Serious Question: Have you ever had sex with a stranger? Vol NT After Dark

[gllahone84]

stats are stats .... look them up ...

I'm not trying to put fear in anyone heart .. just stating that you guys are examples to why this is rapid in ya states ... thumbs up buddy!

3 stroke it breaks and you continue .. SMH! Morons!

This dude...go get some p and chill out. 

You're throwing the thread way off. 

 

[knowledgebones72]

cool. your job is done.


lets get some more gross and entertaining stories in here.

are you seeking LOL's 

yes, yes i am.

i keep coming in here hoping to read something that will make me laugh.

i'm pretty sure that's what the point of this thread is.

 

[keko jones]

Plenty of times - those days are over though ...

I'm happy with who I'm with - even if the opportunity presented itself, I would pass. 

P.S. Kissing a girl after getting oral sex is no biggy - dudes aint about that life. Eat that box in between strokes ... LMAO

BTW, this was my original reply!

 

[gllahone84]

Man you should have left that where it was...

I'm not about that tongue action after a chick domes me up...

Definitely not stopping my stroke to eat the box...

 

[keko jones]

Man you should have left that where it was...

I'm not about that tongue action after a chick domes me up...

Definitely not stopping my stroke to eat the box...

LMAO - I bet you expected them to kiss you after you ate the box though .. LMAO

 

[gllahone84]

LMAO - I bet you expected them to kiss you after you ate the box though .. LMAO

No sir I did not. 

 

[knowledgebones72]

Man you should have left that where it was...

I'm not about that tongue action after a chick domes me up...

Definitely not stopping my stroke to eat the box...

you crazy.

stop mid stroke and start munching that box like you're in a porno.

that broad will go insane, and when you go back to stroking you've bought some more time before you bust AND she's feeling everything just that much more.

like for real, i've straight up changed some chicks lives like that.

i've done that and then immediately after we were done tried to break up with a girl. she started crying then laughing then picked up one of those floor lamps and tried to attack me with it like she was Darth Maul. it was still plugged in and she just didn't even care.

 

[tawainehel]

you crazy.

stop mid stroke and start munching that box like you're in a porno.

that broad will go insane, and when you go back to stroking you've bought some more time before you bust AND she's feeling everything just that much more.

like for real, i've straight up changed some chicks lives like that.

i've done that and then immediately after we were done tried to break up with a girl. she started crying then laughing then picked up one of those floor lamps and tried to attack me with it like she was Darth Maul. it was still plugged in and she just didn't even care.

Y'all are killing me today!

 

[gllahone84]

you crazy.

stop mid stroke and start munching that box like you're in a porno.

that broad will go insane, and when you go back to stroking you've bought some more time before you bust AND she's feeling everything just that much more.

like for real, i've straight up changed some chicks lives like that.

i've done that and then immediately after we were done tried to break up with a girl. she started crying then laughing then picked up one of those floor lamps and tried to attack me with it like she was Darth Maul. it was still plugged in and she just didn't even care.

Son I've never stopped my stroke to eat the box. 

 

[keko jones]

No sir I did not. 

Chicks be like wow - always kept coming back for more .. even when they knew I was with others they didn't care. 

They reminded me of the drunk dudes calling chicks at 3am to get some - but instead I be getting the calls.

1 chick destroyed my car because I said I was to tired to come out. She was waiting in front of my crib .. that's the last time I took a chick to my crib ....

YOu have to treat these chicks  like they are making a porn .. eat the box the *** kiss stop play smack bend .. 

but always ask for test before all that .. I'm not eating no random chick that's for sure .. LMAO only certified approved by the clinic chicks ..

 

[knowledgebones72]

No sir I did not. 

Chicks be like wow - always kept coming back for more .. even when they knew I was with others they didn't care. 

They reminded me of the drunk dudes calling chicks at 3am to get some - but instead I be getting the calls.

1 chick destroyed my car because I said I was to tired to come out. She was waiting in front of my crib .. that's the last time I took a chick to my crib ....

YOu have to treat these chicks  like they are making a porn .. eat the box the *** kiss stop play smack bend .. 

but always ask for test before all that .. I'm not eating no random chick that's for sure .. LMAO only certified approved by the clinic chicks ..

i dunno bruh.

a chick could have no diseases, but i'm not just out here eating booty all willy nilly.

plus the whole thing about your car sounds pretty untrue.

but mostly eating booty is not something you should be doing as often as you eat cat.

i mean, it's a butthole, bruh.

 

[keko jones]

i dunno bruh.

a chick could have no diseases, but i'm not just out here eating booty all willy nilly.

plus the whole thing about your car sounds pretty untrue.

but mostly eating booty is not something you should be doing as often as you eat cat.

i mean, it's a butthole, bruh.

LoL 

You are seriously that dude - my windshield wiper was bent - my side mirror was broke and my driver side driver windshield was crack from the bottle she threw at it. Several minutes after I hung up the phone, I heard the alarm and I knew the chick went ham .. SMH

What sounds untrue is the chick crying because after sex you gave her the ducesss - who even those that? LMAO

Eating *** its not something you do regular ... something you pull out to hook them big fishes ...

 

[mangudai954]

You're a guy?

 

[knowledgebones72]

What sounds untrue is the chick crying because after sex you gave her the duces - who even those that? LMAO

bruh.

how else am i gonna smash before breaking up with her?

use your head.

what am i gonna let her be all nice to me and right before we sex go, "oh no, babe, i don't think we should." ?

that's a vagina bruh. i got a penis. how else am i gonna go about that situation?

 

[keko jones]

bruh.

how else am i gonna smash before breaking up with her?

use your head.

what am i gonna let her be all nice to me and right before we sex go, "oh no, babe, i don't think we should." ?

that's a vagina bruh. i got a penis. how else am i gonna go about that situation?

Just quit my dude - it's obvious you don't have backups if you are worrying about trying to get yambs before breaking up ...

I'm using my head .. you just don't screw a girl you are trying to break up and if you do, I'm not trying to tell her right after sex. makes no sense, unless you are trying to get back at her for doing you dirty .. or you are that coldblooded dude that like to crush hearts ... I usually let girls go on mutual grounds ... no need for me to be a **** ... you never know ... 

1. if she was in my house - its not happening until she leaves ..

2. if I was in her house I bounce and right before leaving told her ..

3. breakups are easier in public places ...

Just saying .. you have no game son!

 

[knowledgebones72]

alright, i'm not sitting here trying to convince anyone i have game.

but i'm also not making up stories.

so i think i have you beat there.

 

[tr1ll]

Why are yall entertaining dude??

 

[keko jones]

alright, i'm not sitting here trying to convince anyone i have game.

but i'm also not making up stories.

so i think i have you beat there.

Making up stories ..

LMAO - hahaha - love NT!

but yet you are breaking up with chicks seconds after you smash ... yeah ok!

 

[knowledgebones72]

alright, i'm not sitting here trying to convince anyone i have game.


but i'm also not making up stories.


so i think i have you beat there.

Making up stories ..

LMAO - hahaha - love NT!

but yet you are breaking up with chicks seconds after you smash ... yeah ok!

i feel bad that this is such a crazy concept to you.

but it's extremely normal.

i don't luh them hos, bruh.

 

[keko jones]

i feel bad that this is such a crazy concept to you.

but it's extremely normal.

i don't luh them hos, bruh.

crazy concept, naw ... but purposeless yes!

 

[trynafeelmink]

Quite frankly i've done it twice once i slid in with no dome on some drunk ****

It took me all of a day of paranoia to set up a doctors appointment... luckily everything was fine.
and does a one night stand count as chicks you literally met once? I've had a couple of instances where me and a shorty have had brief convos previously and i jus happened to knock it down eventually.

 

[layziegunts]

ok back to the stories

4) When I went to Nairobi, Kenya on a solo vacation last year for my birthday I was at this spot called Sizzlers having a beer. So Im sitting there chilling watching some African dance people do their dance and lo and behold the biggest craziest fattest booty walked by me and into the next row. So Im there chilling and just taking it easy, then she turned around and said "hey my brother I never seen you from these parts before, where are you from?", then I said "oh, Im from Jamaica but I work in New York", then she said "oh wow, never met a Jamaican before". So whatever, she turned away and cheers me and said "cheers to us having sex tonight" I was like "WHAT THE !!!!!", then she was like "oh, im not gonna let some sexy young Jamaican guy like you come to Kenya and not get some of that African hospitality". I called one of the tuk tuks so damn fast and went back to the hotel and beat the skins of her all night long. She wasn't a prosty or nothing, we had breakfast paid for her cab fare back to her place and to this day we still talk on FB. Nice lady

5) Last year it was my boys bday at this lounge in Manhattan called Volsted and it was the first time I ever tried mdma. So I was on it hardbody, being super confident about myself. I saw this chick, her face was a 5, but her body was a straight bonafide 10 and cornered her. So I asked her how she getting home and she said the train and im like nah, ill make my boy take you home. So It was me, my boy, my other boy and her driving back to Brooklyn. She said she was hungry so I suggested that she comes by my place because I got some waffles that she can make. She declined at first, but we just went straight to my house, lol. She asked me if I had any more mdma cause she wanted to party. I was like "hell yea", but I really didn't have any left. So I gave her a Tylenol and she took it. Within 15 minutes she started to get turn up. lol. me and my dudes were like "is this really gonna go down" and shortly after it did. She took off all her clothes and led all 3 of us to my room!! it went down like a straight up porno. We started around 3 am and we were done at like 7 in the morning These are my 2 best boys, so for us to run a choo choo on this girl, it was absolutely amazing. She hates me though, cause I beasted on her later when she said she was tired. I love her though, she took all the D like a straight up champion. I wish she didn't hate me, cause she was the bomb. Mad random

 

[flebronhaters]

I guess playing with your life is a funny matter.

I'm sure that's not the initial question he has, but if the conversation is going to lead to sex, I don't see why wouldn't you ask.

Outttta here thinking I'm about to play with my life.

SMH!

must be HIV positive...its hittin too close to home ...

 

[tr1ll]

^Thats kinda effed up bruh..

 

[keko jones]

^Thats kinda effed up bruh..

not really - it's NT, you don't expect better ... especially when someone changes names just to post something like that ...

anyways - he has me - that's wassup!