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PYJ (Post Your Jokes)
- Thread in 'General' Thread starter Started by wearinthefourfive,
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So I'm nailing this chick right. She screams "I'm in excruciating pain". I go. "Excruciating? That's a pretty big word for an eight year old"
guaranteed to make a
moment to the person you're telling the joke to.
guaranteed to make a
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Originally Posted by Brandon3000
So there's a husband and wife who are waiting at a nearby busstop with their nine children.
Shortly afterwards, a blind man joins them and decides to wait for the bus as well. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded with passengers and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk to their intended destination. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick ? That ticking sound is really driving me crazy.
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Jordan Brand.
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Why do immigrants buy cabbage patch dolls?
They come with an I.D. and a birth certificate
Why do mexicans eat tamales on Christmas?
So they have something to unwrap
They come with an I.D. and a birth certificate
Why do mexicans eat tamales on Christmas?
So they have something to unwrap
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A magician has a permanent gig on a cruise. His assistant in a parrot, but the parrot knows all the magicians magic tricks. So every time the magician does a magic trick the parrot
gives away the trick by saying something like "BRAK its in his sleeve. Or BRAK its in his pockets". One night, the man got so upset he decided to kill the parrot. So when they got back
to their room, the magician pulls out a gun and shoots the parrot. The parrot dodged the bullet. The bullet ricochet of a pipe and into a propane gas tank and the ship blows up into a
billion pieces. The only 2 survivors are the parrot and the magician. After a while of silence the parrot says
OK I GIVE UP, WHERE
gives away the trick by saying something like "BRAK its in his sleeve. Or BRAK its in his pockets". One night, the man got so upset he decided to kill the parrot. So when they got back
to their room, the magician pulls out a gun and shoots the parrot. The parrot dodged the bullet. The bullet ricochet of a pipe and into a propane gas tank and the ship blows up into a
billion pieces. The only 2 survivors are the parrot and the magician. After a while of silence the parrot says
OK I GIVE UP, WHERE
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Why were so many black soldiers killed in Vietnam?
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Whenever someone yelled "GET DOWN" they all started dancing
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my FB status hahaOriginally Posted by needsomejays
i lol'ed hard at this one
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What happens when a Jew with a full erection walks into a wall?
Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff? When the police officer asked him why he’d done it he said,
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He breaks his nose.
Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff? When the police officer asked him why he’d done it he said,
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“Tequila! Tequila!
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Why did the mammoth cross the road?
cause there were no chickens that time.
cause there were no chickens that time.
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some of htese are MAD RACIST....YEAH IM BLACK....& so was the pizza & jew one too along with the 6 million in the ashtray one ....but its a joke thread so i guess its whatever....ANYTHING GOES..... watch I come n here & cut ppl for quoting,replying to the post,saying pm,being on a message board...etc
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BUT THIS RIGHT HERE.......THIS WAS THE BEST SO FAR
So there's a husband and wife who are waiting at a nearby busstop with their nine children.
Shortly afterwards, a blind man joins them and decides to wait for the bus as well. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded with passengers and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk to their intended destination. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick ? That ticking sound is really driving me crazy.
So there's a husband and wife who are waiting at a nearby busstop with their nine children.
Shortly afterwards, a blind man joins them and decides to wait for the bus as well. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded with passengers and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk to their intended destination. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick ? That ticking sound is really driving me crazy.
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BUT THIS RIGHT HERE.......THIS WAS THE BEST SO FAR
So there's a husband and wife who are waiting at a nearby busstop with their nine children.
Shortly afterwards, a blind man joins them and decides to wait for the bus as well. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded with passengers and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk to their intended destination. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick ? That ticking sound is really driving me crazy.
So there's a husband and wife who are waiting at a nearby busstop with their nine children.
Shortly afterwards, a blind man joins them and decides to wait for the bus as well. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded with passengers and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk to their intended destination. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick ? That ticking sound is really driving me crazy.
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Why do white people go to black people's garage sales?
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to get their stuff back
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I feel so bad for laughing at this thread.
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Originally Posted by gHeTtOnOyPi
This one got me,
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what do you call half a mexican? a paragraph, he is not fully an essay
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Originally Posted by Stay Lurkin
Originally Posted by gHeTtOnOyPi
This one got me,
Mannnnn this one took me forever, I was thinking my laptop mousepad was broken
Two Dyslexics sitting in a tree
K-S-I-S-N-I-G
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