[realtalk] How do you guys approach myspace chicks? [/realtalk]

[da matrix 1]

Originally Posted by Prez T

Originally Posted by jtc85

in august 05 i took this route but not with the "can i hit line" - i made a blackplanet profile and only posted my most flattering pics and just basic info - name, age, location and my AIM handle. i just did a search for women 18-21 that live within 10 miles of my zip code and copy and pasted "what it do?". i would do this every night for about a week. the first few nights, i didnt get anything but by the next week it was on and crackin. i couldnt believe how much girls were giving their numbers out like hotcakes. when it was all said and done (i did this for about 6 weeks) - one girl met me at an IHOP and said i was her new man n what not. she was mad thick and yella bone with real green eyes. my grandmother said black girls with real green eyes are the devil lol. i think she told me that to stop dating girls from the web. i met another girl she was cool the first but turned out to be crazy - i ran away from that when she introduced me to her mom. another girl her name was ebony lived like a mile from me and took me out to lunch. the entire time i told her to go to a motel so we can smash. she would just laugh and say whatever. i have not met girls online in 3 years since then. best internet moment is when this 25 year old woman that was half hispanic/ half black picked me up from my grandmothers house ( i was only 19 at the time) - i thought my granny was gonna kill that woman for taking her baby. but she lied about not having a kid so that went no where really fast. its fun at first but i find it difficult this day in age since myspace is one big massive networking site and private profiles galore. i was doin it when aim and YM were must have tools and those have fallen by the wayside

son wrote a dissertation and

for no reason

SON ARE U 30 ?

 

[buggzpimpin]

Anybody get a message like this yet????

Owwwwwww!

Incest threesome for the mutha *#%@#* win!


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: myspace is borin.. rawr
Date: May 27, 2008 10:04 AM


u are one sick bastard, and if u send my sister another message im going 2 +%%@ u up. if u have nothing else 2 do then get a %$@@%%# job!!!

 

[rich x yung]

Originally Posted by mrXdaboss

yall kill the kellz talk please its muddying up the e-pimpage. Still waiting on some progress reports esecially golden.

word.. i dont want this to get locked like i said before.. im proud of these nt'ers

 

[oidreez]

i got two responses on myspace finally. one said "waz up". im finna see where this goes

 

[liban906]

damn im on a drought. i sent out 8 last night and so far im 0/3. 3 read and no responses

at least cuss me out come on

 

[am 1 fiend]

Originally Posted by MR MONDAY NIIGHT

Originally Posted by Infyrno23

Originally Posted by taimaishu123


Greetings, Lovely Lady. How art thou? Me? Well...I've got a pocket full of hundreds that I'm about to drop off at the orphanage. It's a weekly habit of mine and I love it. (smile) You take care now and respond to me when you have time, you wonderful woman...YOU. (wink)

cherrio

Today at 11:21pm




Well kind sir I'm smoking a blunt. How art thou you?

http://www.facebook.com/mobile/

Today at 11:50pm

the after hours smokeith of the nug is a joyous occasion indeed!

i am doing quite swell. pip pip!
I seem to be experiencing a rather forceful sensation deep within the crevices of my knickers upon viewing your pics. maybe u could help me solve this problem?

we can cometh together and engage conversation over a nice cup of english tea. what do u say lad?

if that is real

I almost fell out of my cahir when I read that

 

[parada45]

I just read this whole thread

The lines are hilarious

 

[sifupooh]

Originally Posted by Starkey Luv

Originally Posted by DOWNTOWN43

Originally Posted by Starkey Luv

Originally Posted by Rebel RLY

Originally Posted by Starkey Luv

WHATVER. THAT #%!@ AINT FUNNY.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Stevenhttp://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8...kMGY0ZjctNGZlYy00ZWJiLTkzZjItOTI0YjBiMGM1NDk0
Date: May 26, 2008 4:42 PM


lmao..im just playin with you, i gotta get to know you first!!!
im not that easy!
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From:
Date: May 26, 2008 3:16 PM


THAT AINT A CUTE WAY OF GETTING ATTENTION. ALSS YOU HAD TO DO IF YOU WANTED ATTENTION WAS COMMENT OR MESSAGE ME ON SOME DECENT #%!@. THAT WAS REALL $%+@%% DISRESPECTFUL.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Steven
Date: May 26, 2008 12:44 PM



Alright I sent that message cuz I knew it would get your attention. Plus you look too smart to do some #%!@ like that. Forgive me please. I'm just trying to play games with a cute girl, you should play along.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8...lYmIwYmItODI5Yi00ZDAyLWE5YmItZTMzZmNjM2JhNjk0
Date: May 26, 2008 7:06 AM


#+!@ OUTTA HERE.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Stevenhttp://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8...mZjkwZTItYTYxMi00YjA5LTkyMmMtM2U0YTg1ODRmMDEx
Date: May 25, 2008 11:20 PM


Hey beautiful, just came through to tell you that I find you very attractive and ... EFF this issh, man, I wanna beat............... Straight up, you down?

my dude this was the worst execution of those lines ever...

What should I have said differently?

she was obviously a tough cookie, but still, the "i'm not that easy" line was misused...

Oh. I was copy/pasting them straight up in that order

People comin thru with the post game analysis

 

[buggzpimpin]

word but dude straight spambotted 3 pasted replies ftl - like there wasnt even a chance

 

[buggzpimpin]

Is this OD??? I'm not sure if I wanna goto hell over **** and giggles

I'm feeling like a good Samaritan today! I just want you to know if you ever get tired of standing and need a place to sit, you can always use my face and lips.

God Bless.

 

[coolnificent]

Originally Posted by buggzpimpin

Is this OD??? I'm not sure if I wanna goto hell over **** and giggles

I'm feeling like a good Samaritan today! I just want you to know if you ever get tired of standing and need a place to sit, you can always use my face and lips.

God Bless.

 

[18th letter]

Buggz you wild fam

 

[buggzpimpin]

Take the God Bless out??????

 

[keel252]

^

 

[buggzpimpin]

Yall aint helpin out...this is an emergency Ol girl is THICK

Sent. I've done worse things...

 

[rich x yung]

 

[oidreez]

it's a little OD

 

[fantastic4our]

Originally Posted by buggzpimpin

Is this OD??? I'm not sure if I wanna goto hell over **** and giggles

I'm feeling like a good Samaritan today! I just want you to know if you ever get tired of standing and need a place to sit, you can always use my face and lips.

God Bless.

I'm finna hit "Browse" on these 757 skeezers

 

[buggzpimpin]

Yall really don't wanna read the messages I'm sending. They are over the top ridiculous.

Peep this one that I sent to an emo chick....

lol thanx i sent u a friend request

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..RhykhyStr8..
Date: May 27, 2008 5:58 AM


Your sexy in a necrophiliac sort of way. Can I seduce you? I drink blood...whilst I suck on necks

 

[fade on you]

Originally Posted by buggzpimpin

Is this OD??? I'm not sure if I wanna goto hell over **** and giggles

I'm feeling like a good Samaritan today! I just want you to know if you ever get tired of standing and need a place to sit, you can always use my face and lips.

God Bless.

 

[sifupooh]

Originally Posted by buggzpimpin


I'm feeling like a good Samaritan today! I just want you to know if you ever get tired of standing and need a place to sit, you can always use my face and lips. God Bless.

the spit game is so vicious money is damn near trying to shake hands with the long arm of the law

you wildin kicko

 

[buggzpimpin]

I wonder if you can catch a sexual harassment case on the internet???

This is the chick I sent the coupon that expired already:

I'm sorry but your offer has expired. Check back with me next week when I am having my brown paper bag special.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: myspace is borin.. rawr
Date: May 27, 2008 10:51 AM


sumthing wrong wit you yo...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: RhykhyStr8
Date: May 27, 2008 12:11 PM


Owwwwwww!

Incest threesome for the mutha !%#%%$ win!


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: myspace is borin.. rawr
Date: May 27, 2008 10:04 AM


u are one sick bastard, and if u send my sister another message im going 2 !!#% u up. if u have nothing else 2 do then get a %%$!+*$ job!!!


NVM...she's prolly on ISS

 

[buggzpimpin]

I'm finished with this. Nomore. At all

 

[collaborator27]

You sent a message to a ****** eh?

 

[timelessflight]

update...
Subject:

RE: hey

Body:

well....i guess were close i live in the south west too. and my memorial week end went pretty good i went to south padre island, and then to mexico, im gonna be here for a couple of weeks, until i run put pf money and i have to go back to work. so how was yours?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Tflight
Date: May 26, 2008 5:23 PM


Haha, I just said that to get your attention and I guess it did. I'm from the southwest part of Houston. What about you? How's your Memorial Day weekend goin?

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From:
Date: May 26, 2008 5:12 PM


hey LOSER =P u look like ur a pretty cool person I GUESS =P so what part of houston r u from?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Tflight
Date: May 26, 2008 12:12 PM


hey.. I was just lookin at your page and i like what I see.. If you feel the same then hit me back loser =)