Say this to a girl at a party tonight for GUARANTEED SEX*

[scshift]

Originally Posted by Peep Game

Originally Posted by Animal Thug1539

Originally Posted by scshift

Negative on my part.

Me: So what do you like to do?
Her: Usual stuff, sports, art, hanging out. Blah blah.
Me: Cool... some dude is going to hit the jackpot some day.
Her: Aww thank you!
Me: But I'm going to hit you tonight.

(stupid slip up

)
Her: What? Don't hit me

Me: %*+!

  

FAIL.

 

[cap1229]

If you can deliver like Jason from Simple Pickup this will prolly work.

 

[datpiff110]

yall stupid as hell if u try this

LAME

 

[ballinsam23]

not big on pick up lines, but i'm definitely gonna try this one.

that "can i borrow you, i'll promise i'll give you back" line actually worked for me at club/bar once. I was scoping the dance floor tryna see who i'm about to have dry sex with. I see this 

girl who was dancing with her friend. So I gently pulled her towards me....

Me:

Her: I'm dancing with my friend
Me to her friend: can i borrow your friend, i'll promise i'll give her back
Her friend:

. Proceeds to push her towards me.

We ended up hooking up that night. 1/1 with that line thanks to NT

 

[uncalled4boy]

Originally Posted by KrazyChino

*Actual sex not guaranteed.

 

[dipsetgeneral]

"Now she wanna photo, you already know though, You Only Live Once, that's the motto, n-Y.O.L.O".

 

[ricky409]

SpeakUp23 wrote:

Originally Posted by scshift

Negative on my part.

Me: So what do you like to do?
Her: Usual stuff, sports, art, hanging out. Blah blah.
Me: Cool... some dude is going to hit the jackpot some day.
Her: Aww thank you!
Me: But I'm going to hit you tonight.

(stupid slip up

)
Her: What? Don't hit me

Me: %*+!

 

[shorty doo wop]

Originally Posted by DipsetGeneral

"Now she wanna photo, you already know though, You Only Live Once, that's the motto, n-Y.O.L.O".

never realized that line until now

 

[kramer]

Don't hit me

 

[ricky409]

Gonna try this next weekend fambs...

I'm at the crib for the night...

Shiiiiieeeed... I might try this during the week.

You think it will work??

 

[thedeek]

Originally Posted by datpiff110

yall stupid as hell if u try this

LAME

This man does not live for the moment!

 

[chosen one]

"I'm not sure if you give a f__ but I wanna f___." (Think about it.)

Said that exact line last night at a party and got a #, no vag though.

I was faded off 4 Loko & Sour Diesel anyways so %%$# it n__ YOLO.

 

[dvdjamm5150]

Originally Posted by VeintiSiete


You're chatting her up, making her demonstrate value to you by telling you her hobbies and whatnot blah blah blah


so you say

"well, a very lucky man is going to hit the jackpot some day." (referring to her, obviously)

she'll be flattered, and then you go in for the kill with:

"but im trying to hit it tonight"

DOUBLE ENTENDRE.

throw out a coquettish (but not creepy) smile and BOOM!

 

[hood17]

Originally Posted by Destination Kicks

Nah... 
Wait...

Screw it... 

YOLO.

Originally Posted by scshift

Negative on my part.

Me: So what do you like to do?
Her: Usual stuff, sports, art, hanging out. Blah blah.
Me: Cool... some dude is going to hit the jackpot some day.
Her: Aww thank you!
Me: But I'm going to hit you tonight.

(stupid slip up

)
Her: What? Don't hit me

Me: %*+!

 

[sooperhooper]

lol at the mix up line by shift

 

[kidufc]

This actually worked for me .. 3 for 3 so far..

Hanging out with a girl in the backseat.. I pulled out a quarter and said " if i flipped this coin, what are my chances of getting head? "
* proceeds with whipping it out*

Another time was at a party.. hanging out with this chick and I said " if i flipped this quarter, what are my chances of getting head?"
Next thong you know.. I'm in the bathroom holding her hair up..

Another back seat story.. after saying the line, she looks at me and smile.. I grab her race towards my manhood... It was a great night.

 

[zapatohead408]

I'll stay with my wio technique and class A sex offender status.

 

[Trillmatic90]

Originally Posted by kidUFC

This actually worked for me .. 3 for 3 so far..

Hanging out with a girl in the backseat.. I pulled out a quarter and said " if i flipped this coin, what are my chances of getting head? "
* proceeds with whipping it out*

Another time was at a party.. hanging out with this chick and I said " if i flipped this quarter, what are my chances of getting head?"
Next thong you know.. I'm in the bathroom holding her hair up..

Another back seat story.. after saying the line, she looks at me and smile.. I grab her race towards my manhood... It was a great night.

Damn you must love coins now 

    

 

[Carreraa]

YOLO

 

[mr marcus]

Just got fired for sectual harassment

 

[Mark Antony]

Originally Posted by Mr Marcus

Just got fired for sectual harassment

on a porn set my dude?

 

[tego calderon el abayarde]

^

 

[jaymall7]

Worth a try..hey you never know you might luck up with the right chick

 

[theekinqq]

Originally Posted by AKA LONGSTROKE

The only way to guarantee that you are getting laid, is to not expect to get laid. 
Women are easy to understand. Make them feel comfortable, and they will do almost anything. As soon as they feel pressure, they tighten up, then lose their sexual desires. As soon as you meet a woman, she already knows if she is going to give you a piece, so it is up to you to mess that up. 

Don't expect any, don't try and be too funny, nor manly, being macho, be at ease, treat her as if there is no safer place in the world than being with you. No judgement, apply no pressure, let her feel in control of herself, and you'll get some, first date.

In other words, act as if you've already got it. Don't act like you own it, act as if you've been there before.

BTW, this works on ALL women, of ALL races.

You're welcome. 

 

[mycoldyourdone]

thank you BasedLongstroke

Good look on the tip. You just have to be fluid. Dont be hardheaded thinking of rejection, be shaft and direct. Go in and out of these situations, repeatedly, cause its just a numbers game. Everyone hates being ballsdeep in a drought. Most of the time you'll never see these opportunities coming. Have a stiff gameplan and get your Little Richard swag on. Your confidence should only go erect.