Sending flowers to females. What y'all think??

[JayDean03]

Originally Posted by RaWeX05

Send an Edible Arrangement instead.

Word. Why would i send my wife some @%#! that's gonna last 2-3days? $$$ wasted, b. 

 

[Peep Game]

 

[hendrix watermelon]

Originally Posted by yngSIMBA

Real life, don't listen to these fools. You really want to cheer her up? Forget simpy flowers, forget edible arrangements. 
First, you have to make sure she's at home, alone. Whenever her parents leave, that's when you do work son.

Once you know she's alone, break into her house. You gotta make sure she's upstairs or in the shower or something so she doesn't see you. Now you want to set off one of the fire alarms, be careful not to start an actual fire. Make sure it's one downstairs too, so she has to come down to shut it off.

Then you wait for her to turn it off. Hopefully she was in the shower like I said before, because now she'll be in a towel, which makes the whole scene play out perfectly.

About 10 seconds after she cuts it off, knock on her door. This is where it gets good.

She answers the door...

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Excuse me ma'am, I'm here to extinguish your fire then give her the 

 look. She'll know what it is. You know where to take it from here...

Bro, I know you didn't just half *%$ this corny *%$ story.