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this thread brings back memories ...
Sophmore year college ... met up with my boy in the quad late on my birthday ... My boy was at the security desk at one of the dorms. Security guard was young and thick and she was smiling a bit. My boy had been chatting it up with her. He goes you know it's my man's bday and she goes no way ... i show her my id we talk for a bit and she asks where i live. I was like i'm over in towers. then she is like which building ... then she was like what floor ...so i'm like oh she just gaming me ... went about my business ... later i get a knock on the door after shorty shift was over ... she topped me off for like 3 min b/c she said she had to go she couldn't get caught in the building. The security guard in my building gave her a pass
Another instance ... met up with the said kid again at Pitt again ... he was waiting in the lobby for me and he met some girl and she wanted to party with us. We took the bus around campus but didn't get into anything. The whole time shorty was like ... i'm just like a guy ... i get down like this etc ... she was asian and sounded like a freak ... tried kicking it to her ... only got the # ... her dorm was 2 min walk from mine ... we went our separate ways and i got to my room and was like yo come thru. she was like you not gonna call me again if i come thru. i like like yehhhhh i will. she came thru and gave me the meanest top ... on some you love my deep throat ... i'll never forget that night ...
My same boy's sister moved to nyc some years after we graduated back in 05. A mutual friend was coming up to visit. He hit me up and was like yo i'm here ... i was like nah ... i don't even want to know what u doing w/ shorty ... he was like yo you gotta come thru ... her roomate sound like a wild girl. he was like yo you'll be good. so i go from bk to harlem ... kick it for a bit ... roomate was changing in front of me naked when we were about to head to the club ... she had insisted that she wasn't familiar with what is cool to wear in ny (she was from ohio) and that i give her my opinion ... so i was like i'm def. gonna stick around. My man walked in the room to see if we were ready ... she covered up everything ... so i was like bet ... i know this is going to happen. We go out to murray hill ... get the cold shoulder ... i left my car back in harlem. End of night i'm bout to bounce to the crib and stopped in ... shorty said i want you to stay ... we picked up a 5th wheel along the way and she was like there is no way that kid is staying in my room. So i tried to get it poppin and shorty was like but we'd be loud. I was like nah ... i covered her mouth while i was smashing and she was like that was so exciting ... slept, woke up and bounced. never saw her again.
Last but not least ... i was in hong kong ... went with one of my boys from high school ... this dude stay making up stories ... i was looking for girls and he came and got me bc he met some kids that were just buying up the club. Kids had a magnum bottle of belve and tons of other drinks. I'm not a drinker at all and i was wasted. He then introduced me to some older females that he said was a princess or something like that and some other french woman that he said ran Hong Kong. I was like yeh sure whatever ... he said yo come meet them. One of the ladies goes are you a part of his entourage ... in my head i'm like wtf did this kid tell them ... he then introuduces me to the DJ ... more on that later ... we stay at that club until it closes around 4 something ... he then goes we going to some next level after party ... so we go in ... these older ladies are poppin bottles ... i'm trying to bag some french chick w/ my basic french (took 8 years and never used it - waste) ... shorty is telling me she wants to have my babies ... i did the sucker move and bought her a drink which was dumb b/c the people that i was with b/c of my boy were popping bottles... she then played me and i started talking to this african chick ... she was bad and old french girl is coming back now trying to kick it to me ... i shut her down and she tries to get the african girl ... so now i'm thinking where in here can i get both ... that didn't materialize but i started fingering the african chick on the dance floor ... i wasn't even hiding it ... so i try to take shorty to the bathroom... the same dj from the previous club started talking to the african girl ... she was like asking him for permission for me to beat ... i was like wtf ... he was like yo .. i run this place and starts laughing ... then he goes u good ... i talk to the bouncer and he blocks the stall and i beat ... i give him a 20 when i'm done and said good looks ... by then that party was over ... i lost my boy ... and tried to follow shorty to the after after party ... it was sunrise and i was lost b/c i couldn't get in .... i took the cab back to the hotel and found out that the place i couldn't get in was where my boy was at with the older women ... that was a crazy night ...
Sophmore year college ... met up with my boy in the quad late on my birthday ... My boy was at the security desk at one of the dorms. Security guard was young and thick and she was smiling a bit. My boy had been chatting it up with her. He goes you know it's my man's bday and she goes no way ... i show her my id we talk for a bit and she asks where i live. I was like i'm over in towers. then she is like which building ... then she was like what floor ...so i'm like oh she just gaming me ... went about my business ... later i get a knock on the door after shorty shift was over ... she topped me off for like 3 min b/c she said she had to go she couldn't get caught in the building. The security guard in my building gave her a pass
Another instance ... met up with the said kid again at Pitt again ... he was waiting in the lobby for me and he met some girl and she wanted to party with us. We took the bus around campus but didn't get into anything. The whole time shorty was like ... i'm just like a guy ... i get down like this etc ... she was asian and sounded like a freak ... tried kicking it to her ... only got the # ... her dorm was 2 min walk from mine ... we went our separate ways and i got to my room and was like yo come thru. she was like you not gonna call me again if i come thru. i like like yehhhhh i will. she came thru and gave me the meanest top ... on some you love my deep throat ... i'll never forget that night ...
My same boy's sister moved to nyc some years after we graduated back in 05. A mutual friend was coming up to visit. He hit me up and was like yo i'm here ... i was like nah ... i don't even want to know what u doing w/ shorty ... he was like yo you gotta come thru ... her roomate sound like a wild girl. he was like yo you'll be good. so i go from bk to harlem ... kick it for a bit ... roomate was changing in front of me naked when we were about to head to the club ... she had insisted that she wasn't familiar with what is cool to wear in ny (she was from ohio) and that i give her my opinion ... so i was like i'm def. gonna stick around. My man walked in the room to see if we were ready ... she covered up everything ... so i was like bet ... i know this is going to happen. We go out to murray hill ... get the cold shoulder ... i left my car back in harlem. End of night i'm bout to bounce to the crib and stopped in ... shorty said i want you to stay ... we picked up a 5th wheel along the way and she was like there is no way that kid is staying in my room. So i tried to get it poppin and shorty was like but we'd be loud. I was like nah ... i covered her mouth while i was smashing and she was like that was so exciting ... slept, woke up and bounced. never saw her again.
Last but not least ... i was in hong kong ... went with one of my boys from high school ... this dude stay making up stories ... i was looking for girls and he came and got me bc he met some kids that were just buying up the club. Kids had a magnum bottle of belve and tons of other drinks. I'm not a drinker at all and i was wasted. He then introduced me to some older females that he said was a princess or something like that and some other french woman that he said ran Hong Kong. I was like yeh sure whatever ... he said yo come meet them. One of the ladies goes are you a part of his entourage ... in my head i'm like wtf did this kid tell them ... he then introuduces me to the DJ ... more on that later ... we stay at that club until it closes around 4 something ... he then goes we going to some next level after party ... so we go in ... these older ladies are poppin bottles ... i'm trying to bag some french chick w/ my basic french (took 8 years and never used it - waste) ... shorty is telling me she wants to have my babies ... i did the sucker move and bought her a drink which was dumb b/c the people that i was with b/c of my boy were popping bottles... she then played me and i started talking to this african chick ... she was bad and old french girl is coming back now trying to kick it to me ... i shut her down and she tries to get the african girl ... so now i'm thinking where in here can i get both ... that didn't materialize but i started fingering the african chick on the dance floor ... i wasn't even hiding it ... so i try to take shorty to the bathroom... the same dj from the previous club started talking to the african girl ... she was like asking him for permission for me to beat ... i was like wtf ... he was like yo .. i run this place and starts laughing ... then he goes u good ... i talk to the bouncer and he blocks the stall and i beat ... i give him a 20 when i'm done and said good looks ... by then that party was over ... i lost my boy ... and tried to follow shorty to the after after party ... it was sunrise and i was lost b/c i couldn't get in .... i took the cab back to the hotel and found out that the place i couldn't get in was where my boy was at with the older women ... that was a crazy night ...
