and stuff. My green !$# is thinking, if I keep this up, shes gonna get too hot and come on off it. So we going at, shes even talking post dated dirty talk("ooh, you gonna *+%% me like this baby?").

Now we're on our sides and I'm grinding. I got one hand on a boob and I'm constantly trying to work my other hand in her panties. She kept moving my hand, but steady grinding with me. Then out of nowhere, BANG! I totally bust one all over myself. Usually you get a little tingle that lets you know you need to slow down. None of that. That junk just came(no pun intended). I could tell she knew what happen because I went from a steel rod to a melted candy bar. I got the total %@% face and she got the "I know he didn't" face. I hunched her for about 3 more minutes and just rolled over. She didn't say anything, she just put her arm around me and went to sleep. All the time, I'm still rolling. I just starred at the window waiting for the sun to come up. As soon as the sun got high enough, I bolted. Needless to say, I never called her again. I just knew she told her friends I jizzed on myself hunching on her,

Funny thing about it, chick called me back a couple weeks later, cussing me out for not calling her back.

 

[put em up]

Originally Posted by Tr1ll

Then out of nowhere, BANG! I totally bust one all over myself. Usually you get a little tingle that lets you know you need to slow down. None of that. That junk just came(no pun intended). I could tell she knew what happen because I went from a steel rod to a melted candy bar. I got the total %@% face and she got the "I know he didn't" face. I hunched her for about 3 more minutes and just rolled over. She didn't say anything, she just put her arm around me and went to sleep. All the time, I'm still rolling. I just starred at the window waiting for the sun to come up. As soon as the sun got high enough, I bolted. Needless to say, I never called her again. I just knew she told her friends I jizzed on myself hunching on her,

Funny thing about it, chick called me back a couple weeks later, cussing me out for not calling her back.

homie you laid there with your underwear wet with nut, come all over your legs and belly and you didnt wipe it bc you didnt want her to know...

pipe stuck to the leg and everything.

im seriously in tears dog.

  

 

[santi19]

Originally Posted by Put em up

Originally Posted by Tr1ll

Then out of nowhere, BANG! I totally bust one all over myself. Usually you get a little tingle that lets you know you need to slow down. None of that. That junk just came(no pun intended). I could tell she knew what happen because I went from a steel rod to a melted candy bar. I got the total %@% face and she got the "I know he didn't" face. I hunched her for about 3 more minutes and just rolled over. She didn't say anything, she just put her arm around me and went to sleep. All the time, I'm still rolling. I just starred at the window waiting for the sun to come up. As soon as the sun got high enough, I bolted. Needless to say, I never called her again. I just knew she told her friends I jizzed on myself hunching on her,

Funny thing about it, chick called me back a couple weeks later, cussing me out for not calling her back.

homie you laid there with your underwear wet with nut, come all over your legs and belly and you didnt wipe it bc you didnt want her to know...

pipe stuck to the leg and everything.

im seriously in tears dog.

  

 

[dagrandesoda]

Aye man. Thats a good chick. Means she wanted you for more than just sex. Why yall acting like yah aint never bust on yourself before?

 

[antbanks81]

Originally Posted by Put em up

Originally Posted by Tr1ll

Then out of nowhere, BANG! I totally bust one all over myself. Usually you get a little tingle that lets you know you need to slow down. None of that. That junk just came(no pun intended). I could tell she knew what happen because I went from a steel rod to a melted candy bar. I got the total %@% face and she got the "I know he didn't" face. I hunched her for about 3 more minutes and just rolled over. She didn't say anything, she just put her arm around me and went to sleep. All the time, I'm still rolling. I just starred at the window waiting for the sun to come up. As soon as the sun got high enough, I bolted. Needless to say, I never called her again. I just knew she told her friends I jizzed on myself hunching on her,

Funny thing about it, chick called me back a couple weeks later, cussing me out for not calling her back.

homie you laid there with your underwear wet with nut, come all over your legs and belly and you didnt wipe it bc you didnt want her to know...

pipe stuck to the leg and everything.

im seriously in tears dog.

  

 Great story

  

 

[mplsdunk]

Originally Posted by Grizzly Hebert

Originally Posted by RavageBX

Damn Grizz where u been at!? Aint seen you post in a minute.

Yeah.. I looked at my last post on this name and it was in October of 2010.

I temporarily took over as acting CFO of my father-inlaw's architectural firm. So I was constantly back and forth between ATL, Sao Paulo, and Louisiana.

Not to mention my daughter is a toddler now and randomly acts like a ******. So that keeps me pretty busy.

Still lurk General on the reg though.

what's up bro, haven't seen you in forever.  i remember last time i talked to you was like 2 years ago about jobs or something.

 

[polorico]

this thread is bringing the comedy.


I got bunz one time from a wavy mexican chick here in Texas , the more she got exited the more she would smell.

I couldnt even take it no more .

I asked her "what is that smell that erupted from your panties ?

I deaded it a week later.

 

[Humbled]

Originally Posted by Put em up

Originally Posted by Tr1ll

Then out of nowhere, BANG! I totally bust one all over myself. Usually you get a little tingle that lets you know you need to slow down. None of that. That junk just came(no pun intended). I could tell she knew what happen because I went from a steel rod to a melted candy bar. I got the total %@% face and she got the "I know he didn't" face. I hunched her for about 3 more minutes and just rolled over. She didn't say anything, she just put her arm around me and went to sleep. All the time, I'm still rolling. I just starred at the window waiting for the sun to come up. As soon as the sun got high enough, I bolted. Needless to say, I never called her again. I just knew she told her friends I jizzed on myself hunching on her,

Funny thing about it, chick called me back a couple weeks later, cussing me out for not calling her back.

homie you laid there with your underwear wet with nut, come all over your legs and belly and you didnt wipe it bc you didnt want her to know...

pipe stuck to the leg and everything.

im seriously in tears dog.

  

 

[dosky323]

Lmmao

 

[bossdonvah]

Thread is comedy