antonlavey
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Well, if you're gonna take this L might as well make her cook for you and buy you stuff. We in a recession, aint no shame in selling your body. :\
So I had sex with a Clingy Fat Chick. VOL HELP ME
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Tell her you still want to be friends...but you're moving to Yemen...
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you didn't smash her sober so she should already know you aint feeling her like that. try to be chill like "yo you're cool and all, we had fun that night, but I'm not looking for a girlfriend right now". if she gets butthurt about it? oh well, keep pulling chicks on campus & make her even angrier.
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antonlavey
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Then tell her you have a twin brother with the exact same name as you, just in case she bumps into you at a Jamaican restaurant.
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Act like you don't remember the sex part since you we're drunk
Op Said the sex was bad , why do you guys keep telling him to continue to smash ? Lol
Op Said the sex was bad , why do you guys keep telling him to continue to smash ? Lol
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Grab the harpoon
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lollll
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tell her you were drunk...then asked her if she raped you. i think you were raped bro. she probably raped you. you were raped. rape.
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lead her with a trail of chicken tenders into incoming traffic
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Son, she CANNOT outrun you!
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We all know when there are no pics; chances are the girl is less than a 4.
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25thhour
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This is the first response? I love y'all man, repped
Jit is on a roll. Lowkey he's the funniest cat on NT right now.
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Not trying to blow up spots, but just a month ago OP was a virgin.
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Now unless Ninjahood spit on him between then and now, dude really has no basis for claiming the chick that potentially took his V-card is being clingy...
OP, like I said earlier, salvage this unfortunate situation--as you see it--and make something positive out of it.
Think, you could use her to perfect your noob-level stroke game before moving on to greener pastures and worthier game.
Don't miss or mess up this opportunity.
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Now unless Ninjahood spit on him between then and now, dude really has no basis for claiming the chick that potentially took his V-card is being clingy...
OP, like I said earlier, salvage this unfortunate situation--as you see it--and make something positive out of it.
Think, you could use her to perfect your noob-level stroke game before moving on to greener pastures and worthier game.
Don't miss or mess up this opportunity.
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well damb.
OP you better keep that around for some scrimmaging
OP you better keep that around for some scrimmaging
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OP was a virgin?
Well damn the big girl is probably telling her friends right now about his Jim American Pie sex
Well damn the big girl is probably telling her friends right now about his Jim American Pie sex
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Not trying to blow up spots, but just a month ago OP was a virgin.
View media item 260101
Now unless Ninjahood spit on him between then and now, dude really has no basis for claiming the chick that potentially took his V-card is being clingy...
OP, like I said earlier, salvage this unfortunate situation--as you see it--and make something positive out of it.
Think, you could use her to perfect your noob-level stroke game before moving on to greener pastures and worthier game.
Don't miss or mess up this opportunity.
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You're not blowing up spots, it's quite obvious what son is tryna Portray. You are not that dude op, not yet anyways.
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Why not sounds like a good idea.
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Got 'em coach
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didnt know pics were eventually posted. I wanna see em but I wont dig up the thread so forget it
I miss that thread...
Many lulz were had
Take pics while you do this
