So how did Kris Humphries get Kim K?

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, this dude High Altitude "defending her honor."  Every post he made was ironically hypocritical.  Getting personal, calling names like a child... son sounds like a stalker.

And... yes, she is was a j/o for the rich and famous.

and the first thing I thought of...

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Kim K was party buddies with Paris Hilton, a chick that was notorious for being a Hollywood @+#$. You think dudes were being respectful towards her when they would see her with Paris? Everyone knows ho's chill with ho's. If you think perfect angels are hanging out with jumpoffs, I feel bad for you because you are destined to marry a girl that has had more salami in her than a deli
 
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 @ Kris askin permission to put hands on Rob and tryna "handle" him like a big brother or somn...you just put one foot out the door you nut 
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Never heard of this Humphries cat till he got married to Kim, judging from the vid posted hes an herb. Rob really shouldn't fight him, looks like Kris makes himself look bad already.

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@ Kim acting like she wasn't just talking a whole buncha +%+$ about her brother
 
Originally Posted by Just bLAzed

Originally Posted by voodoo

More people knew who Ray J was than Kim.

i doubt that. maybe in the hip-hop community
Dude Ray-J has been around since the middle to late 90s (Moesha), his sister is (or was) a pretty big international star, Ray-J himself have had a couple hits....I think people outside of the Hip hop community knew about him more than Kim back than regardless of this listened to hip hop or not..
 
How is she going to marry Kris Humphries of all NBA players though? Dude is straight irrelevant 
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talking about having a career year with 10 points and 10 rebounds
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Why didn't she go for someone actually good, like Monta Ellis or Kevin Durant or something
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Originally Posted by undefinedinc

Originally Posted by Just bLAzed

Originally Posted by voodoo

More people knew who Ray J was than Kim.

i doubt that. maybe in the hip-hop community
Dude Ray-J has been around since the middle to late 90s (Moesha), his sister is (or was) a pretty big international star, Ray-J himself have had a couple hits....I think people outside of the Hip hop community knew about him more than Kim back than regardless of this listened to hip hop or not..
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Originally Posted by High Altitude

Originally Posted by RiKaN HaVoK

Originally Posted by High Altitude



Derp she was famous before the sex tape. I'm not saying she isn't famous for nothing but what makes her a jumpoff?

Think of how many dudes she dated in the past 10 years.
I agree to disagree ..
No body knew who Kim was before the sex tape!

Just saying!


She modelled and was in celeb news (being famous for nothing) before the sex tape. I'm clearly not saying she was an A list celeb but she was still famous back then. You're trying to make it sound like no one knew who she was though. You're full of @#%#. Are you telling me people went crazy over a below average sex tape of an everyday chick no one knew about or was the tape a big deal cus' she was famous? The answer is obvious...
kid relax!
you need to take a breather and re-think life!

why am I full of #@+$, because I disagree with you? You are talking about all this facts and how no one has anything to back it up. If anyones bother to read your post, the only one talking without any substantial behind their claim is you!

no one knew who you was - they knew of her dad and like someone mentioned, when she did the sex tape and they knew it was his daughter - instant celeb overnight.  It helps that she was/is a dime.

did you know Montana Fishburne before her porn? Maybe you did, but a whole lot of people didn't.  

fact of the matter, that even if its a below sex tape, sex sell and its a billion dollar industry for something.

Get your facts right .. don't get mad because people are classifying her as a jump off because in the celeb world - she must is! and please stop the insults because that makes you look stupid and salty that people are dogging her - its like you have a serious obsession with her. maybe that's probably why you trying to see how he got her .. you need to be taller and you need to have paper - I'm sorry but not any regular joe would of have bagged her.
 
Originally Posted by scshift

How is she going to marry Kris Humphries of all NBA players though? Dude is straight irrelevant 
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Originally Posted by DimesLikeHefner

Originally Posted by scshift

How is she going to marry Kris Humphries of all NBA players though? Dude is straight irrelevant 
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Why didn't she go for someone actually good, like Monta Ellis or Kevin Durant or something
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I'll tell you one thing though, Humphries is the only person she's been with who got better the longer he dated his. Even though his career stats are only 10/10, he had multiple
games where he was getting 20 or so rebounds. On the flipside, Reggie Bush broke his leg and had to give back his Heisman. Miles Austin came off a career year, then completely
disappeared after that. And Ray J, well, he's getting none of that 60 mill from Kim, so he's been taking L's for years. Humphries is still a clown and a fool though. Money and spotlight
can't change that
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Originally Posted by scshift



Why didn't she go for someone actually good, like Monta Ellis or Kevin Durant or something
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because all they care about is basketball, basketball, basketball
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...no kimmy time
 
Originally Posted by DimesLikeHefner

Originally Posted by scshift

How is she going to marry Kris Humphries of all NBA players though? Dude is straight irrelevant 
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Why didn't she go for someone actually good, like Monta Ellis or Kevin Durant or something
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Kim doesnt like skinny dudes 
 
Originally Posted by 8tothe24

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, this dude High Altitude "defending her honor."  Every post he made was ironically hypocritical.  Getting personal, calling names like a child... son sounds like a stalker.

And... yes, she is was a j/o for the rich and famous.

and the first thing I thought of...

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Originally Posted by Peep Game

Originally Posted by DimesLikeHefner

Originally Posted by scshift

How is she going to marry Kris Humphries of all NBA players though? Dude is straight irrelevant 
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Why didn't she go for someone actually good, like Monta Ellis or Kevin Durant or something
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I'll tell you one thing though, Humphries is the only person she's been with who got better the longer he dated his. Even though his career stats are only 10/10, he had multiple
games where he was getting 20 or so rebounds. On the flipside, Reggie Bush broke his leg and had to give back his Heisman. Miles Austin came off a career year, then completely
disappeared after that. And Ray J, well, he's getting none of that 60 mill from Kim, so he's been taking L's for years. Humphries is still a clown and a fool though. Money and spotlight
can't change that
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Of all the NBA players though
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Like we could be chilling and you could ask me "yo man, who's ONE NBA player you don't want on your team?" and I would never say Kris Humphries just cause I got NO IDEA who he is
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She literally got one of the most random players in the league... even Antoine Walker has more fans than him and he stopped playing 5 years ago
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Originally Posted by scshift

How is she going to marry Kris Humphries of all NBA players though? Dude is straight irrelevant 
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talking about having a career year with 10 points and 10 rebounds
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Why didn't she go for someone actually good, like Monta Ellis or Kevin Durant or something
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Some dudes in here are straight hating on Kris. Maybe she found him to be a genuine good guy and fell in love? It seems to me like she wears the pants in the relationship and he is pussywhipped. I could be wrong.

WHo makes more money, him or her?
 
Originally Posted by Hazeleyed Honey

Some dudes in here are straight hating on Kris. Maybe she found him to be a genuine good guy and fell in love? It seems to me like she wears the pants in the relationship and he is pussywhipped. I could be wrong.

WHo makes more money, him or her?

he cant be *#@%$ wh1pped… d1d you see her sextape? 
 
Kris Humphries is a GARBAGE player. I remember this dude on the Jazz and Raptors. Terrible ball player.

That is all. Congrats on the wedding
 
Originally Posted by MasterChef

Originally Posted by Hazeleyed Honey

Some dudes in here are straight hating on Kris. Maybe she found him to be a genuine good guy and fell in love? It seems to me like she wears the pants in the relationship and he is p****whipped. I could be wrong.

WHo makes more money, him or her?

he cant be *#@%$ wh1pped… d1d you see her sextape? 
She is just a boring person in general. But, we can't just judge on one sex tape. You can tell the tape was purposely done as a PR stunt and she thought maybe she didn't have to put her best performance?

Beautiful beautiful girl, but she doesn't seem enticing. But, that doesn't matter to most men when a woman has an astounding big *$% and is extremely beautiful.

  
 
Originally Posted by d3simet

Originally Posted by 8tothe24

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, this dude High Altitude "defending her honor."  Every post he made was ironically hypocritical.  Getting personal, calling names like a child... son sounds like a stalker.

And... yes, she is was a j/o for the rich and famous.

and the first thing I thought of...

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There's one thing...after all these years...I consistently laugh at on NT and its the lookalikes y'all throw up
 
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