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my parents had some classic lines man. I now find myself using some of them...hahah. share yours.
if i was in trouble:
"your @$+ is grass"
"i'm gonna knock you in the middle of next week"
"i brought you in this world...I can take you out"
if I forgot something/made a mistake:
"you ain't worth two dead flies"
"you are as useful as +!%! on a boar"
if i needed a haircut:
"boy your hair looks like sheep (fecal matter expletive) on a rocky mountain" - refers to my coarse hair and shape of my head ahahah
if i was in trouble:
"your @$+ is grass"
"i'm gonna knock you in the middle of next week"
"i brought you in this world...I can take you out"
if I forgot something/made a mistake:
"you ain't worth two dead flies"
"you are as useful as +!%! on a boar"
if i needed a haircut:
"boy your hair looks like sheep (fecal matter expletive) on a rocky mountain" - refers to my coarse hair and shape of my head ahahah