PYJ (Post Your Jokes)

[cwk]

Patient:  "Thanks for seeing me doctor - what do you think?"

Doctor:  "Well, first of all, you're going to have to stop masturbating."

Patient:  "Why?"

Doctor:  "Because I'm trying to examine you."

 

[im a helion]

Originally Posted by Orangatrang

Originally Posted by IM A HELION

Originally Posted by Orangatrang

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

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- Denim, denim, denim. [color= rgb(153, 153, 255)](Say it out loud) [/color]

You corny.  If you gotta give instructions in a joke, then it's not funny.  Go home, Roger.

Why are you so mean to me, Linceypoo??

Because you disgust me.  And don't call me Linceypoo.

 

[orangatrang]

Originally Posted by IM A HELION

Originally Posted by Orangatrang

Originally Posted by IM A HELION

Originally Posted by Orangatrang

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

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- Denim, denim, denim. [color= rgb(153, 153, 255)](Say it out loud) [/color]

You corny.  If you gotta give instructions in a joke, then it's not funny.  Go home, Roger.

Why are you so mean to me, Linceypoo??

Because you disgust me.  And don't call me Linceypoo.

But you let me call you that when we cuddle.

 

[im a helion]

 

[airforce1s]

this one took me a while, but its funny

why was the kid embarassed when he opened the fridge?



cause he saw salad dressing

 

[lawinnn]

Originally Posted by Orangatrang

Originally Posted by IM A HELION

Originally Posted by Orangatrang

Originally Posted by IM A HELION

Originally Posted by Orangatrang

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

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- Denim, denim, denim. [color= rgb(153, 153, 255)](Say it out loud) [/color]

You corny.  If you gotta give instructions in a joke, then it's not funny.  Go home, Roger.

Why are you so mean to me, Linceypoo??

Because you disgust me.  And don't call me Linceypoo.

But you let me call you that when we cuddle.

Oh Jebus. 

 

[shoeking2101]

Somebody please explain the spolier stuff to me please?

 

[watchmen]

Originally Posted by Jerome in the House

How many jews can you fit in a car?

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2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ashtray

Some good jokes in here but the baby jokes suck

 

[juicy j 32]

Originally Posted by GuttaGetsBusy

What do you call a mentally handicapped Asian?

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Som Ting Wong

Got damn. This joke has got me dying over here.

These kitchen jokes are hilarious too.

 

[club29]

Originally Posted by CWK


Patient:  "Thanks for seeing me doctor - what do you think?"

Doctor:  "Well, first of all, you're going to have to stop masturbating."

Patient:  "Why?"

Doctor:  "Because I'm trying to examine you."

STOLEN

 

[derek916]

In my spoiler there are....

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[jpioneer]

Originally Posted by Watchmen

Originally Posted by Jerome in the House

How many jews can you fit in a car?

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2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ashtray

That is so wrong

 

[bkdan1]

Originally Posted by Derek916

In my spoiler there are....

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[majik214]

THE JEW JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :ROLLIN :ROLLIN :ROLLIN

 

[green rhino123]

do the Jewish jokes give me license to start posting black jokes?

 

[2o6]

Originally Posted by Club29

Originally Posted by CWK


Patient:  "Thanks for seeing me doctor - what do you think?"

Doctor:  "Well, first of all, you're going to have to stop masturbating."

Patient:  "Why?"

Doctor:  "Because I'm trying to examine you."

STOLEN

 

[dr813]

Originally Posted by bkdan1

Originally Posted by Derek916

In my spoiler there are....

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[razzle dazzle]

Originally Posted by green rhino123

do the Jewish jokes give me license to start posting black jokes?

Word... Keep the racist jokes out of this thread please....

 

[isitsafe]

How do you have a party in space???



You PLAN IT!!!!!!

 

[king0fthis23]

why did tigger look down the toilet?

To see Pooh.

 

[sputnik]

since there are jew jokes, this isnt too outrageous. dont take it personally


How do you starve a black person?





-you hide his food stamps under his work boots

 

[dr813]

"What do call a taco shell with a food stamp in it?"

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A Mexican fortune cookie

"Did you hear about the black kid who had Diharrea?"

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He thought he was melting

"What do you do if you see an epiletic in your bathtub?"

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Enjoy your new Jacuzzi

 

 

[king0fthis23]

Why do immigrants love playing uno?

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So they can get that green card.

 

[ayejreeun]

Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeve?



Christopher Walken!

 

[iblink]

Originally Posted by Mr718

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knock knock

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you butt

wow I already fell for it like 4 times. Random but I think it's funny.

The most interesting man in the world

"In museums, he's aloud to touch the art"

"His mom has a tattoo that says "Son" "

The best one,

He once had an awkward moment, just to know how it felt...

"Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact"

"Find the one thing in life you don't do that well, and then don't do that thing"

"He lives vicariously... through himself"
"He's a lover, not a fighter...but he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas"